Goddess' Guidance #2: World of Metal

Strawberry wrote:Job Title: Goddess' Guidance #2: World of Metal
Rank: C
Job Location: Wakusei Portals
Solo Word Count: 2000 Words
Group Word Count: 3000 Words
Additional Requirements:
*Must have completed Goddess' Guidance #1
*Must wear the angel costume provided in the first job
*Must not engage in any combat at all.
*Steal the intel

Job Description: This time, the gateway appears in a familiar location (be it a guild hall, your home, etc. Player's choice. If there are multiple players participating that don't share a familiar location, separate gateways will appear to pick them up). Once again, the Completely Inconspicuous Goddess and the Shouta Angel come to greet you.

"Hi there once again, mage! Glad to see you're back. I have a mission for you! You're going to be traveling to the World of Metal, a world of gritty war-torn action and pop culture references galore! You need to take on a military base, but in the spirit of the World of Metal, you must do it completely stealthily! All you need to do is infiltrate their commander's quarters and get some intelligence from their computer... Or, something like that. It takes two to tango? Alpha charlie breakfast burrito? I don't understand military talk... You take it from here, Shouta Angel!"

"Sure thing, Lady Goddess. Alright, so you have to beware of some pretty important things! There are cameras, soldiers, and even giant robot things that I'm apparently not allowed to say the names of! Beware, because if you get caught by them, they'll start attacking you. But remember, you can't, under any circumstances, engage! Pretty tough, huh? Oh, and uh... Lady Goddess? If they die on this mission... We CAN say their name 3 times and yell it on the 3rd time, right?"

"Of course!"

After the briefing, the goddess opens a gate that displays a military base. When you go through this gateway, you land on a large hill next to it.
(Details of the base are up to the player, along with enemy placement and the like)

Enemies:

• Enemy Name: Camera
  Enemy Description: "These are the cameras! Trust me, they are the most dangerous of the enemies! If one spots you, oh boy trust me when I say you will have a very bad time!"
  Enemy Rank: Weak
  Enemy HP: 5
  Enemy MP: 0
  Enemy Melee Damage: 0
  Enemy Spell Damage: 0
  Enemy Speed: Immobile
  Ability: Upon spotting a player character, 10 Monster Dice must be rolled (if Weak is rolled, default to normal) or 10 non-Weak enemies must be spawned. They immediately aggro the player spotted by the camera.
  
  
• Enemy Name: Patrol
  Enemy Description: "Okay, so these guys carry guns... GUNS! Do you know how those things feel? PRETTY DARN BAD! Uh, anyways... They should just be walking predetermined routes, and they also kinda have nonexistant peripheral vision, so just uh..  Sneak past them?"
  Enemy Rank: Normal
  Enemy HP: 30
  Enemy MP: 0
  Enemy Melee Damage: 15 damage per shot with gunfire
  Enemy Spell Damage: 0
  Enemy Speed: Simple walking speed
  
  
• Enemy Name: Watchmen
  Enemy Description: "Okay so... Take the premise of the camera spotting you... Combine it with the gunfire of the Patrol... And then add in a gigantic light, and uh... Yeah. You got these guys. Heheh... ThankgoodnessIamnottheonegoingonthismission..."
  Enemy Rank: Strong
  Enemy HP: 30
  Enemy MP: 0
  Enemy Melee Damage: 25 Damage per shot with gunfire
  Enemy Spell Damage: 0
  Enemy Speed: Immobile
  Ability: If the light spots you, all enemies that are already spawned will aggro the spotted character.
  
  
• Enemy Name: Giant Robot Things We Can't Say The Name Of
  Enemy Description: "Uh...... They're... Pretty tough... And uh... Pretty big and uh... Good Luck!"
  Enemy Rank: Boss.
  Enemy HP: 200
  Enemy MP: 0
  Enemy Melee Damage: 30 damage with attached gun, 50 with missiles, 25 from simple attacks
  Enemy Spell Damage: 0
  Enemy Speed: Half of C rank speed
  

Reward: 15k jewels and a strange eyepatch accessory