Haruhi Kanashimi The Dark Escort

Haruhi slams back a shot of rum. Her face cringes and immediate regret rushes her expression.
"That's smooth...*cough*."
She sits back in her chair and reads over a letter she intercepted from a noble family.
"So this little brat needs a good role model? Well this could be interesting..." she whispers.
Haruhi's menacing grin stretches across her face. She is being asked to escort this kid to a fancy banquet and keep his attitude in check. Haruhi knows that this is the prime evening to end the endless boredom she's been plagued by this month...week....last hour.
"I wonder if they are a boy or girl?" she says to herself.
Haruhi has been terrified of being around girls her age. She knows how she feels about others and is afraid of someone like her. Haruhi slammed down another shot of rum and glared at the letter.
"Let's get this kid all prim and proper."

Haruhi straps her pack on and starts on her journey to the nobelmans house.
"I can't believe this man can't take care of his own kid. I mean, really? How snotty and horrible could this kid be?" Haruhi is walking down the street, waving her arms back and forth. She looks like a frantic child herself. Through wincing and aggressive mumbling Haruhi reaches the noblemans house. She looks up at the giant garden separating her from the main door. A stream of doors trickles down her face.
"It's beautiful." She says. "...I hate them all.." The tears continue.
Haruhi hates all these nobles already. Without thinking she kicks the gate with the toe of her boot. The entire gate explodes into the garden. Haruhi yelps in shock and sprints back down the secluded street. She hears the guards and dives into a bush. The guards are searching around the gate, and Haruhi decides to approach. the guards yell for her to stop. She stops, makes no eye contact, and holds the letter up to the guard captains face. He shakes his head and escorts her to the door.
"Welcome to Castle Monroe, milady."

Haruhi stands in front of Castle Monroe. She sees a gentleman walking toward her. A tall slender man with a light moustache around the edge of his mouth. A light skinned man with a dark pompadour. He is walking with another man. Quite a bit younger, around 16 or 17 years of age.
"Who is this?" Haruhi asked herself.
"Nice to meet you, Sabertooth wizard. It has been tough without my wife, but I would like to thank you for helping and escorting my son to the banquet." Lord Monroe said in an exquisite voice.
"Escort him...." Haruhi said. "I'm 12."
"Yeah..yeah yeah that's fine." said the lord. "Just go as his sister. He's been through a lot and could really use some good company."
"Alright, I think I could bring some emotion out of him." Haruhi looked up and smiled at the lord.
Haruhi looked over at the young man, standing in the doorway. A shallow unphased look on his face. Haruhi was looking forward to the night ahead.

Haruhi hops into the cart bound for the banquet. Her young nobleman sitting next to him. She looks over at him and stares. She doesn't break her gaze. He looks over at her quickly and then immediately drops his eyes.
"So your father says you're a child from hell." Haruhi says in an outburst.
He looks up at her with a surprised face. "What? What do you mean?" He asks.
"That's why I'm here." Haruhi says. "I'm here to keep charge over you."
"Well, I don't need anyone watching me. Especially a useless, stupid, child like you." He states.
"Really, well why do you think I'm actually here?"
He looked down at his balled up hands. Not breaking his line of sight.
Haruhi knew she was cold, and was ready to show this noble family.
"I'm here because your mother died and your only living family member would rather sit at home alone than spend a night with his son. A pathetic depressed piece of trash like you."
Haruhi moved over to the window and looked at the scenery outside. The reflection in the window showed a Haruhi that never looked more excited for a dinner.

They arrive at the front street. Walking into the crowd they make their way to the front building. The young nobleman is still sulking over Haruhi's comments. She looks over her shoulder and smirks at him. She knows that he is close to breaking.
"Oh look at you adorable couple!" Haruhi hears from across the hall.
"What? Oh oh oh oh oh no. You have that wrong. This is my clien.. umm brother, Greyjoy."
"Ahhh Greyjoy Monroe, right?" The lady said. An elegant dress falling from her shoulders. "I had no idea the Monroes had a daughter."
"Well, I haven't been much around. I've been on guild work for the past year or so." Haruhi said.
"Ahhhhhh! A wizard are you?" the woman asked.
Greyjoy looked over at Haruhi. He knew his father asked someone to accompany him, but he had no idea she was a wizard.
"What guild are you from?" He asked Haruhi.
Haruhi knew she was there as a legal guild member. She had to hide who she was. Haruhi looked at the noblewoman and Greyjoy. She turned and went to her seat and prepared for the banquet.

With Greyjoy sitting next to her, Haruhi get's an idea. She wants to see just how much anger and revenge her date has. She know she struck a nerve by talking about his father the way she did. Every guest that speaks to Greyjoy mentions his deceased mother and uncaring father. Every conversation lengthens the frown on his face and increases the shake in his hand.
"Why do you let them talk?" Haruhi asks. "These people don't care about you. Don't care about your mother. Why would you let them keep bringing up your useless father?"
Another guest comes up to Greyjoy. "Helllloooo young Monroe. Why, it's so nice to see you out and about. We all thought you would have run away by now. We are soooooooo sorry to hear about your mother. A stupid woman she was to go out there alone, but still soooooo sorry."
He starts shaking even more.
"You don't need to be around these people. They don't deserve to have you here." Haruhi whispers.
She knows he is about to crack. She stands up.
"Why didn't your mother stay with you. She tried escaping from you!" Haruhi screamed.
The entire crowd was staring at them.
Greyjoy grabs his plate and throws it at the woman who last talked to him. Everybody screamed. He flipped his table and continued to break things. Haruhi jumped in the air and threw her fists into the ground. "Hammer Fissure!" She screams. The entire right side of the banquet hall collapsed. Greyjoy threw his hands into the air and screamed "Requip: Sakura Axe!" A giant cloud of blossoms erupted from his hands and an axe phased into his hands. He threw his hands toward the wall and broke down the entire left wall.
Haruhi whipped her head toward Greyjoy. "You're a wizard!?" She asked.
Greyjoy smirked and answered "You're not part of a guild either, are you?
"Well not the one your daddy thinks I am." She smiles
"What guild?" He asks.
Haruhi crushes another table. "Tartarus"
Greyjoy and Haruhi walk out of the destroyed banquet hall. Most visitors made it out. They started walking down the street.
"Why didn't you tell me you're a wizard?" She asked him.
Greyjoy looks back at the building. He throws his axe toward the building. A dark pink magic circle appears and it explodes in a beautiful mixture of petals. The building crumbles.
He looks back at Haruhi. "It's always more fun when people don't know."
Haruhi has no idea why she doesn't hate him. They continue walking down the street. She looks at him and throws a fist into the side of his head and sends him flying across the field next to the street.