Job Title: One Bed To Break Them All (Breaking Bed Series)
Rank: D
Player Requirements: Players shouldn't be afraid to destroy property. At least 1000 words each. Can be done by anyone of any alignment.
Job Requirements: Simple; destroy the Bed of Power before it can be used to dominate all life on Middle-Earthland.
Job Location: Neutral Grounds
Job Description: An old guy in grey rags stops you in the middle of the road when you're about minding you own business, shouting that you shall not pass while frightfully swinging his staff about. You decide to hear him out, and get informed that his name is Gandalf, and that he needs your help in vanquishing an evil artifact, as the Pillowship of the Bed could not. Fell asleep on the job, or so Gandalf says. It all seems rather dodgy to you, but you decide to take the job anyway and destroy this 'evil' artifact. He pushes the folder of a local bed merchant into your hands and scurries off, muttering something about needing more firework.
Enemies:
Although the enemies are no necessity, it's advised to at least roll one dice. Note that you're in a store, and these people are only doing their jobs, as are you. You can't hurt them, but can however outrun or outsmart them if you wish. Be creative!
WEAK:
Name: Shelob's Kindergarten
Description: These kids. You have no idea where they came from, but suddenly they're there, right in front of your nose, staring so intently you momentarily fear for your own soul. These kids come in pairs, and each have a dandy stick they'll like poking you with. Totally harmless, but extremely annoying, especially when you're trying to destroy a piece of furniture with a stick kindly poking your derrière for attention.
NORMAL:
Name: Angry Uruk-hai babysitter
Description: As the name suggests, this is one of those babysitters that you rather not mess with. They lost the child they were watching over, and now blame you for it. For some reason however you will find said child clinging to your leg and crying hysterically, not wanting to be taken by the Uruk-hai babysitter. The constant crying is having every customer turn around to look at you, making it hard to destroy the bed and getting away with it. Deal with the child, the babysitter, or both.
STRONG:
Name: Nazgûl Orchestra
Description: Lord Sauron's most-valued staff, trying their best at keeping the children and customers alike entertained with their eerie shrieks and symphonic harmony. They however also are the local bouncers, and will bounce any wrecker of beds out of the Dark Lord's store. Better be careful, because their singing voices aren't exactly the next big thing on X-factor, if you catch my drift, and may cause hearing damage.
BOSS:
Name: Dark Lord Store Manager, Sauron
Description: The Dark Lord Store Manager Sauron will do everything to stop you from getting to the bed. Unlike his fellow employees, this man will spot you the very instant you step into the store, knowing exactly what you plan to do to the Bed of Power. He's the only one trying to actually deal damage to you by throwing sharpened pencils of odd shapes at you. These will deal D-rank damage whenever hit. Beware, because Sauron takes his job seriously; he doesn't know WHO you are, but he WILL find you, and he WILL kick you out. He seems to have a weakness for magical blingbling though.
THE BED OF POWER:
Reward: D-rank exp, a 1000 jewels and moderate fame for destroying the Bed of Power. You may expect more people asking for your aid in their endeavors to eliminate all beds, too.
-- credit to Aura
Rank: D
Player Requirements: Players shouldn't be afraid to destroy property. At least 1000 words each. Can be done by anyone of any alignment.
Job Requirements: Simple; destroy the Bed of Power before it can be used to dominate all life on Middle-Earthland.
Job Location: Neutral Grounds
Job Description: An old guy in grey rags stops you in the middle of the road when you're about minding you own business, shouting that you shall not pass while frightfully swinging his staff about. You decide to hear him out, and get informed that his name is Gandalf, and that he needs your help in vanquishing an evil artifact, as the Pillowship of the Bed could not. Fell asleep on the job, or so Gandalf says. It all seems rather dodgy to you, but you decide to take the job anyway and destroy this 'evil' artifact. He pushes the folder of a local bed merchant into your hands and scurries off, muttering something about needing more firework.
Enemies:
Although the enemies are no necessity, it's advised to at least roll one dice. Note that you're in a store, and these people are only doing their jobs, as are you. You can't hurt them, but can however outrun or outsmart them if you wish. Be creative!
WEAK:
Name: Shelob's Kindergarten
Description: These kids. You have no idea where they came from, but suddenly they're there, right in front of your nose, staring so intently you momentarily fear for your own soul. These kids come in pairs, and each have a dandy stick they'll like poking you with. Totally harmless, but extremely annoying, especially when you're trying to destroy a piece of furniture with a stick kindly poking your derrière for attention.
NORMAL:
Name: Angry Uruk-hai babysitter
Description: As the name suggests, this is one of those babysitters that you rather not mess with. They lost the child they were watching over, and now blame you for it. For some reason however you will find said child clinging to your leg and crying hysterically, not wanting to be taken by the Uruk-hai babysitter. The constant crying is having every customer turn around to look at you, making it hard to destroy the bed and getting away with it. Deal with the child, the babysitter, or both.
STRONG:
Name: Nazgûl Orchestra
Description: Lord Sauron's most-valued staff, trying their best at keeping the children and customers alike entertained with their eerie shrieks and symphonic harmony. They however also are the local bouncers, and will bounce any wrecker of beds out of the Dark Lord's store. Better be careful, because their singing voices aren't exactly the next big thing on X-factor, if you catch my drift, and may cause hearing damage.
BOSS:
Name: Dark Lord Store Manager, Sauron
Description: The Dark Lord Store Manager Sauron will do everything to stop you from getting to the bed. Unlike his fellow employees, this man will spot you the very instant you step into the store, knowing exactly what you plan to do to the Bed of Power. He's the only one trying to actually deal damage to you by throwing sharpened pencils of odd shapes at you. These will deal D-rank damage whenever hit. Beware, because Sauron takes his job seriously; he doesn't know WHO you are, but he WILL find you, and he WILL kick you out. He seems to have a weakness for magical blingbling though.
THE BED OF POWER:
Reward: D-rank exp, a 1000 jewels and moderate fame for destroying the Bed of Power. You may expect more people asking for your aid in their endeavors to eliminate all beds, too.
-- credit to Aura