Raid the Farmlands - Riza Solo Mission for kicks ~

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It was a peaceful day, wherever the hell Riza was. The sky was bright blue, the grass a grassy green, and the cows were just too damn cute. But the gnats - those suckers annoyed the hell out of the woman. Swatting around her face for the hundredth time, Riza mumbled curses towards the little creatures, wishing harm upon them and their families for generations to come. So far she was in fairly good spirits, despite the bugs, and every time a light breeze graced he area a smile tugged on her lips.

It wasn't long before she reached some minor farming village, a place that she honestly didn't know the name of. Nor did she really care, honestly, since it wasn't like there was going to be a little farming village left to remember after today. It was a bit saddening, but Riza shrugged it off easily enough. Besides, maybe I'll get something out of this. I wonder if the ladies around here have any nice hair accessories...

Stretching her arms above her head, she popped her back and strolled over to a wooden fence, peering over at a cow. It was too cute. Riza hated to admit it, but she had a weakness for the creature. A tiny one, but still a weakness. The animal tugged on her heartstrings with its big eyes and soft ears... Sorry, little guy. Today just isn't going to be your day. Riza continued walking along the fence until she came closer to a building. I guess it's time to get started. Cracking her neck, she halted before the building. "You've got ten seconds to run before your house is gone. Can't promise you'll get very far, either, before you're gone as well."

It wasn't long before two guards came strolling out of the building, two farmer men hiding behind them. Two females slipped out of the doorway as well, but they didn't stay long. One curious glance at Riza, and the young child was tugged away by her mother. How cute, trying to run. I'll be sure to get to you later. Riza's gaze flickered to the four men, and she smiled at them. "Sorry to rain on your parade, but you just wasted lives and money hiring these people. Could've shed less blood, had you not tried to hide. Or if you had left the area in the first place! Clearly you don't know who you're up against." Still smiling warmly, she lifted her right arm above her head. "I'll start us off slow. Can't be skipping ahead a few steps in this kind of game we play."

A swirling mass of wind surrounded Riza's raised palm, and soon the wind elongated to form a chainsaw-type object that stretched thirty feet from Riza's hand. The guards tensed, the men behind them putting on brave faces. It almost breaks my heart, Riza mused, clicking her tongue out of habit. "Well if you're not going to run..." With more force than necessary, Riza brought her arm down in a diagonal slash, her wind chainsaw easily breaking the building's front wall apart. The men braced themselves for the impact (quite idiotic, if you asked Riza), so they were also hit by her spell. The dust from the building didn't allow Riza to see what became of them. Raising an eyebrow, she waited for the dust to dissipate and wasn't too amused to find that the entire front wall hadn't come down. The majority of the right side was missing, but the far left corner remained. The two farmer men had been thrown back into the building with only minor cuts whereas the two guards were grossly disfigured.

Only sparing them a few-seconds-long glance (she was sure they would bleed to death before long), she turned her eyes to the farmer men. One was unconscious, and the other one was staring down Riza's chainsaw as though it were devil spawn. Or maybe he was looking at her that way, but Riza refused to think anyone could find her that disturbing. She was wearing heeled boots, after all. Didn't these farmers long for an attractive woman to come along and fuck their brains out? No? Must be my imagination.

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Is that... No way, these people can afford more than these cronies? I wonder what else they have hidden around here! Excitement filled Riza as she thought of the riches the little farmers had hidden in this dingy place. Swiveling on the balls of her feet, she turned to greet the newest additions to the party. "Can't sneak up on me, darling. I'm a few steps ahead of you." Throwing a wink to the three men (two mages and a farmer employer), she bent backwards and avoided a fireball aimed at her head. Quickly righting herself, she swept her chainsaw horizontally at them, satisfied when the earth mage made some kind of barrier for himself and his client. It didn't last against her wind chainsaw, but it blocked the brunt of her attack before being shred to nothing more than dust in the wind. The fire mage didn't fare as well as his partner, and he received the full force of Riza's spell. His short cry didn't phase Riza or the earth mage, but the farmer looked pale at the sound. Some people just aren't cut out for this kind of life.

The fire mage dropped to the ground with a heavy thud, and Riza gave his body a once-over. Deep lacerations covered his face, neck, and upper chest, and a pool of blood was beginning to form beneath him. What a pity I didn't get to play with him more. Fire is always a bit more fun to toy with. She could have sworn she saw his arm twitch, but she didn't give it too much consideration. Turning to the earth mage, she said, "Let's hope you last longer than your friend. I wouldn't want to be too bored and forget to search for that new hairpin I was hoping for." Her chainsaw disappeared in tiny wind spurts after a moment, and tendrils of Riza's hair blew around her face. Can't forget the two still in the building, Riza...

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