"The beach! Really?!!"
It's not every time a movie starts off with someone stating its title, at the risk of sounding very banal... but if this was a movie, this was exactly how it started. Goethe stared around at the droves of people milling about, then at the beautiful, inviting sea, then his eyes narrowed into a frown, which he pointed acutely at his friend. "This is at best a distraction, and absolutely not what I had in mind."
Bayne nodded. "Yes. What you had in mind was poring over old books about madness and gods that induced madness, and hiding in dark corners of musty old rooms. With the way you're going, you'll be the one responsible for having some screws loose, not some otherworldly entity interested in turning you into a fruitcake."
"Why do I have this niggling feeling that Arnie will take your side in this?"
"How astute of you, Goethe," Arnoba's voice replied in his thoughts. "Baynard is right, no matter how you look at it. You need a bit of a distraction, and fresh air will do you good..."
"Could have picked a mountain," Goethe grumbled.
"... as will human company, which I'm afraid mountains are quite lacking in."
Goethe groaned, then muttered something incomprehensible.
And so it was, some minutes later, that a pouting Goethe stood barefoot on the sands, arms crossed over his chest, clad in a beige beach shirt and navy blue board shorts. For a while, he just stood there and did nothing, and it seemed he was going to remain that way all day. He glanced over at his companions.
"Aren't you guys a little overdressed for a beach?"
"Nonsense. Shouldn't you be having some fun instead, you old grouch?"
Goethe scoffed. "Like any of this stuff interests me."
"He's just saying that because he knows he can't do any of these activities around, without embarrassing himself in front of the ladies," Baynard whispered conspiratorially to Arnoba.
"What?! There's nothing to them."
"Bet you can't do that limbo dance, then," Bayne suggested, gesturing towards the stick held up by two poles, which people struggled to pass beneath.
Goethe grunted imperiously. "This will be too easy."
It was funny watching him join the queue of limbo dancers... funny, because he maintained the pout, and kept his hands folded, even when he passed below the stick. With each round that passed, contestants fell out, and the stick came lower, until Goethe was left with a large, tanned fellow who was surprisingly agile for his size. By this time, the stick was almost as low as their knees.
"Nah, this is impossible," the man said.
Goethe did not offer any words. Instead, still with the comical pout on his face, he marched towards the stick, then bent backwards just as he reached it, and scuttled beneath it with his back almost completely parallel to the ground. The spectators cheered and clapped, and the large man, after considering the stick some more, shook his head and offered Goethe his congratulations with a grin.
"Great! An ornament..." Goethe noted dryly, as a lei was placed around his neck. "You get four of these, I hear there's a nice price awaiting you," the organizer of the limbo answered.
Goethe shrugged. "Eh. Let's get four, then." He was certain beyond a doubt that the prize would not be a demon-killing sword, but since he had just three to go, he might as well see it to the end.
It's not every time a movie starts off with someone stating its title, at the risk of sounding very banal... but if this was a movie, this was exactly how it started. Goethe stared around at the droves of people milling about, then at the beautiful, inviting sea, then his eyes narrowed into a frown, which he pointed acutely at his friend. "This is at best a distraction, and absolutely not what I had in mind."
Bayne nodded. "Yes. What you had in mind was poring over old books about madness and gods that induced madness, and hiding in dark corners of musty old rooms. With the way you're going, you'll be the one responsible for having some screws loose, not some otherworldly entity interested in turning you into a fruitcake."
"Why do I have this niggling feeling that Arnie will take your side in this?"
"How astute of you, Goethe," Arnoba's voice replied in his thoughts. "Baynard is right, no matter how you look at it. You need a bit of a distraction, and fresh air will do you good..."
"Could have picked a mountain," Goethe grumbled.
"... as will human company, which I'm afraid mountains are quite lacking in."
Goethe groaned, then muttered something incomprehensible.
And so it was, some minutes later, that a pouting Goethe stood barefoot on the sands, arms crossed over his chest, clad in a beige beach shirt and navy blue board shorts. For a while, he just stood there and did nothing, and it seemed he was going to remain that way all day. He glanced over at his companions.
"Aren't you guys a little overdressed for a beach?"
"Nonsense. Shouldn't you be having some fun instead, you old grouch?"
Goethe scoffed. "Like any of this stuff interests me."
"He's just saying that because he knows he can't do any of these activities around, without embarrassing himself in front of the ladies," Baynard whispered conspiratorially to Arnoba.
"What?! There's nothing to them."
"Bet you can't do that limbo dance, then," Bayne suggested, gesturing towards the stick held up by two poles, which people struggled to pass beneath.
Goethe grunted imperiously. "This will be too easy."
It was funny watching him join the queue of limbo dancers... funny, because he maintained the pout, and kept his hands folded, even when he passed below the stick. With each round that passed, contestants fell out, and the stick came lower, until Goethe was left with a large, tanned fellow who was surprisingly agile for his size. By this time, the stick was almost as low as their knees.
"Nah, this is impossible," the man said.
Goethe did not offer any words. Instead, still with the comical pout on his face, he marched towards the stick, then bent backwards just as he reached it, and scuttled beneath it with his back almost completely parallel to the ground. The spectators cheered and clapped, and the large man, after considering the stick some more, shook his head and offered Goethe his congratulations with a grin.
"Great! An ornament..." Goethe noted dryly, as a lei was placed around his neck. "You get four of these, I hear there's a nice price awaiting you," the organizer of the limbo answered.
Goethe shrugged. "Eh. Let's get four, then." He was certain beyond a doubt that the prize would not be a demon-killing sword, but since he had just three to go, he might as well see it to the end.
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