by 88 26th September 2018, 2:57 am
Nice try! Keeping the home intact might have been one of her sleepy concerns, but Theo was still in the throes of fighting a treasure dragon hoarding valuables from him. A sleepy laugh of triumph rang out, sounding almost drunk. Sleep beast Theo had two modes, really. Grouchiness or endearing loopiness.
In this case, grouchiness was winning out, and he certainly wasn't any closer to waking despite the treasures dangling in front of his face. He'd just tangled its wings! Now it'd been forced to retreat, putting him at the advantage. Those treasures he'd revealed... how dare the dragon keep them hidden like that. For them to have been kept so close, they must be the most valuable. Point was proven even more when the foe suddenly started getting serious, blasting him with energy and speaking his name. Oof, it could talk? "ARG!" the man snarled. Lithe feet danced him around the treasure piles gleaming and sparkling under his booted feet. As if something like that could hit such an experienced tomb raider such as he! As a counter, Theo lobbed balls of jello at the dragon, hoping to hinder its movements. Being glass and all, though, he didn't want to crack it open just yet, so he robbed the jello chunks of much of their force and damage in favor of bogging the thing's movements down. Maybe trap some limbs, or slow the movements. Just enough to get it gummed up so he could swoop in smoothly and snatch what he wanted...
But then the floor gave way! The pile of riches he'd been standing on avalanched itself over his attacking motions, sweeping his foot away! Reeling off balanced, a beam hit him. He expected pain, but there was nothing but harmless force...and then some pain as he crashed through the glass wall of the glass cave he'd been apparently fighting the glass dragon in. "Hrrrrnnnnggggghh..." he groaned, wondering why it was so much brighter and colder outside the piggy bank tomb. Perhaps he should cut his losses and come back later? He did seem to have a golden dragon statue in his grasp, so that would have to do! Raising up, Theo began wandering through the forest of ruins, not recognizing anything.
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Sleep drunk Theo seemed to think he had the upper hand, and also may have been trying to get a handful of what he didn't think was part of a human female's body. Elvira recoiled away like any decent human would at being exposed, even if undergarments were present. Granted, Theo wasn't seeing what was actually there, fortunately for both of them most likely. "ARG!" he responded beastishly, mildly confused but undaunted. She fired upon him, and that skillful footwork he swore he had looked more like a drunken noodle. Being a jello man as well as extra loose-y goose-y from sleep, his body wiggled and contorted so that most of the attacks missed him by accident. Bare feet sank and rolled over plushie and furnishings alike. Balance was non-existent, but Theo seemed pleased with his performance. However, a particularly round plush shaped a little like a bear rolled suddenly against the couch cushion he stood on, precariously in front of a window. Arms flailing at a feeble attempt to catch his balance, the gust of wind caught him and was just enough to alter his body weight in the direction of aforementioned window. Crashing through it, he landed hard but somehow avoided being sliced up by broken window glass. "Hrrrrnnnnggggghh..." Theo groaned, acknowledging the pain but still not coming out of his sleep beast mode. He rose to his feet, grasping an emo horse plushie as if it was precious. Turning his back, he made his escape, which was a terrible idea since Theo was basically asleep and would cause who knew what kind of chaos aboard the Crystalli. Surely he wouldn't walk off the edge of the ship and plummet...right?
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