Job Title: Panda for President!
Rank: D
Player Requirements: Maximum 3 players, guildless or dark mages
Job Requirements: 500 words solo, 1,000 words group
Job Location: Era
Job Description: It's a debate between candidates for an ambassador! Un...fortunately nobody really likes either of them. Tonald Drump and Cillary Hlinton have been going at it for weeks in their debates to the point it's turned to petty comments and remarks even on live broadcasts. It's time to shut them up, and shut them up for good! People are willing to pay to see them dead even if they won't admit to scrounging up the money (or support) for this job. They also won't admit to wanting a Panda to be the ambassador over these two, but there's a distinct possibility one might be hired as the Ambassador instead if both candidates go down. Infiltrate their offices and take them out before the big vote!
PS: don't forget to vote for "Seijin" or else you don't receive any of the moolah.
Enemies:
Weak - Distracted Guards: Honestly? These guys don't even want to be here in the first place. They're likely on an electronic device or attempting to hide a magazine. As long as you're not putting on a parade of your intentions you can probably casually stroll by them. If you have to knock them out you'll find they go down in 2 D-rank hits maximum due to their lethargic nature.
Normal - Secret Service: They're really not-so-secret since they're visible in plain sight. If either candidate was really worth protecting then there'd be more, but at this point even these guys find more important assignments to attend too. They tend to patrol the hallways more than anything. 2 C-rank hits will take these guys out if they prove troublesome.
Strong - Hired Muscle: These guys are more likely to be in the room, but some might be patrolling. Hired by the candidates they're interested in two things: money and hitting things. To be fair it'd probably be easy enough to get them to hit just about anything or anybody (shouting from behind someone's back, claiming they talked smack, mentioning they have some muscle enhancers, etc). If you do find yourself fighting them they take a maximum of 4 C-rank hits to take down.
Reward: 5,000 Jewels, and the odd feeling of both committing murder and yet doing some good.
D-rank Job: Panda for President!
Nekros
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Lineage : The Sinful Horseman
Position : None
Posts : 484
Guild : N/A
Cosmic Coins : 10
Dungeon Tokens : 0
Age : 33
Experience : 19,840
Character Sheet
First Skill: Great Tree Ark
Second Skill: Extraplanar Force
Third Skill:
Nekros- - - - -
Lineage : The Sinful Horseman
Position : None
Posts : 484
Guild : N/A
Cosmic Coins : 10
Dungeon Tokens : 0
Age : 33
Experience : 19,840
Character Sheet
First Skill: Great Tree Ark
Second Skill: Extraplanar Force
Third Skill:
“Nothingness. The world is crumbling around us all and no one notices. Guilds getting disbanded, jobs are being lost, but hey; It could be worse right? Not like there are two dingbats pettily arguing over national iLacvision about who should be an ambassador. Clearly the world wouldn't be able to suffer such indignity….
[muffled words from out of frame]
Really? There are, who?
[more muffled words]
Drump and Hlinton? Those don’t even sound like real names! You’re yanking my chain.
[muffle sound irritated]
For real? Man, what has Earthland come to. Well guys, I guess the world has gotten worse and someones gotta help correct it!”
[muffled words from out of frame]
Really? There are, who?
[more muffled words]
Drump and Hlinton? Those don’t even sound like real names! You’re yanking my chain.
[muffle sound irritated]
For real? Man, what has Earthland come to. Well guys, I guess the world has gotten worse and someones gotta help correct it!”
Jaeger seems to be having a conversation with you, the audience, and some mystery person off screen. However, the reality was when you took a look from the outside, it’s just Jaeger talking to his Giant Red Panda with an iLac playing in the background. Perhaps the man was spending a little too much time in his own head and away from the people of Tolgalon. Around him, if one were to get a birds eye view, the blonde haired soul was in the middle of an empty zoo enclosure, one that has yet to be filed out and occupied.
Nava, the Great Red Panda, tilts his head and then bonks Jaeger on the head with its mighty paw. Everything fell silent as the mage just looked the beast in the eyes. A slight breeze swept through the enclosure, gently swaying Nava’s fur and Jaeger's long blonde hair.
“Well Boy, you have a point! I should be the one to correct this situation. Hmmm but I have been outta this game for a while, we’ve spent too much time just hiding out here. This will be a great return to the Dark Side! But you stay here, look after the Zoo for me and Pandora.”
The man stood up, petted the fiery fur, and melded into the ground below, never to be seen again! Well, until he pops up at his destination that is Era. Nava, despite being put in charge, decided to just take a nap in the empty enclosure. Like father like son, right? The mage leisurely made his way towards the city of knights, probably the worst town in all of Fiore to do an assassination like activity. With it being home to the Rune Knights, the odd mage must be careful and be stealthy. Though, would this be the case? Probably not. Just look at Jaeger, just moments before he was talking to himself as if he were addressing an audience and his Red Panda was a camera recording him.
It. Took. HOURS to get to Era from Tolgalen. Even bypassing the water and normal traveling inconveniences, it was just so much shifting and passing through various layers of Earthlands surface crust. A thought appeared as he popped out of the ground in Era, he should really figure out a way to make that ability stronger and increase the speed at which he can travel. Perhaps he’d stick some sort of speed control to his legs like they have on those fancy Magic Cars. Once out of the nonsensical thought, Jaeger took a look around. Everything was decorated for the debate. Signs, posters, and other political based propaganda cluttered the town. “VOTE DRUMP” or “VOTE HLINTON” but the one that shined was “VOTE PANDA” which was pretty much drowned out by the other two.
It was all so disappointing really, so much glamour in something so…. full of responsibility. Was this all necessary? No, but somewhere along the way it became some sort of parade and circus. Well no longer! Jaeger shall be the hero everyone needs! He was now in his… heroic appearance, short and black hair and dressed in a fine black suit. Upon his head adorns horns, mostly fleshy into a more ram like texture. Before him is a large crowd getting ready for this afternoon's debate. However, as the show gets ready for the commercial break, the scene begins to close. Bars of black slowly falling and raising to focus on Jaeger's eyes. When they settle on their focal point, the mage squints and gets ready for the next step.
Character: https://www.fairytail-rp.com/t17477-onyx-moon-jaeger-nekros-kruger
Magic: https://www.fairytail-rp.com/t17614-nekros-primary-the-great-tree-ark
Second Magic: https://www.fairytail-rp.com/t39188-extraplanar-force-god-slayer-lacrima
Lineage: Custom Lineage: The Sinful Horseman.
Spell(s) Used: -
Active Effects: - Planetary Shark
Remaining MP: 300MP
Total MP: 300MP
Damage Taken: -
Health Points: 200/200 HP.
Job Link: https://www.fairytail-rp.com/t35663-panda-for-president
Post Word Count: 704 words.
Total Nekros WC: 704 Words.
Mission WC: 500/500
Free-form WC: 204/???
Vera Walden-
Lineage : Evil Angel
Position : None
Posts : 170
Guild : The Rune Knights
Cosmic Coins : 10
Dungeon Tokens : 0
Experience : 6,237
Character Sheet
First Skill:
Second Skill:
Third Skill:
WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP, WHERE DO WE GO?
The odor of cinematic glamour pervaded the air, and when the people stirred amidst the tension, there arrived a fine line of neatly arranged officers to patrol the premises, or the more honorable sort, if one could ignore perhaps the most incompetent member of them all. There was nothing cute about a thirty-year-old woman shifting her weight from one leg to another, doing just about anything to suppress each and every yawn that threatened to make its next great escape. Disinterested in the debate, the responsibility, and the people; Vera Jayne often wondered what led her to make the foolish decision to join the Rune Knights.
She tickled her brain for a logical explanation, but there was no real answer to support the lunacy, and so she settled with filing it with all the other unknown variables. From the end of the line in which she was forcibly positioned, frowning, as was her preferred expression on duty, so much was happening, Walden could just hardly bear the fall of the colorful and numerous confetti layering their tiny pieces over her head, everything seemed a joke to her; and now and then the pretentious cheering of devotees in a state of excitement flitted across her senses that set her more on edge than anything, making her jaw stiffen and lower eyelid twitch, producing offensive passings of deja vu that no substance could do away with. Not fully, anyway, but it was better to live with a half lie than a whole truth.
“Mandatory rotation, Walden.” A fellow officer advised, not sparing the melodramatic older woman a glance, for her attention was reserved for the candidates and no one else. She was such a diligent model cop that even Vera respected her to a certain extent
“Come again, sir? Sorry, I can’t hear you over the volume of Drump’s toupee.” Vera Jayne admitted and hoped she could repeat the order.
Not breaking her concentration, Rosewood did as she wished, “Be serious for once in your life. Pay very close attention to your surroundings and to the people. This is a hotspot for disaster so you must be ready and on your guard at all times. Rotation begins now, do I make myself clear?”
“Crystal.” Said the opposite of everything she was, knowing her words would be lost on her. As the purple-haired louse dragged her feet to the designated spot, oddly thankful for the momentary distraction. But she suddenly saw another point of interest, and squinting her eyes, straying from her venue, as though beckoned by the visage of a horn sticking out from some sort of pathway, Vera became a lot more curious and wanted to investigate.
She had rather hoped it was a helpless animal. And if so, she could stand to break a few rules for the big feller. She looked around, weighed her options, and abandoned her post. Vera Jayne was never one to think things through for too long; she simply went for it and chanced it.
Nekros- - - - -
Lineage : The Sinful Horseman
Position : None
Posts : 484
Guild : N/A
Cosmic Coins : 10
Dungeon Tokens : 0
Age : 33
Experience : 19,840
Character Sheet
First Skill: Great Tree Ark
Second Skill: Extraplanar Force
Third Skill:
Familiar, some recognizable scent wafted through the air of Era. No, it wasn’t the cheap and tact cologne of Drump or the Bengay perfume of the aging Hlinton. It had an air of arrogance and brattiness. Like a spoiled child who was only ever told yes and no was merely a suggestion. Yes, the slayer of Extraplanar Gods knew this smell, the smelliest of smells that he’s had to intake for quite some time. It was her, the spoiled brat that he had once captured in a magical teddy bear. What was her name again? Thinking about it, Jaeger didn't actually think of getting her name last they met or perhaps he did…. Wasn’t it Vacuum? No, that’s a cleaning utensil and actually useful. Was it Mira? No… that sounds too nice of a name for that brat.
“Ah, doesn’t matter. I’ll deal with her once the fun has begun.”
Behind him were a couple others, though they haven't made any sort of impression on the mage since his arrival. They were two males, looked and smelled to be fairly scummy. Jaeger could hear them muttering and snickering as they seemed to be planning something of their own. Eventually, as the horned man watched the crowds gather and the speakers prep, one of them was pushed forward and approached.
“So uh… fun day huh? Who do you think will take the election?”
Jaeger peers down to the scrappy man.
“Hmmm hard to guess, they’re both so ridiculous and inept.”
“Ah, you’ve got a good point. There is a third option though.”
“Oh?”
“Yeah, Seijin. He’s a man of the people and represents most of the common folk around Fiore! Just…. You know how it is. No one really cares or listens to those that aren't in the main parties. Not enough funding to get noticed on the grand scale.”
“I see, hmmm well, he couldn’t be worse than the two bone heads about to speak.”
“Yeah, so we were thinking, me and a couple buddies of mine, of taking out these two bozo’s and letting Seijin have a better chance at becoming the next Ambassador and we can pay! Just so long as the person we hire votes Seijin as well.”
“Oh, why tell me? I could go straight to the Rune Knights.”
“That’s a good point...but you don't look the sort. The horns and all, no enthusiasm for the election. Look, we got some jewels and honestly the country needs this. You in?”
Thinking to himself, “I was already going to, but now I get paid?” He looked back and sighed.
“Yeah, I’ll do it. Where do I meet you later for payment?”
“Oh, a few blocks away. There’s a small bar with a panda like sign on it. Just go in and tell the barkeep ‘Grimace’ and he’ll give you the payment, but you’ll need proof of your Seijin support”
“Get a Seijin sticker, got it.. Now scram, don’t want to be seen with the ‘employers’ of this job. Go get an alibi.”
For Jaeger this was the end of their conversation, though the men that hired the mage looked a bit disgruntled and confused. They did eventually leave though. The mage was all too willing to do this job just on principle alone! Now he can earn a few bucks as well. Now to plan out how he’ll do it. Using his B-Holder armor wouldn’t be a good idea, it might place him as the West Fiore Trading Company employee/former mage. His Great Tree magic might as well, though less flashy or known. Now his slayer abilities would be nice and keep his own identity unknown to 99.999999% of the world out there. It would have to be done in quick succession if this was to work. Once something starts, the knights may move in on the debaters and cover them before they can perish.
So battle plan, teleport in as his more…. Extraplanar form. Then… no first use the Field of Ricin spell. That’ll get it kicked off. Then while that is taking effect, he would teleport over and behind Drump and Hlinton. Here, he needed to be quick and get the jump on them. He would need to deliver the finishing blow and escape!
Character: https://www.fairytail-rp.com/t17477-onyx-moon-jaeger-nekros-kruger
Magic: https://www.fairytail-rp.com/t17614-nekros-primary-the-great-tree-ark
Second Magic: https://www.fairytail-rp.com/t39188-extraplanar-force-god-slayer-lacrima
Lineage: Custom Lineage: The Sinful Horseman.
Spell(s) Used: -
Active Effects: - Planetary Shark
Remaining MP: 300MP
Total MP: 300MP
Damage Taken: -
Health Points: 200/200 HP.
Job Link: https://www.fairytail-rp.com/t35663-panda-for-president
Post Word Count: 712 words.
Total Nekros WC: 1,416 Words.
Mission WC: 500/500
Free-form WC: 916/???
Nekros- - - - -
Lineage : The Sinful Horseman
Position : None
Posts : 484
Guild : N/A
Cosmic Coins : 10
Dungeon Tokens : 0
Age : 33
Experience : 19,840
Character Sheet
First Skill: Great Tree Ark
Second Skill: Extraplanar Force
Third Skill:
Time slowed as the Jaeger’s plan was to begin. His eyes darted back and forth, taking in the entire surrounding as a glyph etched itself in the streets below. A few of the voting crowd took notice of the shining below, but it was too late and too loud to do anything. Crowds were cheering too much, chanting their candidates name in support of their own politics. From the etched lines in the plaza sprouted these nasty red leaves with spiky bulbs. At first, they were fairly beautiful, if not slightly creepy. Though after a moment in the suspended animation of the crowd, the bulbs began releasing a red-ish maroon like cloud of pollen.
THUD, THUD, THUD, THUD. Several bodies sluggishly collapse as the pollen spreads itself around the area; their fates sealed and nothing would help with the radius of this glyph. On stage, onlookers can see Hlintons facial expressions slow and distorted into horror and disgust. Drums remained unchanged, waiting for people to applaud and praise him for merely being there. Before much else could change, the alinified mage would pop into existence behind them. His arms raise, his boney and elongated figures clad in some sort of stone, then slide down both candidates. Their flesh rends from their bones, cloths torn every which way as the magical damage just turns them into strips of human bacon. With that… the creature disappears and the horned man is back in the alley ways, leaving the scene.
And that’s how he’d do it. His mind formulated the plan as he stood there, watching Drump and Hlinton make their way on stage. It’d be genius and everyone would be none-the-wiser. And with a moment's notice, it was being carried out. The spell beneath the crowd, the transformation and teleportation. It was all going to plan, even with the rune knights having to scramble to investigate the situation and calm everyone down. Meanwhile, the humanoid form of Jaeger was in a shadowed alley and running from the scene, mixing in with the crowd that were out of the range of his Ricin spell. Once far enough away, the mage merely just slipped into the ground below, keeping himself hidden for the remainder of the day.
Sometime in the late evening, the mage made his way to the polls. His hair was long and golden, his suit snow white and official. He was clearly now a former World Fiore Trading Company employee and he is voting for the best candidate, the Panda. For his vote, he was given a sticker for exercising his right, one with a panda on it. Leaving, he once again merged into the ground below and shifted his way through the city to the small Panda bar. Inside is a bartender, several customers drinking, and the two goofs that he had seen before. His hair was once again black. His horns protruded from his skull. The mage walks up and sits on one of the stools.
“Whiskey , it’s been a long day.”
The bartender nods and gets the drink ready.
“So much grimace today after what happened at the debate, awful stuff.”
The man behind the counter paused momentarily. After receiving the code word, he nodded and pulled out the stacks of jewels that were to act as payment. Jaeger spent the last few moments downing his pint of whiskey. Grabbing the wad of cash, he nods to the room and dips out, merging back into the cobbled roads of Era and into the dirt. It was finally time to head back home.
Character: https://www.fairytail-rp.com/t17477-onyx-moon-jaeger-nekros-kruger
Magic: https://www.fairytail-rp.com/t17614-nekros-primary-the-great-tree-ark
Second Magic: https://www.fairytail-rp.com/t39188-extraplanar-force-god-slayer-lacrima
Lineage: Custom Lineage: The Sinful Horseman.
Spell(s) Used: - Claws of the Rock Mind
Active Effects: - Planetary Shark, Abduction
Remaining MP: 300MP
Total MP: 300MP
Damage Taken: -
Health Points: 200/200 HP.
Job Link: https://www.fairytail-rp.com/t35663-panda-for-president
Post Word Count: 594 words.
Total Nekros WC: 2,010Words.
Mission WC: 500/500
Free-form WC: 1,510/???
