by Chaotic Rumble 7th February 2014, 6:24 am
As they were waiting and whispering to one and the other, a large, round man cut in front of the line. Tight shorts, no shoes or shirt, beer in hand and red patches of skin in random places, clearly sun burnt. When Ebony called him out on it and told him to wait his turn, he turned around and laughed; belly moving along with his laughter.
As Ayeseru saw this, a dark shadow appeared over where his eyes were and his face turned into a twitching frown, all in a comical matter. This happened as though Ayeseru had just seen a nightmare pop straight from his dream and pasted in real life.
He turned aside, shadow still on his face as he would kneel the opposite side of the man on all fours, trying to delete the image his mind had just received as he looked at the ground in shame. Ayeseru almost threw his fist at the man, simply because he couldn't stand watching him. Not only that, but the man slipped on his own sweat and dropped a bagel he had on his other hand on Ayeseru's back, causing him to shiver and fall on the floor.
Ayeseru slowly got up and faced the man again as he gulped. Before Ayeseru could do anything else, however, Ebony stuffed cookies into his mouth. They had an odd, sharp taste to them, but shrugged it off as the sugary goodness took over. He gladly took the cookies she handed him and began wolfing them down. They tasted like absolute heaven!
Remember that odd, sharp taste to the cookies? Yeah, you can guess it has something to do with what happened next.
About a minute or two after finishing the cookies, Ayeseru felt dizzy. He saw the sky in many colours in a wave-like pattern, constantly moving and shifting. Reality appeared to be disoriented and everything appeared to take a different shape, however, Ebony remained the same as she always did. "Funky colours maaaaaan..." he said to her.
The trees turned dark and the sky turned a dark shade of purple, still moving in wave-like patterns but finally settling down some. However... Remember that fat guy before? Yeaaaahhhh... He didn't have a good time. In Ayeseru's "new vision" the man shifted into a black, large, slimy blob of disgusting monster-ness.
Ayeseru pointed at him with an anime face of fear and screamed, "M-MONSTER!!!" aaaaaaannnndddddd threw his fist at the man and sent him flying into the great, wave-like purple clouds, lifting his thumbs at Ebony, as though saying, "Heeeey maaaan! I took care of it!"