Find Those Puppies! (Neo and Kaseki)

Kaseki wandered through the town square. He looked at all of the buildings, trees, people, bags, faces. "No... No little runty puppies." he thought. He turned to his friend, Neo. His metallic friend responded to him with a glare. Something about his face made Kaseki laugh.

"Now my tree-attacking friend, we're looking for six missing puppies. Keep an eye out for them! This job is important! After all, you need things for yourself and I want to buy a clan... or is it called a guild?" Kaseki held his chin.

"You idiot. It's seven." Neo held up a scrap piece of paper. "Maybe if you listened to the man you would have known. Ugh, such a fool." Neo was enraged for being teamed up with such a low class individual."

"Now now. You took the energy from my stump for your lackyrema thingymabobber. Now, you must help me do jobs. Look at the brightside, metal man, you get paid, I get paid. Then we never have to do work together again, deal?" Kaseki looked at his teammate for a response.

"Fine. This one time. I can't stand people like you, nor working with anyone for that matter." Then something caught Neo's attention. "Kaseki, that!!" Neo pointed at what seemed to be a large rat.

"Ooh! A puppy!" Kaseki ran to the creature. "GET OVER HERE NOW, DOGGIE, YOU'RE WORTH ABOUT 142 JEWELS!!"

"142?" Neo thought. "That idiot can do math for jewels, but he still doesn't know that one leaf plus another leaf is two?"

He chased after his lame friend.



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Neo caught out with Kaseki, he watched as the puppy ran around the two. Neo merely picked up the pup and blankly stared at it. The puppy began to gnaw on his metalic hand. Neo sighed and handed the puppy to Kaseki.

"Target.... required searching..... searching.... targets acquired.... the nearest target is 7 kilometers form our current location. Requesting to pursuit the target." said Neo blankly as his eyes began to glow as he scanned the town. His worn out cloak hung over his metallic body. Neo turned to Kaseki and awaited his response.

Neo then sees the second puppy an points to it quietly.

"Target Confirmed..... commencing pursuit....." stated Neo blankly. His arm suddenly shot out like a cannon flying towards the puppy, his arm held on to the puppy and the arm began to reel back into position.

"Here do not let go of these new born K9's..." muttered Neo as he passed the puppy to Kaseki.

"Don't drop it you nincompoop....." sighed Neo.

"Neo, get over here and help me find these creatures!!" Kaseki led himself with his face, or rather his nose. "Mmm... You think the client would mind if we returned just a few of his puppies? I do wonder how these things taste..."

"Kaseki, it's bring them all, or bring none. This mission is a mission, we must complete it." Neo inputted. "The puppy is just remaining where it is."

Kaseki held the first pup in his hand. He walked over to the second little canine and tried to grab it. He picked it up carefully. As he lifted the fourlegged animal to his chest the first jumped out of his arms.  

"ARE YOU FLIPPIN' KIDDING ME?" said Kaseki as the pup ran into a nearby abandoned storgehouse. "I CAN'T WAIT TO SKIN YOU AND WEAR YOU AS A GODDAMN HAT." Kaseki ran after the small dog into the large wearhouse. It was adjacent to what seemed like a pier. He thought it may have been an old shipping building, but he was engulfed in his own rage.

"Kaseki, I recommend not proceeding. My scanner reveals many life..." Neo watched his teammate chase the dog into the building and deep within.

"...Kaseki..." Neo mumbled.

Neo aka Mythos in this rp, Smacked Kaseki on the head.
"Hurry or we'll lose them" siged Neo as he walked towards the puppies location. Neo and Kaseki dashed over to the puppies location. They entered the abandoned storage house, Neo saw the pups playing on dangerous equipment and, one was on a rusty stair case ready to give any moment, the other was on top of a box teetering over the edge just waiting to fall. It spelled out disaster. Neo cursed and made his way towards the nearest puppy.

“Kaseki go for the other one I’ll get this one!” Yelled Neo as he summoned a sword using is lineages’ ability to increase his speed. He dashed forward in incredible speed and grabbed the puppy just in time before the puppy could fall to its death. Neo glanced over to Kaseki, he saw that Kaseki was about to cause the box to fall due to his weight.

“Damn it!” hissed Neo, he tossed his blade at the box pinning it onto the box underneath it preventing it from falling.

Neo knew that the sword could only hold the box in place for a limited amount of time, He ran at full speed and took a dive catching the puppy seconds before it could smash its head on the pavement. The puppy yipped and licked Neo on the face. Neo then put the puppies in his coat and he grabbed his sword he summoned before the box could breakdown and collapse on them. Kaseki’s robe got stuck and ended up falling with the box. Luckily the fool was alright, Neo helped him up.

“You sir, are the most useless partner ever…..” grumbled Neo as he glared at Kaseki. Kaseki merely grinned from under his hood. Neo shook his head in dismay and continued on to the next location. Neo kept his sword he summoned, thanks to his lineage, to his side just in case he needed it for another task.

“Woof woof!” woofed the little puppies. Neo sighed and patted the puppies he just saved.

“You little ones are a disaster waiting to happen” mumbled Neo.

Kaseki looked around the warehouse. He smiled at his friend holding the small pup. "We should have brought a box or something to carry them in." Kaseki said. He held the single pup in his arms. Neo walked over to his first cast sword and took the box with the second pup. They placed the 3 pups inside. "Only 4 to go, my friend." he smiled. "Now where could the rest be-" He was interupted by a loud crashing sound followed by squeals. "The hell?" Neo looked up at the ceiling. "They must be upstairs!!"

Kaseki looked around and found a sign with a small red fire logo above it. He ran to it. "The fire escape? Kaseki we don't have time to-" But Kaseki had vanished. Neo turned to find his friend sprinting down a hall."Kaseki, what the hell are you...""STAIRCASE." said the voice from down the hall.

"what the hell?!" yelled Neo as he watched his stupid partner run off like a complete buffoon, Kaseki dashed off his foot getting caught at his robe causing him to trip on his face nearly smothering a puppy. Neo dashed to the stairs following Kaseki. The stairs creaked and groaned as the two raced up the steps. Neo skid to a stop as he saw Kaseki chase a puppy around.

"Direct the puppy here! I'll go grab him." said Neo as he waved his arms to signal Kaseki. The puppy began to run towards Neo. Neo quickly scooped the puppy up in his arms. Suddenly something caught his eye, it was another puppy this time it was sleeping on top of a ventilation pipe. Neo could see that it could break at any moment. Neo made a break for it and picked up Kaseki and threw him at the puppy.

"SAVE THE DOG!" Yelled Neo as he chucked Kaseki to the ventilation pipe.

Kaseki reached out to the puppy that stood on the ventilation pipe. "I FLY! I GRAB!" He screamed as he flew past the puppy. Neo's power of his cannon overshot Kaseki where he hit the wall behind the pipe. Kaseki hit the wall and slid down to lean against it. "Neo.. Why... Why did you do that?"

Neo didn't answer his friend. Instead he stared at the puppy. He watched at Kaseki simply walked over to the puppy. "Neo, You realize that we could have just walked to the puppy." Neo paused. He looked at Kaseki. "But... it was falling." Kaseki smiled. "Always in a haste, aren't you?"

Then something caught Kaseki's eye. From the corner of the of the room. He saw a particular cardboard box. In it he saw puppies. He glanced over at Neo, his friend has noticed as well. "There's 3 puppies in that box." "Wait... then how many do we have."

They looked at each other. They said the word together.   "Eight"

But then what do they do with the extra puppy?

Kaseki smiled. "Let's eat it."

"Eat the puppy.....No." said Neo as he began to walk away. He was thoughrly pissed of how stupid his partner was, it reminded him of how he was a solo. Neo checked the puppies making sure his partner would not eat any of the puppies. Kaseki was busy petting the puppy and playing with it. Neo sighed and assumed that Kaseki was merely joking about eating the puppy. Neo hook his head in pity and looked back, and not suprisingly, Kaseki was licking the puppy, trying to taste it. Neo gasped and ran towards Kaseki and kicked him in the gut. Neo grabbed the box of puppies as Kaseki let go of it in order to hold his stomach due to the force of Neo's kick.

"No.....NO EATING ANY PUPPIES." scowled Neo as he gave another kick to Kaseki's knee in order to make sure he got the message through his thick skull. Neo then carried the puppies away to keep them away from harm, and most especially Kasekis childish foolishness.

Kaseki grunted. He knew that Neo couldn't hurt him, but he figured he might as well play along. "Neo-san... So very strong..." Kaseki faked a gasp for air. He lay on the floor looking at his friend. How was it that he could stand up to an ancient spirit. "Get up." Neo said to his partner. Neo was always displeased with Kaseki.

Neo held the box and made his way down the stairs with his feeble minded friend behind him. "Hurry up" he said behind him. Neo hated to be slowed down.

The duo made their way back to the city where the man that gave the job to them awaited. Neo handed him the box. He smiled, but frowned upon looking at Kaseki. ""Hm? I need all of the puppies in order to give you the reward, young man." the elderly man said. Kaseki responded."No no no, you see this is number 8. He's mine. You hired us to retrieve seven puupies." Neo tilted the box to the man. "See? Seven." Neo placed the box on the ground. "And so they are." the man smiled and gave them their reward. Neo turned with a smile on his face. Kaseki smiled as he held his pup.

A pup reached out to Neo's pantleg and held on for life. Neo hadn't noticed and took his step. The box fell over and the dogs got out. The both ran as fast as they could.

"YOU PAID US TO RETRIEVE SEVEN PUPS ONCE, NOT SEVEN PUPS TWICE." Said Kaseki as he vanished into the nearby woods.

Approved, though next time I see a double post in a non-solo mission, I am denying it.

I am now aware  of that rule.