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    To Earthland...And Beyond! (Aegiel Clover)

    Aegiel
    Aegiel

    Player 
    Lineage : Serpent's Fang
    Position : None
    Posts : 146
    Guild : Lamia Scale
    Cosmic Coins : 0
    Dungeon Tokens : 0
    Mentor : Himself
    Experience : 75

    Character Sheet
    First Skill: Fatewalking
    Second Skill: None
    Third Skill:

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    Post by Aegiel 5th June 2014, 12:42 pm

    Spoiler:

    A rear end the size of Fiore planted itself in front of Aegiel and jiggled ferociously. Aegiel stared at it disbelievingly. Then he gave the wobbling mass of gelatin a sharp poke, "Hey, lady. Your cutting the line." A large squelch issued from between the monstrous cheeks in response, and Aegiel gagged. He couldn't take much more of this. This line- it was madness. He'd been waiting for his passport for hours, and he was so close to getting his hands on the his ticket out of Fiore that he forgot to keep an eye out for Cutters. Then this monster of a woman snaked him in line, expelling her smelly gas directly in front of Aegiel's sensitive nose. He was having a hard enough time as it was, and that one disgusting violation of Aegiel's personal space pushed him over the edge.

    Aegiel
    Aegiel

    Player 
    Lineage : Serpent's Fang
    Position : None
    Posts : 146
    Guild : Lamia Scale
    Cosmic Coins : 0
    Dungeon Tokens : 0
    Mentor : Himself
    Experience : 75

    Character Sheet
    First Skill: Fatewalking
    Second Skill: None
    Third Skill:

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    Post by Aegiel 5th June 2014, 12:45 pm

    Aegiel flared his magic, willing it to reveal itself to the world, draining himself of magical power at a strenuous rate. The air around him rippled visibly, snaking around him like a living thing. Then tiny motes of green light sprang into existence, spreading silently in an ever-widening circle. The people around Aegiel Ooo-ed and Aww-ed, trying to catch the floating lights in their hands with no success. But Aegiel's magic was far from over yet. Directly over the Fatewalker's head, a circle with a diameter of ten feet began to ripple in the sky, and the tiny green motes began to swarm with in a mad frenzy of zipping lights. People screamed and ran out of the way, while Aegiel strode throuout it all, unnoticed. This worked even better than I thought it would, he thought to himself, grinning. His magic was already fading, but Aegiel had made it to the front portion of the line and didn't have much longer to wait. Someone ahead of him farted, spoiling his mood instantly. And then, like something out of a horror film, the passport table blew up in a flurry of paper, bricks, and passports.

    Aegiel
    Aegiel

    Player 
    Lineage : Serpent's Fang
    Position : None
    Posts : 146
    Guild : Lamia Scale
    Cosmic Coins : 0
    Dungeon Tokens : 0
    Mentor : Himself
    Experience : 75

    Character Sheet
    First Skill: Fatewalking
    Second Skill: None
    Third Skill:

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    Post by Aegiel 5th June 2014, 12:50 pm

    Aegiel stared in shock, as did the rest of the line. This, he was sure, was most defiantly not supposed to happen. The dust over the wreckage cleared, revealing a tiny white man dressed in what appeared to be a clown costume and holding a wilted flower in his hand. Aegiel found the sight to be less than funny. As a hostile silence grew, the clown turned to the crowd with a maniac grin, "Hellooo, everybody! I am the Clown Killer, and I have a message for you!" The ugly creature stuck his rear end out to the silent onlookers and farted. A greenish gas emerged, taking shape in the form of a laughing clown mask. It opened its mouth, and a torrent of fire rushed from it, consuming what was left of the passport station. The tiny clown and his passed wind broke into laughter, rolling on the ground to show just how hilarious they found the whole situation.

    Needless to say, not a single person laughed.

    Aegiel
    Aegiel

    Player 
    Lineage : Serpent's Fang
    Position : None
    Posts : 146
    Guild : Lamia Scale
    Cosmic Coins : 0
    Dungeon Tokens : 0
    Mentor : Himself
    Experience : 75

    Character Sheet
    First Skill: Fatewalking
    Second Skill: None
    Third Skill:

    To Earthland...And Beyond! (Aegiel Clover) Empty Re: To Earthland...And Beyond! (Aegiel Clover)

    Post by Aegiel 5th June 2014, 12:50 pm

    A sweatdrop appeared on the clown's smiling face, and his eyes narrowed. "What's the matter with you?" he sneered, red nose honking its displeasure. "Can't you *HONK* take a *HONK*-ing joke?!" A purse flew out of the assembled crowd, smacking the angry man in the nose and making his faceplant with a spectacularly loud HONK!!! He groaned, then hopped back up on his feet, squealing in rage. "Who threw that?!" he shrieked, veins bulging. Aegiel stepped out of the crowd, a calm mask set serenely on his smiling face. The clown's eyes bulged comically as he saw him, and he raised a shaking finger in Aegiel's direction. "You wanna mess with me? Huh? HUH?" Aegiel said nothing, never halting his steady advance. The clown swore rudely, then screamed, "ATTACK, MY CREATURE!"

    Aegiel
    Aegiel

    Player 
    Lineage : Serpent's Fang
    Position : None
    Posts : 146
    Guild : Lamia Scale
    Cosmic Coins : 0
    Dungeon Tokens : 0
    Mentor : Himself
    Experience : 75

    Character Sheet
    First Skill: Fatewalking
    Second Skill: None
    Third Skill:

    To Earthland...And Beyond! (Aegiel Clover) Empty Re: To Earthland...And Beyond! (Aegiel Clover)

    Post by Aegiel 5th June 2014, 12:54 pm

    The gaseous monster bore down on Aegiel with the speed of an Olympic snail. Which was to say, not very speedily at all. It opened its mouth, flame spewing from between its noxious teeth. The Fatewalker merely sidestepped the attack, breaking out in a sprint and headed straight for the shocked clown. Said clown honked loudly and turned to run, but Aegiel was faster. He grabbed the clown's wrist, and bent the laws of reality just the tiniest bit. Gold bands materialized on both Aegiel's and the clown's wrists, and the fire-breathing fart passed its last gas before fading out of existence. Then Aegiel cocked back his fist and let it fly into the ugly creature's comical face. The clown flew into clear blue sky, cursing as he disappeared in an anime-style twinkle of light. The crowd cheered, hugging each other and congratulating Aegiel. He smiled vaguely, rage subsiding at last. The moment that evil cloud had summoned the gas-monster, his vision had turned red, and his memory of the last few minutes was foggy at best. Someone shoved a passport into his hands, thanking him profusely. Aegiel looked at it, stupefied. 

    What the hell happened?


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