[D Rank] Racing for Pink Slips

Job Title: Racing for Pink Slips
Rank: D
Solo Word Count: 500 words
Group Word Count: 1,000 words
Additional Requirements: Own a passport
Job Location: Sin
Job Description: Not exactly a 'legal' job, or Illegal...well unless caught. Thats why its in such a dark and deserted place. The race takes place in Sin for a reason, though lets face it there are monsters here that do not care. Good thing neither does anyone else, this is a death rally race One lap, and many turns. 13 turns to be exact. The way the rolling works on this is you roll once at the start for your "starting bonus", then roll 13 times, a total of 1 per turn, and then the finishing 'burst'. Come in the top three or lose your vehicle to be sold to help fund the 3 winners. There are a total of 8 racers and you're one of them! Dont forget to post how long it took to get to the finish line! All Races Finish by default at Ten minutes! +8 for every 'lap' you add. Every time you add a lap, add 13 'turn' rolls, and add 500 words to the finish.
Enemies: Enemies are broken down into 3 segments (Start / Turn /Finish Burst).If you have any sort of 'speed buff' ability on the vehicle every referance to adding or removing seconds. Modify that by 1. (Add 8 becomes add 9,  remove 8 becomes remove 9 ect...) As all vehicles in this race will also have speed buffs if you do.


Weak(start): Wait, crap the race started? Guess you shoulda paid attention. Add 8 seconds of time to the counter, as well as 100 words
Normal(start): No Time change, you started fairly Average.
Strong(start): Great Start! Remove 5 Seconds of time to the counter. Remove 50 words from the requirement.
Boss(start): Such a boss start! Remove 8 seconds from the counter, and remove 100 words! Some think you cheated, guess they should have started on forza instead!


Weak(Turn): +5Seconds of time. Darn, took that turn bad did we?.. or at least not as good as the rest. Add 50words
Normal(Turn): -0.75seconds Smooth Turn
Strong(Turn): -3Second. Excellent brake usage! Remove 25words
Boss(Turn): -5Seconds. Called the drifting queen/king for a reason, and this is that reason! Remove 50words. Special condition, that when you roll the boss, count the number of 'normals' you rolled right below it (left to right, top to bottom). Remove .50 seconds per normal right before it that is not interrupted.

Weak(Finishing Burst): Yeah, well you wasted your nitro long ago, nothing to use now. +0. No word change
Normal(Finishing Burst): Saved just a little nitro, not much though Remove 1 second. No word change
Strong(Finishing Burst): Saved about half the nitro, best use it now!. Remove 2.5 seconds. Remove 10words
Boss(Finishing Burst): Hit that Nitro and ensure your spot in first! Remove 5 seconds from the time it took to finish. remove 20words. Special condition, that when you roll the boss, count the number of 'strong' you rolled right below it (left to right, top to bottom). Remove .35 seconds per normal right before it that is not interrupted. The 'rolls' you should be counting are the ones from the turns.

Reward:
5,000 Jewel