Gag Magic

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Le Smug:

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Teitiary Magic Name:Gag Magic
Description: The Ilac has certainly been a great innovation. What the company did not expect was the rise of what the people using Ilac call the 9.5 Gag application, an application where everything stupid, weird, funny, interesting etc go. This app also brought forth a new term called memes. Haia was not the inventor, but she has certainly been influenced by this wave. Hence as a magic user, she developed herself, Gag magic, as a tribute to the creation of 9.5 Gag.

Warning: This magic may trigger you, brush salt into your wounds, make you feel dirty, covering you in salt, smug and jokes. If you are a person living under a rock or have no life or sense of humor and tolerance for stupid behaviour, please refrain from reading.

Strengths:
Extremely offensive

Extremely stupid

Such wow
Weaknesses:
May cause the severing of friendships

May cause anti socailism

May make one stay a virgin forever.
Spells:
D-Rank Spell Name: Salt
Rank: D
Duration: Infinite Requires a duration, since only H-ranks are capable of having passive D-rank spells.
Cooldown: None Cooldown must be longer than duration.
Type: Trigger Passive
Description: Salt pours down anyone after you burn them, prove them wrong or simply gave them a taste of your sliver Your mean silver tongue? tongue. Warning the salt is real so snails beware.
Strengths:
Its actual salt, so it may sting
Weaknesses:
It affects.allies

Might hinder battle due to so much salt tertiaries cannot be use during combat.

C-Rank Spell Name: MLG
Rank: C
Duration: Infinite Duration required
Cooldown: None Cooldown required.
Type: 420 Blaz It MLG Toggle Passive
Description: Whenever Haia scores a kill or lands an attack in a thread while it is active tertiary cannot be used during battle/combat threads, airhorns start blaring and doritos and mountain dew rain from the heavens as bright flashy colors pop out from nowhere. The more amazing the kill, the longer the MLG effect. Oh confetti also rains on her. The doritos and mountain dew are edible.
Strengths:Too MLG, Too OP
Weaknesses:
Must nerf

May annoy

Will definitely put people on edge

B-Rank Spell Name:Smug Face
Rank:B
Duration: Infinite Duration required
Cooldown: None Cooldown required.
Type: Smug Toggle Passive
Description: Haia enters a new form that has a tendency to have an extremely smug and chill face.

Le Smug:

Strengths:
Smug and chill
Weaknesses:
May make Haia cocky as it affects personality too.

Not combat use

A-Rank Spell Name:A real villian
Rank:A
Duration:Infinite Duration required.
Cooldown:None Cooldown required.
Type:Number 1 Toggle Passive
Description:Suddenly people will hear a random meme songas long as they are in Haia's 60 meter radius.
Strengths:
We are number 1
Weaknesses:
May cause nets to be thrown on Haia

May slip on a banana peel

S-Rank Spell Name:Unexpected Entrance
Rank:S
Duration:Instant
Cooldown:Once per thread
Type:No one expects it
Description:This spells transcends time and space itself. It is so powerful of a spell that people are surprised in extreme unexpectedness of Haia coming in the most random of ways. Whether it be suddenly coming up from underground riding a mole or coming in through the door and arresting those who oppose the Spanish Inquisition.
Strengths:Its very unexpected
Weaknesses:
Only once per thread.

A strong enough future sight may see her, preventing her from using this spell.