Toxiban

Leona Jarnefeldt wrote:    Name:
   Toxiban

   Grade:
   Weak

   Type:
   Item

   Proof of Acquisition:
   October Items Of The Month: Page 1, Post Number 20 (Request), Page 1, Post Number 21 (Approval)

   Description:
   Feeling stressed? Has dealing with jobs, ridiculous people, world events, and too much social media shoveled upsetti spaghetti into your brain and made your ridges feel sore and irritable? Are you raging about really asinine things as if you have any control over the world and other people’s lives? Have you suddenly acquired several mental illnesses or, at least, the symptoms of them that you didn’t have before?

   Is everything toxic, or is it you that has become toxic?

   Use this special magic potion! It looks like a cute little fairy terrarium with grass, mushrooms, and moss and makes a great accessory to anyone’s belt or bag straps! Its size is magically adjustable to suit everyone’s needs. It never runs out, so you can use it as much as you like. You may thank the fairy Grizzlebizzle for making this item because, frankly, he’s just really annoyed with how annoying everyone is. You can pick one up at the store or you might find one he’s left for you if you’ve really gotten under his glittery, hive-covered skin.

   Sometimes in life, you just need to touch some grass. You’ll feel better, trust Grizzlebizzle.


   


   [Disclaimer: Not intended for consumption! Please do not swallow Toxiban. Harmful if swallowed. If ingested, take care not to jostle around and consult a doctor immediately. If the potion opens while ingested…well, you’ll know… Also, any outdoor allergies still apply :)]

   Abilities:

   Name: Touch Grass
   Description: Popping the cork will cause wherever you are to suddenly be magically transformed into a nature-nut’s paradise! For a 20-meter radius around the user, mushrooms and trees and moss and grass and all things foresty will cover everything. The freshest air will tickle your cheeks and, if there’s no sky where you are, the illusion of one will appear with your preference between day, night, and the weather. You can take a moment to relax. Listen to the birds and crickets that may or may not be there. Let the grass detoxify you. Touch it real good before you put the cork back in and get back to living your hopefully more grounded life [The user must have OOC permission to use this ability on a player character, a player-owned NPC, or an Event NPC as well as associated magics belonging to those mentioned].