Pesky Blockade: Haruhi Solo

Job Description:

Haru laid back, a massive food baby was destroyed her from the inside out. She laid across the massive tree and down at the 100 empty tubs of sherbet. She regretted immediately the choice she had made. Looking over a large branch, Haru saw the angry goblin and vulcan ranting and screaming about the small girl that had just devoured their treat.
"Thoooooose were ours!" the goblin screamed. "I have goooooot to kill yooooou, now!" Haru tried to move and ended up rolling down the side of the tree. She rested, face in the dirt, and thought about how she ended up in the predicament.

Haru relaxed at the pub, reading the latest issue of Sorcerer Weekly, despising all of the other beautiful women within its pages. She couldn't help but over hear from where she was eavesdropping, an older couple talking about their train being canceled. They mentioned two creaures, a large ape and a goblin, that were causing a massive ruckus on the railway. Haru cared little about this until she heard the specific railway. It was blocking the train she needed to take to get to her favorite Indian restaurant! Harus eyes gleamed with a gaze of hatred. She knew she would have to rid the tracks of them.

After wiping the tears of anger from her cheek, Haru sprinted to the Tartarus boards. She meandered through the jobs, searching for one that would bring her close to the area she heard of. To her immediate surprise, Haru saw the mission. Pesky Blockade it read. She read the details and saw it was for the exact vermin that were stopping her from the most splendid Tikka Misala she had ever enjoyed. Haru foamed at the mouth. Partially for her food, and partially for revenge on these awful creatures. She accepted the job and made her way to the train station. She stopped at a restaurant on the way, ordering the duck curry as usual, and was flabergasted to find they had hired a new cook. She screamed and yelled at the owners for ruining her meal. She threw a mighty tantrum and destroyed the entire east side of the restaurant. As she stomped out, her 'poutface' appeared. "Friggin' get rid of all the good things in my life, huh?" Haru stomped down the side street, small craters created on every step, and made her way toward the train. In her view, the station. "You bastards better be ready."

Walking out of the adjacent convenient store with two massive pallets, Haru walked into the station. She talked to the ticket lady and asked for her ticket. Haru crushed the desk after being told that no trains would travel that railway until they knew the pests were rid of. "Are you telling me that I have to carry these damned pallets of sherbet all the way to those damn apes!?" Haru questioned.
"One ape." The clerk replied. "One is a goblin."
Haru crash slapped the clerk and sent her flying into the wall. "Don't be sassy....peasant." Haru picked up the large pallets and carried them off in the direction of the blockade.

She walked for hours, only reaching the tree after sweating all water out of her. "I should lay off the Indian food..." Haru whispered. She looked at the pallet, picked a single lid of and scooped a small handful of sherbet from a tub. She tasted it. Her entire outlook on the culinary world changed. She had tasted only a few foods as great as her Tikka Masala, and this sherbet rival it. Haru sat at the base of the tree and downed the entire tub. After falling back, twenty or thirty tubs later, Haru looked up to see the pesky vulcan and goblin standing above her.

"You snoooooot!" The goblin screamed. He continued his rant about the sherbet. Haru reached her hand out, summoned Blinky, her vacuum, and used his infinite gut to eat the rest of the sherbet.

"Thoooooose were ours!" the goblin screamed. "I have goooooot to kill yooooou, now!" Haru lifted her head from the dirt. She held Blinkys mouth to her stomach. To the goblins surprise, Harus food baby disappeared. Haru had used Blinky to absorb the sherbet from her stomach. She stood up and glared at the team.
"Now, how do you plan on killing me?"
The goblin leaped into the air and lunged from a tree toward Haru. He had moved a lot faster than Haru had anticipated. She barely turned in time, taking a few gashes to the cheek.
"You caught me off guard there, little pest." Haru said. "Nice job." The goblin leaped again, only to meet Harus fist. He flew several meters, his body breaking several small trees as he flew through them. She leaped tree to tree pushing herself downward and landed a solid knee to the beasts chest. The golin screamed in pain, holding his chest plate. Haru walked off, back toward the tree. Within a second, she started bleeding. She looked down to see the goblin had punctured her waist with his sharp claws.

Haru spun around and grabbed the goblin by the arm. She pulled his claws from her side, swung him in the air, and slammed him into the ground. She continued this, driving his head into the ground continuously. She finally stopped and placed her foot on his chest. She pushed his chest down and ripped the pests arm off. She looked it over, gazing at the nails. She took the arm and held it like one would a sword. She held the nails down and starred into the whimpering goblins eyes. Without hesitation she drove the sharp nails into his chest and through his heart. He slowly cough up blood and started to fade. She picked his head up, and held him there for a second.
"Don't die on me now. You still have to kill me, right?" She asked. He continued to whimper. "This is what happens when you threaten my life, little love." Haru drove a strong punch into his gut. More blood spewed from his lips, his eyes hazed over. With a few slaps to the face, he open them slightly only to witness is last moments. Haru had resummoned Blinky and held his mouth to the goblins face. Through his eyes, nose, mouth, and every pore on his head, his blood was sucked out of him in a manner more quiet than the night itself.

Haru pulled Blinky off of the goblins face. His body had deflated, no more than a sheet sprawled over a rock. Haru looked over the large tree and watched the vulcan pounding his fists into the ground. She was very confused. Is he mad that I killed the goblin, or still pissed about his sherbet. Haru, whilst thinking over the condition of his anger, flew back from a large rock hitting her in the face. She hadn't seen the large boulder thrown by the vulcan. Pushing it away and removing herself from between the tree, Haru cursed under her breath. She lifted Blinkys head and pointed it toward the vulcan. Blinky opened its mouth and a dark red mist started water falling from his mouth. The vulcans eyes widened when Haru was enveloped by the mist. The vulcans ears twitched as a menacing voice came from the mist that had crawled toward him. "Remember, your friend is always around you. His blood. It has become the reason you will die."

The vulcan pounded his large fists on the ground. He swung his arms around, barely missing Haru several time. She new this enemy was much stronger. This would be a heavier challenge.

"You think this will stop me from finding you? I can see you through the darkest nights." The vulcan muttered. Haru was sent soaring from the mist. A large right hand landed on her chest. Haru leaped into the mist again, and punched the ground with all of her might. The eruption of rock blew the mist away and showed the angry creature, droplets of blood beaded on his fur. She threw severl punches, missing each of them. He showed great agility, jumping into the trees and around the rockery. "You are a pain in the ass, you monkey!" Haru screamed.
"I am not a monkey!" He retorted.
"Monkey! Monkey! Monkey! Monkey! Monkey! Monkey!"
The vulcan erupted with anger. He flew between the branches, punching and breaking the branches as he bounced in his pout of anger. Right as he landed in front of Haru, rearing for another jump, Haru placed both hands on the ground beneath her. "Absolute Deformation!" The ground began erupting and the rock around the vulcans fet shot up. Several large pillars surrounded the beast, with a large slab covering the top. Haru had trapped the vulcan menace in a large rock cage. She walked up to the cage.
"Hmm, pretty interesing. You aren't so dangerous when you can't reach me."

The vulcan grabbed the pillars, trying to bend and break them. He had no idea what his future was. He screamed and thrashed about. Surprisingly to Haru, the vulcan managed to shatter one pillar. He picked up the large pillar and started to swing it Haru. She avoided many strikes. She landed, kneeling and dragging her hand on the ground. Before standing, the beast slammed the pillar on Haru's hand. She could hear her fingers snap. When the pillar was lifted, Haru looked at her bloodied hand. Although in pain, a large grin spread across her face. With a large leap back, Haru held her hand out and yelled. "Eradicate the world around me. Leave no trace!" She had activated one of her most dangerous spells. Her large dark orb was a menacing sight. The vulcan leaped several trees back and threw several rocks at her. She blocked the rocks with the orb, destroying them on impact.
"Do you think you can survive this?" Haru asked. The vulcan only hooted and howled. He was frightened beyond belief. Haru reared her arm back to throw the orb. Before she could release it, the tree behind her fell. Haru released the orb in the wrong direction while jumping to avoid the tree. She looked back at the base of the tree. Several of the rocks the vulcan threw had destroyed the trunk. He wasn't aiming for me....... he just wanted me to think he was. Before she could finish the thought, the vulcan had eliminated the distance between them and landed a strong kick to Harus. How could a lowly beast be this much trouble?

Trees fell in the clearing the Vulcan had made by kicking Haru. She rubbed her cheek, spitting the taste of vulcan foot out of her mouth. Haru knew she needed to be crafty to beat this vulcan.

She had heard many rumors of these creatures. None of which gave any idea that they were as intelligent as this one. She knew they were strong. She knew they were fast. She still had no idea that one lived that had a knack for strategy.

Haru, instead of going for a blatant assault, stretched her arms between two trees, using her bungee gum armour, and balanced a rock on her chest. When the vulcan was in sight, searching for her, she released her footing and sling shot the rock. The boulder spun like a massive bullet through the air, crushing the vulcans side on impact. She then stretched out and thrust herself through the trees. She punched the vulcan into he dirt and continued her strikes. After ending her barrage, she stared down at the vulcan. Large bumps on his face skewed his sight. Haru thought she had won. Before she could stand, the vulcan awoke and landed a strong right hand to Haru sending her flying back into the forest.

Haru was beyond angry. She was not letting this creature beat her. The usual sheen in her eyes dissipated. Haru walked through the trail, eyes and head down, looking through the ground below her. She walked and waited for the vulcan to strike again. Leaves fell all around her. Previous spots from where the vulcan had leaped from. She stopped walk. Waiting. SHe heard nothing for several minutes. The last branch shook and she could feel the vulcan rocketing toward her. She reached out her right hand and caught the beast by the next. Her grip continued to tighten around his windpipe. He kicked and clawed at Haru, leaving large scratches on her arm. He pulled and tugged to get free, but only succeeded in lessening his breath. After of minute of grip, he fainted. Haru dropped him to the ground and tied him up. She sat in front of him. Eyes staring deep into his lifeless body. She sat on the ground and waited for him to wake up. Although being a giant nuisance, Haru didn't want to kill him just yet. She raised her head, looked into the small clearing the trees left, and thought about the most important thing in her life. Her Indian restaurant.

The vulcan awoke with a fright. He struggled and tugged on his bindings. He desperately tried to free himself, to no avail. He finally looked forward and met Haru's eyes. He was terrified. All he could see was the daggerish eyes of the young girl.

"Every inch of my body hurts. You have been near killing me several times. Why on earth would you struggle so much?" Haru asked. The ape howled several times before taking a large right hand from Haru.
"I know you can talk. Don't try and pretend like you can't."
"Get out of my forest! All of you humans, destroy and wreck the only home I have known. Why on earth would you think destroying my home for your giant machine is okay?"
Haru had given no thought to the vulcans home being destroyed for the railway.
"I'm sorry your home was destroyed. That would anger anyone. But you will not take that anger out on me. You will pay for trying to kill me."
"And how do you plan on making me pay for that?" He asked. Haru tried not to answer too briskly. She merely raised her eyes and glared at the beast. His widened for he had several thoughts of what Haru might do to him.

The air had cooled in the forest. The sun was starting to set, and Haru had no intention of staying the night in the woods. She got to her feet and stood at the feet of the vulcan.
"Can I know your name, beast?" Haru asked.
"Why!?" He asked in a harsh tone.
"Please, just tell me."
"Naza. My name is Naza."
"Naza, you have been one of the toughest opponents I have faced. You would have made a great adversary."
"Would ha...." He began to ask. Before he could finish his question, Haru summoned Blinky and crushed the side of his skull. She held Blinkys mouth to the creatures feet and vacuumed him up.
"You tried to kill me. For this, you had to die. But trust that I will make the others pay."

Haru started her way to the large tree blocking the railway. She finally reached it, and after several strong punches, crashed the remainders and started to make her way back to the train station. Although Naza had made himself an enemy of Haru, she truly blamed the building of the railway. If the tracks had been laid differently, she would had not had an issue, and nor would they. She spent the remaining time walking thinking about how she would avenge Naza.

Haru made it back to the train station that night. It was closed. She decided to wait inside the halls for the opening.

When she awoke, she saw nothing but the hustle and bustle. People were ecstatic that the trains had started moving again. Haru made her way to the directors office. She summoned Blinky again and knocked on his door. She was let in.

"And who might you be, young one?" He asked.
"I am Haruhi. I cleared the tracks for you."
"Oh aren't you sweet. That was a big job. How could you do that?" He asked. Haru didn't answer. She merely held Blinky outright and let him spit up the remains of the dead vulcan, Naza. The director screamed. He was terrified to see a small girl with a lifeless body in front of her.

"I think you owe me money." Haru quielty said.
"Uh.. uh.. yes of course. Here is your reward. 1500 jewels." Haru pocketed the money and then made her way to the door. When she reached the door, she closed it.

"Yes?" asked the director. Haru turned back to him. Immense rage filled her.
She gathered her breath and softly spoke. "You will pay."

"You... you and your engineers, mechanics, conductors, construction workers. You have all been the cause of this problem. How do you think laying your tracks through a forest would be the best idea? How could you destroy nature and cause harm to these creatures, so you would have easier access? I talked to Naza, that beast laying in front of you. He had to die, for attacking me, but not for blocking your damned trains. He was miserable with the damage you have caused because of your gluttonous mindsets. Always wanting more, the easier way. I promised him. I promised him that I would take back all that you have taken away from him and his kind.You deserve none of the land being used by the vulcans. I will ensure, that you never see outside of this office again. I will ensure, that you never see the light of day."

Haru was irrationally angry. She broke the directors desk and picked him up by the neck.
"Suffer the same fate he did." Haru said as she crushed his windpipe. His neck looked like a crushed can. She made her way out of the train station and back toward Nazas forest.

She followed the tracks all the way back to the forest. As she walked, she thought about the damage they had caused, without realizing. She started to second guess herself.

"What if I had caused the same?" She asked.

Haru knew she wasn't a good person. She ws one hundred percent invested in becoming as strong and successful as she could be. She would take lives if necessary.

"There is too much evil in this world...." She said. She took several steps. "But that's exactly why I killed him. There isn't enough room for more than me." Haru continued to the spot where her and Naza fought. She looked down at her hand, still bloodied from their fight. The wreck trees and boulders.

"You really were a strong opponent, Naza." Haru drew Blinky and had him release Naza on the ground. "Sink hole..." a large hole sunk underneath her. She picked up Nazas body and laid it in the whole. Piles of dirt were thrown over him.

"Your final resting spot, Naza. I'll try my hardest to keep these fools out of your home, for as long as I can." She wiped the remaining blood on a boulder she used as a tombstone. "There. A little memory of your greatest accomplishment."