Cosplay Cafe [Job/Oliver/Yuikto]

Mission Info:

Costume :

 
Clyde fixed his scarf at the entrance of the shop. He had to look good. Maybe more tips he thought. He came into the odd cafe to see every in weird costumes who worked there. He didn't quite read this mission well enough he felt. He only knew he was going to be a waiter. He sees his boss standing at the counter looking at him.
"Are you Clyde?"
"Yes, I am here for the mission."
"That is fantastic. As you know you are working waiter duty, so I have a costume prepared for you. I feel it is fitting."
Clyde took what seemed to be a really slutty costume and wondered if the job could possibly get any worse. He comes out of the back awhile later in his very revealing deer costume. Complete with high heels and stockings. He blushed so hard as some guys winked at him.
"This is going to be one hell of a day."
He whispered to himself.

Costume:

Oliver walked up to the store, and saw as Clyde went in before him, with a look of discomfort on his face. Smirking, Oliver followed, and the person at the door stopped him.
"Ohh! Are you being Miles Edgeworth today?" She asked, looking all weebish and exited. A bit confused, Oliver simply replied yes, since, y'know, why not?
Pulling him inside of the shop, the exited owner pulled off his shirt. "Where's my costume?" He asked, rubbing his chin slightly.
"Why, this is your costume, dearie!" She said, before shoving him out, bumping him into Clyde.
"... Hey." Is all he could really muster to say, staring a bit obviously at Clyde's slutty costume. But hey, at least he got to keep his shirt on. Taking a brief look at the few customers that were around, Oliver shuddered. "Clyde. Can you let me borrow that robe-thing of yours? It's kind of cold in here."

Yukito wakes up, and gets dressed, excited for his first job.
"I wonder what kind of job it's gonna be?"
Quietly humming to himself, he walks out the door and goes to the place Clyde told him to go to.  He looks inside and...it looks like Clyde beat him there.  He looks at him in his..ah..quite interesting deer costume or cosplay...or whatever it is and freaks out a bit.  Suddenly the owner of the place walks out, probably noticing him, because of his cat like features. Hello, you there, you are Yukito right?
Yuki nods a bit, kind of timidly.  The owner looks up and down him, making him feel a bit uncomfortable.  
You're quite cute little lady, but..., he looks at his chest too bad you weren't better endowed, but don't worry there are still plenty of people who will love you.
He touches his ears, laughing kind of creepily and while all of this happens he thinks to himself..."I'm not a girl...and what has Clyde got me into."
Th-thanks I guess...so will I also be wearing a c-costume?
"Of course, I have the perfect one for you. He takes Yukito inside and gives him the costume, then pushes him into the dressing room. Yukito touches the thin black and white material and blushes the whole time putting it on, some lacy underwear and stockings also came with it...which just made him blush even more. "Wh-What am I going t-to do.."

Spoiler:

*This doesn't apply to post total. Btw good job Yuki. Your good at this :)*

The member 'Twinkle Toes' has done the following action : Dice Rolls

'Monster Dice' :

Clyde looked at Oliver and Yuki and felt like dying.
"Uh Hey guys. Let's go wait on some tables. There are 15 tables I think so uh."
Clyde blushes intensely looking at Yuki.
"Yeah lets go."
He quickly pats Yukito's head, then walks quickly away after seeing some sights he didn't want to see of Oliver.

He goes over to his first table which contained three teenagers who had blood shot eyes and smelt bad.
"Hello, Welcome to the Cosplay Cafe. Here are your menu's and I will be right back with you."
As Clyde talked they smirked at him and he watched their eyes move up and down his body. A bunch of pervy homosexual men. How perfect Clyde thought.
"Hey waiter, Why don't you fill more then my drink?"
Clyde rolled his eyes and as he walked away one of them leaned over and grabbed his butt. He quickly stared back as the guy squezzed it. Clyde darted away to his next table.

Oliver stared at his little brother's outfit, before his face turned as red as the suit he had just taken off. He gently pats his little bro's shoulder, whispering that he should start with the shyer, less rape-y ones.
Walking off, he looked at a table with a petite-looking young woman with light blue hair. 'This should be a relatively easy start for the day...' He thought to himself, walking over to her.
"Hello, may I take your or- Arrg!" He said, suddenly crying out when he was whipped by her, and she stood up, rather angrily. "I would like a plate of chips, please! And not the 'potato', chips, the 'potato' chips."
"B-But ma'am..." He said, rubbing his sore chest, "Those are both the same thi- aaaggh!"
"THE LITTLE STICK CHIPS, YOU FOOL." She commanded, and Oliver soon ran away, going to grab a plate of french fries for this insane, whip happy woman. As he's leaving, his ass is hit by the whip, causing him to blush.
(Serving a BOSS)

Yuki looks at Clyde and Oliver, both blushing at him, he tries to pull this insanely short skirt down a bit. Clyde soon leaves to a group of creepy looking guys and his big bro gives him a warning before getting whipped by some scary women.
"I hope not all of them are this scary..", he looks down sighing, still pulling his skirt down, and walks to a table with a few kids there.  
"Hmm...they look innocent enough, I wonder what they are doing here alone though."
Hey girly, I want some shaved ice, Blue Hawaiian please", the two other kids with him also order that.
"U-umm would you like anything else?", he asks nervously, but they shake their heads. Yukito smiles, bows, and walks away to get their order.
As he waits for the three Blue Hawaiian shaved ices to come out, he wonders how Clyde and his big bro are doing.

Clyde approaches his next table with more menu's seeing it is a bunch of kids. At least they won't hit on him.
"Hello! Here are the kid's menus! I will be right back after you guys decide."
The kids all give a sly grin as he walks away. Clyde felt like something is wrong with these kids. 

He goes over to the next table of kids to see a bunch of girls, and the table beside that to be a bunch of kids all wearing gold chains. He sighs to himself.
"Here are you menus. I hope you girls enjoy yourself."
"Can I go out with you?"
Clyde stops in his tracks and looks as the other girls laugh. He felt like snapping but the tips were worth the lip biting.
"Oh I am sorry, I am not interested. Maybe you can find someone..."
"I see how it is. It is because I am a women?"
Clyde tried to act like he didn't hear her say that. He had to keep his sanity in check. 

He goes over to see a bunch of kids with gold chains and wife beaters.
"Here is your menus. Please don't say anything to piss me off."
"Hey sweet cheeks."
Clyde goes in with his katana and almost slices the kid's neck but stops. 500 jewels is all Clyde thought as he stopped.
"Oops, Sorry."
Clyde saw the kid was pale as ever and walked away.

Clyde walked to his next table to see a the last person he wanted to see. He sees a man with both feet propped up on the table.
"GARTH YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!"
He runs up and almost goes in to kill the man, but then he sees Garth didn't move an inch.
"Would you really want to lose 500 jewels? You couldn't kill me anyway. I am going to have fun with you. I was the man who specially requested you as my waiter."

Walking back to his designated table, Oliver placed the french fries on the table, although it seemed that the customer wanted to eat him rather than the food. "Have a seat." She said, in a bit of a soft tone. 
"I'm sorry, ma'am, but I have a job to do." Oliver said, but he also didn't want to come anywhere near this insane lady. Whipping him on the chest again, she glared at him, and Oliver took a seat, hugging himself a bit pathetically. Picking up a french fry, the customer more or less gave it fellatio. If it was an attempt to turn Oliver on, it wasn't really working, it just scared him further. After he was avoiding looking at her, she wrapped her whip around his neck, and pulled him close to her. 
After about three seconds of creepy eye contact, the female customer decided to kiss him.
By 'kiss', it means she basically ate his face. 
After escaping her evil clutches, Oliver wiped his mouth clean, sputtering and spitting, before shuddering and going to his next table, which was a table of teenage boys.

The shaved ice finally came out, and Yukito felt really nervous watching Clyde and Oliver.  
"We'll be lucky if no one dies here, today,but knowing those two...Heheh", he walks over to the table, thankful they seem somewhat harmless.
"Hey lady, you took wayyy too long, better pay for that", he looks at them confused until one of them lifts up his skirt, his face turned so red from being so exposed.  He drops the tray, but still making sure the shaved ice is in one piece, and pulls down his skirt.
H-How, w-why, wh-what is with you kids??", he says, his face still insanely red.
The kids cared less to what he had to say, they just ate there blue colored ice.
Yukito walks away, still feeling mortified,"I hope no one saw that...", he whispers to himself.
He keeps an eye on the kids, to make sure they don't skip on paying the bill.

He wanted so badly to cut Garth into pieces, but Garth had a point.
"Here is your tip. I would love to see it go away."
Garth puts 100 dollars in ones on the table in front of Clyde, then removed one. Clyde pulled away his sword, and bit his lip hard.
"What can I order for you today. OUR DEAREST CUSTOMER?"
"Let me look at a menu, honey buns. I hope you enjoy watching your friends there. This will be fun."
Clyde grunted hard in anger. He hated Garth with passion right now.
"You are lucky I didn't kill you last time we met."
Garth did a sly smiled then sliced Clyde's back as he walked away. The slice cut not only the custom, but also his back. Blood oozed out. He turns around to see Garth with a stereo.
"If I am correct I remember what happened last time you heard loud music. You better stop to save your tip and job."
Clyde pressed his forehead against Garth scowling hard as Garth slowly increased the volume. Garth kissed Clyde's cheek, then Clyde turned and walked away.
"You better watch yourself when I finish this job. I will tear you to shreds."
Garth turned his music louder, and Clyde quickly fled with a red face filled to the brim with anger.

Clyde walks over to his first table with three teenagers wanting to shoot a small child at this point.
"Can I take your order?"
"Yes of course honey buns. Why are you cheating on me? I see you with that man over there."
Clyde's anger meter was over the top at this point.
"Give me one second."
Clyde walks out of the store to see a person who WASN'T A CUSTOMER crying over his hurt cat.

Cat <3:

Clyde goes up and takes the cat off the boys hands. He gives a huge smile.
"Let me help."
He throws the cat to the ground then takes out his gun and shoots the cat multiple times. He then continues to stomp on the cat repeatitly.
"Fucking Garth, Fucking Job."
He then stabs the kid in the throat, then walks back into the cosplay cafe.

"Sorry about that. How may I help you guys?"
Their pale faces were priceless to Clyde.
"Uh we will have a pizza."
"Sounds cool."
Clyde writes it down then puts the slip up for the chef's to see.

He walks over to his next table filled with boys again.
"How may I take your order?"
The boy leans in for a whisper. So Clyde leans in as well. The boy quickly grabs Clyde by the throat and rips Clyde's top half of his costume to pieces. This left only the bottom half. Clyde quickly releases the kid's grasp as he now had his entire upper body showing. He glares at the boy and takes a dagger right to the kid's tiny little hand.
"How may I take your order?"
Clyde now had the eyes of a serial killer. The kid's look outside to see the police around the dead cat and dead child. Written in blood on the wall was "How may I take your order?"
"We will have a few turkey subs."
The boy almost died inside saying that.
"I will place your order."
Clyde smiled and put the order in. The chef looked at his exposed nipples.

Clyde went over to the girls who were all still looking at the murder outside. The cops have left now and just gave the dead kid a ticket for loitering.
"How may I take your order?"
The girls looked at him like satan.
"We will have 3 kids meals all with pink lemonade."
They paused and smiled.
"Because we are women."
Clyde threw his dagger so it sliced right into the seat cushion next to the girls head.
"Coming right up."

Clyde placed the order and went to the boys in wife beaters.
"What's up my bitch."
They all said at once. Clyde brought up his pen and pointed to the wall and the dead bodies. They all got pale.
"We will have ten bags of doritos."
"Coming right up."
He went back to see the chefs at work not caring he was shirtless pretty much.

Clyde went up to Garth who now wore sunglasses with his stereo.
"How may I help our dearest customer?"
Clyde scowled hard.
"I will have one of everthing and If I dare see one piece of lettuce in any of my food. I am sending it all back."
Clyde tore a sheet out from his notepad that had "BITCH" written on it. He walks back to the kitchen and give the order. The chef's speed up their cooking.

"Hey, kids." Ollie says, staring at the pieces of shit. They seemed petrified from whatever Clyde was doing, thus he could get their order easily. Moving on, he got customer after customer, raking in the tips like a mofo. All he really had to do was pose, or grab someones ass, easy things like that. Looking down on his tips, he noticed that he had about 243. The blue haired spooky lady tipped 100, while the other ones had tipped just a bit, depending on how fast he did something or another. Suddenly running back, he noticed that Clyde was doing some shit, which included people being slaugtered and peoeple being served like the dirty whores they were. "Go Clyde!" Oliver shouted, as the blood stained cafe was... Well, covered in blood. Doing a little jig, Oliver went to serve his final customers. "Looks like I'm almost done..." He muttered.

Yukito collects the money from those kids, they were way to afraid to skip the bill after seeing Clyde.  
"Ha...I knew someone was gonna die today...tsk tsk tsk", he wants to try to calm Clyde down, but before he does that he goes to a table of carefree teenagers.
"Hello, may I take your order?", one of the teen boys look at him from head to toe and smirks, "Yea, but you're gonna take more then that if you keep looking at me so cutely", the customer winks and Yukito basically dies..."Oh god...that was so ridiculously cheesy, I might just die in embarrassment for him"
"Haha, sorry, but umm what would you all like?", they all agree on pizza and a fruit parfait afterwards, more cheesy pick up lines happen, and one of them nearly touches his tail.  He walks away and places their orders, "Gosh, even with the frightening Clyde around they still had the nerve to try to touch my tail", he lightly touches it, and then realizes he has some time to try to cool down Clyde. Yukito walks over to Clyde.

Clyde hands out his food to everyone with ear plugs in. He didn't want to hear another sound from them ever again. He then gets to Jack's table with a few carts of food.
"Your order sir."
"I cancel."
He gets up and walks away. Clyde stands stiff with a red face. He is so close to the verge of going crazy it wasn't funny. Clyde then laughs out loud realizing his shift was over and that wasn't a customer. He takes the 99 dollars then takes the dollar from earlier off the ground.
"You better walk fast Garth!"
Clyde runs out the sword and everyone's heads turned to Clyde running at Garth down the street with roller skates on catching up fast. Garth quickly turns the corner, and Clyde goes right into a wall causing bad brush burns and bruises. He gets back up and then runs on foot towards Garth. He looks back to see cops shrugging as they thought if they should go get him.

[Mission complete. No customers harmed. Leave Thread. 100 jewel tip gained.]