Anaconda Job 5 - The Famous Fudge Recipe

"Okay, why the hell would you want me to steal a goddamn recipe? It's not like you can't go and get it yourself. I mean, for God's sakes, this is the goddamn daylight! Would you want me to get caught or something? Anyhow, since you said yourself that you were going to pay me, I guess I have nothing better to do than to get the recipe. I wonder how much he said he was going to pay me. Something like A thousand and five hundred Jewels?" Anyhow, the trouble I am having writing this thread! Is it because I rebounded from doing a job right before, or is it because I'm just plain lazy? Find out, in the next Anaconda Vice Z! Just kidding. Anyhow again, just like any other job, I'm gonna put a lot of my own narrator's dialogue into this, so I hope you enjoy the show!

The distance from Dorvald's house to his rival's house, as usual was about the length of a mile or two. But just for the sake of filling up word space, let's just say that it was two miles away. Anyhow, since it was two miles away, and Shunsuke walks rather slow, I'm gonna take up the next two posts after this to describe his walk, and put a little bit of filler every here and there. So basically, it'll be like a chapter of Bleach. With very little canon and much, much filler pages. Anyhow, after muttering what he was muttering in the first thread post, Shunsuke set out on his journey to the house vantage point in which he was to snatch the fudge recipe steadfastly, walk back to Dorvald's house as if nothing ever happened, and never speak of the quest again, otherwise the reward is revoked, and we don't want that, do we?

For some reason, I'm too tired, well, not tired, I just lack the drive to finish this job right now. As I write this, I'm thinking of ways in which I can make this job seem shorter to myself without making it complete crap. Anyhow, I frankly can't believe that this is about to be Shunsuke's fifth job since I created him! It seems like I just started yesterday and I was talking to Yugi in the chatbox. Anyhow again, I don't know what I'm gonna do once I achieve C-Class. Probably get back to work as usual, of course, But I wanna get some character development in. That way I can make "Shunsuke Kato" a household name in Fiore, know what I'm saying? I want people to fear him, be scared of him, not write him off as a...let's say freeloader or pushover. Something like that. I want him to be strong.

By the time I had finished writing that third post, Shunsuke had covered half of the distance. So one mile. It's much, but isn't much enough. Not only that, but I'm already on my fourth post! Anyhow, and I use that word a lot, Shunsuke was walking through the village when he became hungry as hell. Hungry as in need food now, will die if I don't get food now, NEED FOOD NOW hungry. So Shunsuke walked over to the nearest shop, where they sold fine food. No good, seeing as to how Shunsuke wasn't wearing the 'proper clothes' at the time. A shop that was closed was his next destination. Another shop that was actually open, and willing to give him food, was his next to final destination. Anyhow, he ate himself a big-ass cheeseburger, and bottomless fries. Yeah, that's how hungry he was. Afterwards, he walked for another mile until he found the rival's house, the exact address.

Now that I'm on the last post of this damn thing, I'm just gonna go and finish it now while I'm at it. So what happened was Shunsuke began sifting through the door sides, looking for a key to actually get in, seeing as to how the damn door was locked shut, and it'd be impossible to get in without breaking something. Anyhow, he kept looking until he dug his hand into one of the flowerbeds and found a set of keys dangling from the rings as soon as he got them. He used them to unlock the seven locks of the front door, and accessed the living room. Dorvald said that Shunsuke would be able to find the recipe in the kitchen, or on his rival's own desk somewhere. So he sifted through those two things, and whaddaya know, the recipe just happened to be in one of the cupboards. The rest after that, is history.