Conflicted Butcher and Fishmonger [Nagato Namikaze Solo Job]

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TAG: Nagato Namikaze, Rune Knights
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Walking through Clover Town, Nagato watched the butcher and fishmonger argue. They screamed swear words that would not be repeated by kids, and held knifes sharper then some swords. If he did not step in soon, they really would kill each other. Admist their screams, Nagato teleported in the middle of them.

"Hey! You two cannot just fight in the middle of Clover Town alright? You're disrupting the peace." He simply said, holding up his Rune Knight badge to show his reason to be there. They got quiet, both grumbling something under their breath. Grabbing both of them, Nagato waved to the civilians who had witnessed the fight, and dragged the fighting men into a local bookstore.

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TAG: Nagato Namikaze, Rune Knights
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Sitting them down, the Rune Knight ordered three coffees, and a tray of cookies to go with them. Sighing, he began his speech. "My boss at the Rune Knight headquarters needed me to come here to dissolve your fight. Maybe you both mean well, who knows. But you just can't argue in the middle of the square. Are you guys stealing each others customers or something? What's going on hmm?"

With a grunt, the butcher began to speak. "My names Deidara. I have been in the butchering business for 13 years." His age was shown not only in his receding hairline, but grey haired. He had on khakis and a shirt, with a bloody apron protecting his attire. "Everything was going very smoothly until this jackass moved across the street from me, smelling like the sea and shit. He is completely ruining my business!"

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TAG: Nagato Namikaze, Rune Knights
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Laughing in a mocking tone, the fishmonger responded. "Ruined your business? The civilians thank me for bringing something different then the poison beef you feed them!" He had a more relaxed attire, with rolled up tan shorts and a blue tank top. He was younger then the butcher, with hair tied up in a manbun, and flip flops on his feet. "My name is Hidan. I took over my father's fish business, bringing it to Clover Town in hopes of success. I did not plan to be falsely accused by this jackass for 'stealing his business'."

Sighing, Nagato took a gulp of creamy and sugary coffee. It had calmed his nerves a bit, as the first round of talking got the two anywhere. "Alright Hidan, if you do not mind, would you explain your side of the story?" Clearing his throat, Hidan began his explanation to why the butcher and him were fighting.

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"Well, as I said I moved to Clover Town in hopes of making my father's business successful. This was around 3 months ago. It was nice town square, nothing too big and nothing too small. Not only did I love the atmosphere, but the area as a whole. As soon as I moved in, I met all my neighbors and fellow business owners. Deidara here was one of them. As I entered the shop, the stinkyness of cow and pork filled my nose, but I fought through it. I met the man, and was instantly met with an angry tone as he hastily said hey and pushed me out of his office! He was not friendly and the exact opposite of a nice person! From then on, I declared him my rival and proceeded to sell Clover Town's residents delicious seafood. It was such a big break from the meat this jackass sold!"

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TAG: Nagato Namikaze, Rune Knights
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Carefully listening to the fishmonger, Nagato nodded his head. He listened to the words, but the butcher seemed to fight them he yelled swear words, saying how this was all a lie. Hidan began to yell back, and before Nagato knew it the two were bickering just they were before. It seemed as if the two were addicted to arguing, almost as if they could not go a minute without reaching for the other's throat.

"Hey!" Nagato screamed, and the two stopped regretfully. Deidara cleared his throat and said, "Well that was his story. Now it's time for the truth!" He scratched his wool like beard, almost as if he was thinking and had trouble remembering the past. With a grunt, and started to tell his side of the story.

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TAG: Nagato Namikaze, Rune Knights
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"Alright so one day FIVE months ago, not THREE, an asshole moved in across the street. It was the first time 10 years had another food shop opened up, and it took me by surprise. Trust me, before he came along I was the pride and glory of Clover Town. Everyone came to me for the highest quality of meat at the lowest price. I was friends with all the towns folks and what not.

It wasn't until he visited did I really realize how much of a sick he was. He barged into my shop, yelled how much it stunk of slain cow, and even used a water cup for soda! Who the hell does that! Of course, I, being the nice guy I am, let this go since everyone has those bad days. Everything was fine until he started trying to steal not only my customers, but my secret seasoning! You see, I have a family secret ingredient that ultimately boosts any meats flavor. And he had the audacity to try and steal it! It's ridiculous!"

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TAG: Nagato Namikaze, Rune Knights
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Nagato stared blankly at the two men. Their stories were so opposite, it was actually ridiculous. It left the normally smart Nagato dumbfounded. Shaking his head, he took another sip of the coffee. The two men had not touched theirs, but instead angrily stared at each other. He swore they were like ticking time bombs. If one blew up, the other tried their hardest to blow up twice as much.

"Look. I am going to be honest. Those two stories were so opposite I am speechless. I can't really figure what was the truth, so I guess we just have to find a way to make up." The two men laughed at Nagato's statement, almost mocking the fact that someone believes they could make up. They were enemies, the butcher was oil while the fishmonger was water. There is no making up between them.

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TAG: Nagato Namikaze, Rune Knights
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As the enemies bickered some more, Nagato thought deep and hard of a way for the two men to make up. It was impossible, but he would not give up. He could just beat sense into them, but the Field Marshall specifically asked for a diplomatic solving of the problem. Besides, a beating of two undeniable respected men would look bad on Nagato, and also the Rune Knights. Some time passed before Nagato's eyes shot up.

"I got it!" He screamed, smiling at the two men. They stared at him confusingly, and Nagato chuckled some. They were so alike, yet so opposite. Their expressions were identical, and the way they carried their business was identical. Even the designs of their shops were the same. Their menu was arranged in what seemed to be in unison.

"Well great Rune Knight! Enlighten us with your failed attempt at a solution!" Deidara said gruffly, causing Hidan to nod his head. Sighing, Nagato began his dialogue.

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TAG: Nagato Namikaze, Rune Knights
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"Well, you both complain that the other's food is not only stealing customers, but ruining your business. Hidan, your seafood is as pure as it gets, and Deidara's meat is as fine as wine. Why not combine the two? When McFiore and Era King had disputes, they released a combo that combined each of their best qualities, and both gained 1,000,000 jewels on the first day!

Why not create a meat burger that contains Hidan's wonderful fish? Both of you would gain profit, and customers would love the combination of their favorite food in all of Clover Town! It's genius! The burger could contain beef, chicken and turkey, but also's Hidan's wonderful scallops, crabmeat, and salmon. It sounds peculiar, but the product would have no choice to be good!"

The two men listened carefully, instead of instantly laughing at Nagato's plan. "Well my customers do always say they top their burgers with his crab meat..." Deidara admitted, causing Hidan to nod his head as her couldn't help but agree.

"I'll test it out if you do jackass!" Hidan said, with the swear being more of a joke, then an insult. Laughing with a booming voice, Deidara nodded his head. "Only one! If it's disgusting the plan is over!" He said, causing even Nagato to laugh.

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TAG: Nagato Namikaze, Rune Knights
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Back in the shop, Nagato watched as the two men worked. Deidara mashed and sculpted the chicken, turkey and need all into one, while adding the secret family seasoning he bragged about at every function. Hidan on the other hand carefully cut the smooth seafood, creating the perfect rations of crabmeat, scallops, and salmon. He marinated them in his own perfectional mixture. Both of them happy with their own creation, they handed the bowls to Nagato.

Showing his own skills, Nagato mixed the seafood with the meat, causing both the butcher and the fishmonger to shudder at the contact. This quickly subsided, as they watch Nagato palm the mixture into an aesthetically pleasing ball, and dropped it in a skillet. It quickly cooked, and he topped it with all types of seasoning. Cutting it into three equal pieces, each other men tasted their creation. The sound of chewing was soon followed by eyes that lit up, and they all were in heaven. The burger was something straight from the future.

High fiving each other, the men cheered. Deidara and Hidan both thanked Nagato for the solution, and they seemed to be closer then ever. A problem arose when thinking of a name however. After a long and hard thinking session Deidara came up with an idea.

"It was so obvious. We have to call it The Nagato! No other name suits it better!" They all laughed, and thus The Nagato patty was born.

~Job Complete.~