Job: Break the Siege! (With Cards and Three Evils)

Khalisha sighed slightly as she was led to Quanny village by the old man who had somehow convinced her and her partner -- who had been minding their own business up until he randomly shambled up to them and immediately started pleading with them to help him with something -- to follow him. She glanced over at Diavolo and rose one eyebrow at him , speaking in an exhasperated tone, "Hey, do we really gotta do this, Dia-Di?" She asked, having taken to calling Diavolo this earlier on, when they had first met up to go on a mission together. "I mean, I know the old guy needs help, but... I dunno, it just doesn't sound like it's gonna be any fun at all, does it?"

The three, Diavolo, Khalisha, and the old man, had been walking for a few hours now, and Khalisha was quite frankly getting sick of it. The mission didn't sound all that exciting, her feet hurt, she was hungry, and she was bored. Still, she stood tall the entire time, walking gracefully along like a modle on a runway, as if it was just natural for her to do so (which, actually, it was). Her tail swayed slowly behing her, and she let out a light yawn from the boredom of walking so much, wondering when they'd finally arrive at the village that had apparently been attacked by some low-life thugs. She wondered, for a bit, what they could even want with the ancient ruins. Did they think there was some sort of awesome treasure inside, or were they just being destructive for destruction's sake? In the end, she realized she didn't really care, and just wanted this all to be over with. Looking at the old man, now, she spoke up once more, "Hey, graaand-pa?~ When will we be there, huh?~ Huh?~" She asked, speaking in the sweetest, most innocent tone she could manage, not wanting the old man to think she was rude or annoying; or, at least she wanted to distract him from such thoughts, in case she was being such.

"Hold on ta yer skirt, there, pussy-cat! We'll get there when we get there!" The old man said, laughing cheerily after allowing for an awkwardly long pause. Apparently he thought something was fantastically funny, because he didn't seem to plan on ceasing this laughter any time soon, and it just caused Khalisha to curl up her bottom lip and lower her ears a bit, feeling as if she'd been made into a joke somehow. She was confused, though, and looked back over at Diavolo for confirmation on what just happened, just staring at him with a sort of dumbfounded and pouty look on her face, as if to ask, "What's so funny? Did I miss something? I think I should be offended, but I don't get it..."

Soon after that, the old man let out a caw as he saw his village emerge from the trees they had been walking through up until then. He ran off ahead, into the village, shouting something or other about having brought help, and Khalisha just stood at the edge of the woods, putting her hands on her hips and resting all of her weight onto one leg, having managed to regain her composure after the old man's dazing laughter. She smiled at Diavolo now, giggling a bit and closing her eyes as she pushed her chest out into the open, apparently done complaining now that they had arrived, as well. She took a deep breathe, stretching her legs for a bit by crouching low to the ground and sticking them out to the side one at a time. "Whatever, that old man didn't get to me. We might as well just get this over with, huh, Dia-Di?" She asked, standing up again and slapping herself on the rear with both hands, then on the fronts of her thighs, as if dusting her self off and getting ready for a fight.



((OOC: Wow.. So, I'm really sorry if this was absolutely terrible, but I was really out of it when I typed this up; However I didn't want to delay it any longer. I'll do better on my next post!))

Doppio let out a resigned sigh as he followed along, hands in pockets and hunched over. Really, why did this had to happen in this exact moment and place?, it wasn't fair at all!, he had taken a whole week just to plucker up and invite Kalisha, the cute cat-girl of his guild to have a milkshake with him (he still could remember the still uncomfortably embarrassing moment, all blushes, jagged words and overly dramatic, incoherent gestures) and this guy just HAD to show up and ruin all of it... 'I think you just blew your chance Doppio... Not that you actually had one in the first place.', he told himself while grinding his teeth, his freckled face lighting up red yet again.

"... I guess so...", replied Doppio. He knew it was his duty and etc, but honestly, he couldn't care less for this people. He just wanted to be left alone with his own life, why did he have to be pulled in into other people's

'I never asked for this...'

And so, Doppio remained silent on his own little private world, only half-heartedly listening to the exchange between Kalisha and Gramps as he tried to think of some new, catchy tune. However, his daydreaming was cut short by the startling laughter of the man.

"What's so funny? Did I miss something? I think I should be offended, but I don't get it..."

"I dunno", he simply stated. Doppio had never been all too bright. Plus, between the music in his head, his internal head-butting of a wall and Kalisha's swaying hips it was VERY hard to concentrate. Seriously, having to do this sucked so goddamn hard.

"Whatever, that old man didn't get to me. We might as well just get this over with, huh, Doppi-Di?"

"Huh?", said Doppio, suddenly noticing that Kalisha was stretching... Incidentally providing him a nice, full view of her rack. "Y-yeah!, Let's go!", said the boy, starting to walk forward with a ridiculous amount of clearly false (and comical) determination, anything to put a bit of distance between the two of them tho.


OOC: Nah, don't worry, let's just have some fun without freeting over quality :3

Khalisha could sense that something was bothering her newest friend, Doppio, and tried to cheer him up by grabbing onto his arm and giggling. "Hey! Come on, Doppi-di, no need to be so glum. We can go hang out some more once this is over, yeah?" She said, managing to cheer herself up a little bit too. She was good at that much, at least, but she wasn't sure how effective her tactic had been on Doppio. She let go of his arm a moment later and walked forward a bit more. Being the flirtatious little kitty that she was, she started swaying her hips a little bit extra for Doppio, who she actually thought was quite cute.

As the boy started to walk forward with much gusto -- which, for some reason, Khalisha didn't manage to identify as false -- Khalisha smiled and let out another little giggle. "That's the spirit, Doppi! Okay, lets head around to the left, and then work our way from there into the middle." She said, before taking off at full speed, forgetting all about the old man. She was excited to get some work done, despite how much she had been complaining, and while she was running she began sorting through her deck. She decided she was gonna look for the boss, then open up with a paralysis effect. She picked out her paralyze card and her heart card, putting them at the top and entering the village a moment later. As she looked around, hoping Doppio was right behind her, she kept on swaying her hips all sexy-like for him, but this was slightly hindered by the fact that she was attempting to be quiet. In no time at all, she spotted a tough-looking (compared to his cronies anyway) fire wizard, laughing and shooting fire into a house he had just raided. Near by him was a small guard squad of 3 marauders with wicked brass knuckles on their hands for weapons. Smiling, Khalisha strolled up behind them, pulling the top two cards from her deck and channeling energy into them. "Paralyze, Heart!" She shouted, catching the small group of people completely by surprise and hitting all but one of the marauders with the spell, paralyzing three quarters of the group, including the boss, for 1 post. For a moment, Khalisha just stood there, staring at what she had done, before letting out a short cheer as the marauder who hadn't been caught stood up slowly and started backing away. "Doppi-di, Doppi-di! Look What I did! Quick, get'm!" She said, trying to signal Doppio to attack while the bad guys were frozen up.



((OOC: Wow, boss monster on first roll? Lucky one huh? xD))

The member 'Cards' has done the following action : Dice Rolls

#1 'Monster Dice' :


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#2 'Damage Dice' :


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#3 'Block Dice' :

Doppio gave a sudden jerk as he was taken out of his daydreaming by the sudden contact against Kalisha, "O-of course, I'd really love it!, W-well, it's not like you have to do it if you don't want to or anything, or that I'm going to be let down if in the end you can't, or that... Ehehe...", chuckled as he rubbed the back of his head, too embarrassed to keep talking, which was probably for the better seeing how much of a fuss he was making. In his defence, he had a good reason to, seeing how it was the first time he had actually touched Kalisha.

'Contact huh?', thought the boy. It was amazing how so simple as reaching out to someone was, you just had to extend your hand. That was it... But then, how come he just couldn't bring himself to even move a single finger while Kalisha had done it with such naturality?

'Still, nice moves there Doppio', he mentally sighed.

And then, before he even noticed, Kalisha was already way ahead of him, "Hey!, Wait for me!"

Shortly after, both were within the village, within the thieves den. To be honest, he was a bit scared by the fact that it was his first mission... He just hopped that everything turned alright.

But then, right after the next corner, the town's square oppened up, and with it, a rather large group of enemies, "Woah!", he said Doppio, a bit impressed by the power of their leader, only to cover his mouth with his hands... Fortunately, the enemy didn't hear him, allowing Kalisha to score a surprise attack with a paralyzing spell

"Doppi-di, Doppi-di! Look What I did! Quick, get'm!"

"Oh!, Right!", he said, a bit ashamed he didn't take the initiative... Though perhaps this was a chance... Yes it was!, he concluded as he ran towards the fire mage, this was his chance to shine, to playt hero and impress Kalisha!, "Okay, here goes nothing!, SOFT & WET!!", he yelled as he summoned the golden, robotic sailor spirit besides him and delivered a barrage of strikes to the mage, ending with a powerful upercut that sent him up into the air. Despite looking like a wimp, Doppio was actually tremendously strong for a mage his rank.

"Time to finish you off!", he would exclaim as his body emanated a sea of bubbles that flew accross the square, stealing the weight of the rubble of the houses the mage and his goons had destroyed, Doppio's weight and the weight of at least two marauders, three, should the one able to move be unable to dodge.

"I don't think so!", said the mage as all these things rose up (leaving the marauders unable to fight) and he casted a spell to coat his body in flames, which was the only thing he could really do.

Despite of this, the mage would be astounded to see Doppio disregard the flames he had created and grab his body by the waist despite the damage he would sustain. And then, suddenly, Doppio's body not only recovered his weight, but it also was vastly increassed, "TAKE THIS!!, DRILLING SUPPLEX OVERDRIVE!!", he roared as he supplexed the man and both begun spinning wildly, colliding against the floor with a tremendous impact that raised a cloud of dust.

When the cloud settled, Doppio could be seen attempting to stand despite his supermassive body made it hard. Finally managing to do so, he would just look at the mage unconscious on the floor, "Arrivederci!", he just said as he turned to look at Kalisha, with a smile, indicating he wasn't really hurt despite what the pretty abundant damage his clothing had suffered would indicate.


HP-82.5%
MP-80%

Damage dealt:
-- To the Boss:
---- 8 D damage from fist barrage
---- 6 D damage from uppercut
---- 12 D damage from supplex with massively increased weight.
------ Total of: D damage x26

Steal I used to steal much weight.
Combine used to combine the weight stolen
Three of a perfect pair used to steal pain from self and give combined weigght (to self too)

Rolling to see if Steal I hits the third marauder (no block dice rolled since the enemy wouldn't be able to block the spell regardless of the outcome of the block roll).

The member 'Three Evils' has done the following action : Dice Rolls

'Damage Dice' :