A Cursed Supper (Job - Solo)

Jozuma readies his shovel and sprints towards the injured Broccoli Plant Demon and hits it with the shovel. It gets knocked back however its head slings back hitting Jozuma dead on and staggering him a little bit "I'm not going down without a fight pipsqueak. Agh" The pitchfork was now further pushed through its body causing it more pain. Jozuma took this opportunity to slice him with the shovel and then twice again to his green head.
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Jozuma HP: 50/100
MP: 90%
Paralysis Battery Charge: 25% (+ to strength)
Current Speed/Reflex Buff: 25% (from UA)

Jozuma plans to face the last one in single shovel combat

Hits from pitchfork and shovel to be considered equivalent to heavy unarmed melee damage

Broccoli Plant Demon 1: 46/100 HP (sight impaired from pitchfork in eye)
2-10: (killed by villagers)

Jozuma's Dice Roll

The member 'Jozuma' has done the following action : Dice Rolls

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#1 'Damage Dice' :


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#2 'Block Dice' :

Jozuma's Dice Roll

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#1 'Damage Dice' :


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#2 'Block Dice' :

Jozuma's Dice roll

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#1 'Damage Dice' :


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#2 'Block Dice' :

"Oh broc it HURTS, it freaking hurts so much." At this point the Broccoli is writhing in pain and flailing randomly. Jozuma takes the initiative and swings the shovel again but misses in the Broccoli Plant Demon's random movements and receives a shoulder ram. He retaliates by kicking the pitchfork all the way through its body leaving a gaping gash across its face, he kicks the creature away and readies his shovel once more for one final assault. He was breathing hard and he was in a lot of pain but for some reason, maybe for his own growth or possibly shovel bragging rights, he felt like this was a fight he had to win. Calcifer offered some words of encouragement "You got this bud I know you do, your training has made you more than ready for this, just gotta watch his movements and give him the ol' 1 2. Now reintroduce this thing to the ground it came from." He could hear the sounds of the villagers witnessing his duel cheering him on. "Go guild wizard!" "Yeah smash that plant!" "For shovelry!" Jozuma cracks a smile. "Gotcha Cal." Jozuma dashes towards the Broccoli Plant Demon once more slashing through it and taking out its other eye. He turns around and swings at hit twice more. "GAAAAH LI!" the Broccoli Plant Demon tries for one last swing but Jozuma jumps in the air and impales him with the shovel as he lands. The Broccoli Plant Demon falls to the ground and he pulls the shovel from it's head. Cheers erupt from the crowd. Everyone went back to the village, filled with newfound confidence, and a small feast was held that night for today's events called for celebration. After gorging himself on food, Jozuma went back to his room and rested for the night.
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Jozuma HP: 40/100 (100/100 after resting)
MP: 100%
Paralysis Battery Charge: 25% (+ to strength)
Current Speed/Reflex Buff: 25% (from UA)

Jozuma plans to face the last one in single shovel combat

Hits from pitchfork and shovel to be considered equivalent to heavy unarmed melee damage

Broccoli Plant Demon 1: 0/100 HP
2-10: (killed by villagers)

Dice Roll

The member 'Jozuma' has done the following action : Dice Rolls

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'Monster Dice' :

You know what? Come at me mate 2nd monster dice roll.

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'Monster Dice' :

Village dice roll

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'Damage Dice' :

Village dice roll for weak monsters

The member 'Jozuma' has done the following action : Dice Rolls

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'Damage Dice' :

Jozuma's Dice Roll

The member 'Jozuma' has done the following action : Dice Rolls

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'Block Dice' :

Jozuma's Dice Roll

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'Damage Dice' :

Everyone woke up early the next morning armed with pitchforks, shovels, and armor made out of pots and pans. The villagers stood at the perimeter of the fields awaiting the next wave of Plant Demons to arrive. Would they be stronger than the last ones, how many will show up, these thoughts echoed through everyone's minds but they were too determined to back down now. The dark magic was starting to fade now and this would likely put an end to it. Jozuma stood at the front of the army, shovel and pitchfork in hand, as well as Anya, armed with a shovel. There was a short moment of silence before a group of Tomato Plant Demons arose. They seemed much weaker than the Plant Demons Jozuma met before, he could barely sense them. Didn't stop them for acting tough in front of an army though. "Look what we got here boys, fresh meatsacks." "Any last words before we kill you." "What, kill us? Ha! Maybe if you beg on your knees we won't call for the Broccoli Squad to wipe you meatsacks out. Pssh, look at these guys with their toothpicks-" "Shovels!" "TOOTHPICKS and makeshift shit gear and their flat chested girly leader-" "Hey!" "Thinking they can boss us top quality produce around. Luckily for you meatsacks we're feeling generous, if you get to the pleading and begging soon we won't have Broccoli Squad burn down your worthless pile of sticks you call a town." "You mean the guys we killed yesterday?" The Tomato Plant Demon had a face of shock. "What?" "Yeah those guys didn't seem that scary when we left their corpses on the ground." Jozuma points to the pile of dead Broccoli Plant Demons. "Uh uuhhh so what we're 5 times stronger than those guys anyway! Well you blew your chance now prepare to be ripped apart." "Oh really?" Jozuma points his hand in a gun shape. "Railgun." Jozuma fires an electrified metal ball with his Railgun spell into the group of Tomato Plant Demons blasting through and killing 3 of them. "AH, call Broccoli Squad!" "Already here." The Broccoli Squad walks from the field ready for battle. "Broc-Co-Li!" "You meatsacks are in for it now there's no way you can take us all on." "We'll see about that. Call it Anya." Anya turns to the villagers and raises her shovel high. "Men, this is where we make our last stand. The curse ends today it's now we fight. FOR OUR CROPS! FOR OUR FAMILIES! FOR BEANSTALK!" "YEEEAAHHHH!!!!" The villager army made its charge towards the Plant Demons and the battle began. The battle went for hours, plant goop covered the fields as the villagers fought with everything they had. The Broccoli Squad, seeing Jozuma as the greatest threat, tried to focus on him but he was able to keep a step ahead of them while dealing his own punishment with his pitchfork and shovel. When the battle came near to its close only 2 Broccoli Plant Demons remained.
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Jozuma HP: 100/100
MP: 90%
Paralysis Battery Charge: 25% (+ to strength)
Current Speed/Reflex Buff: 25% (from UA)
Spell Used: Railgun- D-ranked damage

VILLAGE UPRISING: The villagers decided that they had enough of these monkey fighting Plant Demons in this monday-to-friday field and are now aiding Jozuma in fighting the Demons with pitchforks and shovels. Their sheer number is enough to take on any demon.

Hits from pitchfork and shovel to be considered equivalent to heavy unarmed melee damage

Broccoli Plant Demon 1: 100/100 HP
2:100/100 HP
3-10: (killed by villagers)

Tomato Plant Demon 1: 0/20 HP
2: 0/20 HP
3: 0/20 HP
4-10: (killed by villagers)

Village Dice Roll

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'Damage Dice' :

The final 2 Broccoli Plant Demons stared at the army of angry villagers, the 2 knew their fate was sealed. The villagers made quick work of them and as the last Plant Demon fell the fields lit up. The crops started turning back to normal and the the eerie green glow faded; Jozuma could no longer sense the malefic aura meaning it was over. "We did it." "YEAHHH!" The villagers leaped in joy and started heading back to the village to celebrate. There were many injured in the battle, who were being treated by Oltum, but there were no deaths. Some crops were harvested from the fields and a huge feast was held that night, the meal Jozuma was waiting for all this time. The feast was amazing from the delicious meat to the newly harvested fruits and vegetables, he probably ate more than everyone in the village combined that night. The villagers were speechless watching their newly found haul of food nearly vanish in a span of a few hours. A party was held the rest of the night and Jozuma finally took his leave of Beanstalk Village, he met with Anya before he left. "Thank you so much for helping us, with the curse lifted we can finally get back to work." "Don't mention it, though it might sound a little corny that's what guild wizards are for. We never found that dark wizard though are you sure you'll be fine." "Yes, if he comes back he'll have a huge surprise waiting but for now I have to take charge of things here." They both smiled. "Well that's good to hear I'll be going then, more jobs to do, things to squash." The village waves him goodbye as he leaves for his next job.
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