Dear Seri!

"There are no words on the question, rather a very poor drawing of a stick figure. Next to the figure is an arrow pointing to what can only be guessed to be a hamburger. Following all of that is a question mark. One wonders how it even reached the list, considering there is nothing to say if it is even for Seri, nor is there a sign-off."

Intended question is basically "Are humans food?" but Mai can't exactly write or read, so...pictures have to do

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Dear Seri,

I am a Celestial Spirit, and my keybearer is a complete moron. He constantly does stupid stuff for whatever reason in the name of “drama” and “making the world fear him.” Do you have any suggestions for how to get him to stop being so stupid? I’ve tried hitting him manh, many times, but it seems to not have an effect.

Sincerely,

The Exasperated Witch

Dear Seri,

Have you ever lost someone before? Not like they passed on lost, like they disappeared from your life, kind of lost. I keep on wracking my brain trying to find my father (i swear he's not dead and just being an asshole) and I can't get over it. I keep on finding clues on his whereabouts, but show up empty handed. On top of that, my husband seemed to have vanished as well on his own little mission and I have no clue where he went! How do you deal with people disappearing on you so much?!

A Much Angry Dragon

Dear Seri

I find the Rune Knights' logo very familiar. What inspired its design?

Sincerely, a curious dessert ('Desiertan', but JJ ain't that good at writing Fiorian yet)

Dear Seri

Me and my wife have been married for over a year now, but we're still both virgins. Is it wrong for me to wait this long to get comfortable with the subject, or is it a good idea to try and push it now?

Sincerely, some dude

Dear Seri:
I have been away for several years hoping some changes would happen in the world, sadly it hasn't and makes my heart hurt. How do you tell those you hate you want them to change but yet they refuse. How can you tell everyone things are not alright and to open their eyes, please tell me how can I change the opinion of the masses that are sheeps?

Dear Seri

I've started getting issues since I found out that I accidently created my own demon inside of me... but how do I calm down and tone down on some of my favorite hobbies including panty raids, tissue deletion and overall ogling whoever I find honest to god attractive? It's really starting to physically hurt a little, and I think I need a break to recover, but it's so GODDAMN DIFFICULT.

From a ladies' man

Dear Seri,

I've recently been at a mock wedding with a guy that I like. He usually is grumpy but he's real easy on the eyes. At the wedding though, he kissed me! I've been trying to be nice and not bother him as much since it feels like he doesn't like me, but does this kiss mean he likes me?!

Sincerely,
Love-Torn Queen

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Dear Seri

I’ve begun to notice that I excess in the amount of items I carry with me on my journeys. I was wondering if you ever stumbled upon the same problem once.

Sincerely, me

Dear Seri,

As an aspiring Alchemist and Apothecary... I was wondering if you might know some great places outside of cities to look for herbs for potions and salves and whatnot? I know a few apothecaries and herbalists in some cities and villages, but I'd like to find my own and the best quality!

Sincerely,
Little Witch

Dear Seri,

I hail from Bellum, and if you know anything about that country, you'd know that they basically love magic above all and spit on those who don't. I had grown up without magic and faced many hardships within my family for the lack of magic, with my only saving grace of my family having some money. About five years ago, I had found that I did have magic and ran away from home since I didn't want to deal with my family trying to pretend they never did anything to me growing up with the intent of marrying me off to some old sleezeball for political reasons and monetary gain. Recently, I had met up with them and they acted exactly how I feared they would since they found out through some public sources that I have magic, like they had done absolutely nothing to me back when I was growing up. Now, I am married and with children, and I know my partner tries to comfort me the absolute best he can, but I feel just as hurt and angry as I knew I would about all of this, and I'm not entirely sure how to let it go and move on... What would you do in this situation? Or how would you help someone with this?

Emotionally Hurt

Dear Seri,

Not too long ago I crossed blades with a man I presumed dead. As in the "I killed him with my own two hands"-kind of dead. Yet now he's returned, and has once again taken the life of someone dear to me right before my eyes, while I could do nothing to prevent it. I know I have responsibilities I have to abide by first and foremost, but the call for vengeance is strong. I'm not willing to leave the matter for someone else to handle, nor the authorities to bring the matter to their attention. What would you suggest I do?

Kindly,
Raging Regent

Dear Seri,

Recently I arrived to Fiore from a far away place. I have no way to go home and I miss my family terribly, especially my son. How can I deal with this unbearable homesickness?

TIA,
Foreign Father

Dear Seri,

My combat mentor is new to Fiore and wants me to teach them how we do things here, as well as our history and stuff. I'm a history buff, so I can handle that much, but I only have a few ideas for how to go over traditions, behavior, pastimes and whatnot. Plus, he's really pulled out all the stops to train me and I want to return the favor. Do you have any ideas for good ways to really integrate an immigrant into our societal mindset?

With Regards,
Musing Mentee

Dear Seri,

This is more than embarrassing, but I’m not the most popular individual. I’ve befriended my hallucinations, given them names, held conversations with them because I know they won’t stab me in the back. But now that I might have gained real ones. How do I, uh, get rid of them? They’re nothing but trouble.

Sincerely,

Finding Emo

Dear Seri,

I recently caught up with an old friend after 2-3 years after a complicated misunderstanding. I'm trying to mend bridges but then he turns around and says he had a crush on me and I think he still might.

I'm not really interested in a relationship, but at the same time I don't want to ruin our friendship again. He seems to have taken the hint for now but what should I do if he persists?

Sincerely,
Very Conflicted Individual

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