Goldilocks and the Three Savages [Mission][Private]

[>1<]

Isamu, possibly the liveliest member of the trio in the mission and even of the guild in whole, was well... as lively as usual. Isamu was a great distance ahead of Constantine and Lord Frederick at first, observing the area and touching random things and picking things up and doing all he can to pass his time. This long walking trip was very boring to him. After finding that he had nothing else to do, and that his comrades were far behind him and did not intend to run, Isamu took out one of his alcohol bottles from his long brown coat which he always wore. He brought two spare ones this time. He waited for his comrades to catch up and by that time he had heard something about some family being royalty. Like usual, Isamu was unaware of the task at hand as he did not pay attention when the mission was explained to him. He just walked with them and did as told.

"Royalty? Family? Gun Magic?" Isamu asked Constantine, no clear statements made. He added, "...Wait a second.. DESERT?!" He looked around himself in amazement, "Whoa! I thought we were in some kind of beach!" He looked around some more before saying. "Wait, you mean we get dessert? Alright!" He kept observing the areas around him, still thinking that they were actually in a beach. Only then had he noticed an extra person with them. He looked to his side to see a fat guy walking with them, one named Nui Nui. "Whoa! When did that guy join us?!" Isamu exclaimed as he stumbled backwards, "Is he there? Am I high?! Oh no!"

He panicked and drank the full liter bottle in one sip. He always drank when he panicked. He did not realize the situation as he drank the bottle. "Aaaaah! Crrrraaaaaappp!!!!" He screamed his head off after he realized that he just drank so much after thinking that he was high. He started seeing different colors, the sandy desert changed into a snowy landscape for him. "Whoa! Its snowing!" He exclaimed as he saw a dust devil in the far distance. He then looked to his side, "M-M-Mother of Leeches!" He exclaimed as he jumped to his side, wrapping his arm around Freddy tightly while yelling, "Freddy! FREDDY! It's a unicorn! A unicorn! Quick, catch it, catch it! FREDDY!!"

This was the nuisance that members of the Savage Skull had to face each leeching day.

[>2<]

"Constantine, Isamu, finish them off!" These words were all that need be said for Isamu to get all pumped up and charge. As soon as he heard the order, he yelled "Count on me, Freddy!" as he ran towards the crowd of enemies through the puff of smoke Frederick's attack caused. The speed in which he charged was amazing. He was much more faster than an average mage or wizard or human being of his level. He ran in a drunk fashion, stumbling around. His steps were not straight in his direction, he went crooked and charged in a zigzag manner. Despite this, he charged at high speeds. His style of running itself made him unpredictable as to where he was going.

He did not hesitate one bit as he ran towards the strongest member of the five man group, the one using bullet magic. Luckily for Isamu, he had used the smoke to get into the group and thus, when the smoke cleared a bit, Isamu was ready to strike while his target was caught by surprise and left unable to get enough time to use a spell and block any coming attack instead as obviously, it would be the wiser choice. Seeing the situation, Isamu decided to take a major risk. If he hit this, he would tremendously weaken the strongest member of the group while his comrades take out all the remaining members who were not so strong. However, if he missed, he would have missed the opportunity of having attacked the other members of the group through the smoke. Either way, he hoped he could depend on Constantine to cover for him.

"Drunken Style - Tuaca Bomb!" Isamu dramatically yelled as he spun clockwise, attempting to kick the front of the target's shins with the back of the his shins, with the force of the spin, causing the target to trip forward. If that move hit, he would attempt to, before they fall, spin a second time in the same direction in a falling motion, attempting to deliver an uppercut punch to the side of the opponent's head in the process, causing them to flip a complete flip backwards with the force while letting Isamu land on his forearms, facing down. Just as the target's flip ends and he lands on his feet, they trip backwards from the remaining power of the impact. During this time, before the fall, Isamu would get up and rush to the him at extreme speeds. He places his left forearm on his right one and then would attempt to ram his right hand into the target's ribs with great force, ultimately causing them to fall backwards powerfully and potentially causing a fracture or a bone crack. When and if he managed to punch at such a force, the enemy would fall flat on the ground with tremendous force and shut his eyes with the impact. When he opens his eyes, he would feel like he had woken up after being drunk for a long time. He would find that he cannot remember anything and they feel weary and tired. He would feel this way for a short while (3 posts).

Again, all this was just an attempt.

[>3<]

Isamu's plan worked halfway. Luckily for him, he did not miss but unfortunately, his target blocked his attack. As his target was caught by surprise with the first attack, and as the punch delivered in the first attack was rather powerful, and as the target blocked this attack with his bare hands, Isamu was able to use the surprise in him to attempt to catch him by surprise a second time in a second attack. However, he was more prepared for this and the chances of him blocking were somewhat higher. Despite that, he was unable to think of a new attack as he was still recovering from the shock and impact of the first attack, the blocked Tuaca Bomb.

Using this time, Isamu used a spell, the Tequila Sunrise. His target had blocked his Tuaca Bomb and that leaved him in such a position that his (Isamu's) left forearm was pressing on his right one and his right fist was pressing on to the target's crossed arms (which were crossed to block the attack). While in this position, Isamu quickly placed his right foot on the left side of his (the target's) waist. He then attempted to raise his left foot quickly up in the air to touch the right side of the target's head and then spin one hundred and eighty degrees clockwise, turning the target upside down while Isamu is left facing the ground. He would then attempt to perform a spinning flip to land on his feet in front of the upside-down target. He would then attempt to punch the enemy in his stomach with his open palm, sending them flying backwards. If this move hit, the enemy would be left feeling as if they want to puke and as if they feel sick and rather dizzy. Happens when someone punches your stomach hard enough.

[>4<]

[>5<]

Isamu looked at the "strong monster", the bullet magic user, who flinched from his wounds, the two bullets which struck his chest. He had been accidentally shot at by his own subordinate, the "normal monster", gunner with two guns, in the area who had tried to shoot Isamu but ended up shooting his seeming leader. The third monster present, the "weak monster" the one with only one gun, was now ready for an attack as he aimed his gun at Isamu, who was in a split-legged position between the bullet magic user and the double gun magic user who was speechless and very scared after seeing that his bullets hit his leader instead of Isamu. Isamu looked at the two people by his sides, looking at one of them and then the other, and then the other and then again the other while murmuring in an astonished fashion. He looked forward to see the weakest gang member trembling while pointing the gun at Isamu, who charged towards him fearlessly.

As he got in range, Isamu would attempt to (1) grab the gun from his target's hands, (2) smash the target with the gun, breaking it in the process and (3) kick the target's face to knock him out. Again, this was all an attempt. If the first attack failed, then the second attack would be replaced by a second try at the first attack and then the third one would be replaced with the original second one.