Beauty & The Beasties (Kaido/Magnus)

"What? You got into a car accident?!" shouted Louie, standing outside of the Fairy Tail building, holding his iLac up to his ears with a vexed look on his face. "I entrust you with my car, and you crash it! Inutile! I want it fixed by tomorrow!" Louie chastised his chauffeur, ending the call after his tirade. William, his chauffeur, was supposed to be on his way to pick Louie up from this guild, but as luck would have it, that wouldn't be happening today.

Standing there alone at the doorway, Louie was visibly crotchety. As usual, he was looking dapper as ever, dressed in his fashionable garments and adorned with his distinct gold jewelry—even his iLac was gold in color. His golden hair was let down as they ordinarily were, and his crimson eyes looked like rubies. In fact, Louie Calvin Klein looked like some sort of expensive item taken out of a display case, walking about like a diamond in the rough. Compared to the unimpressive office building behind him, Louie looked as if he didn't belong.

"How ridiculous! All these pigs do is talk, fight, and tarnish my things. Tch." he clicked his tongue, looking up at the clear blue sky with his usual hard gaze. He held up his hand to shield his eyes from the sun's blinding light. Was it always this bright?"I've really outdone myself, putting up with these people."

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Magnus was just stepping outside to head to his favourite restaurant - the one with the huge platter of chicken drumsticks - when he found himself overhearing some boy ranting about pigs talking and fighting. The boy was incredibly well-dressed, wearing the kind of clothing that Magnus had only seen on those weird posters that were about town. That is to say, he didn't look like a member of the guild and therefore it was odd to see him stood outside of the guildhall in the way that he was. Maybe he was lost? It made sense. People who got lost generally talked to themselves about crazy and wild things to keep themselves occupied - or because they'd lost their marbles, but somehow Magnus didn't think it was the case this time. Now what was it Kaido had told him about introducing himself? Not to start fights randomly was one of them, although that was the hardest habit he'd had to break. The other was to say hello in a nice way and see if he could help.

With these thoughts now arranged correctly in his head, Magnus stepped forward and gently tapped the boy on the shoulder. "Hey...are you okay?" he asked as kindly as he could muster, which was difficult given his natural gruffness. "Can I help?"

Louie sighed with through his nostrils. With his ride gone and his lack of patience to wait for another, the blonde found himself stuck in Magnolia for today. It wasn't all bad. With his redecorated room in Fairy Hills, he could stomach a night here, but only stomach it. It went without saying that he was only being kept here because he had no other choice, but what was he supposed to do today? All of his tailors, favorite restaurants, and sources of entertainment were in Capital Crocus—not Magnolia Town.

Lost in a bitter sea of thought, it was then when Louie was suddenly interrupted by someone tapping on his shoulders. Startled, Louie flinched and snapped his gaze to see who it was. At first, there was a moment of hesitation. The man who disturbed him was a man who towered over him in height. In fact, it was more accurate to say that his size was incredible and almost unbelievable. He almost looked like a professional basketball player!

"Yes, I'm okay! Why wouldn't I be okay!?" Louie barked back, quickly dusting off the shoulder that he tapped. It was clear, however, that Louie was not okay. Finding out that one's car had just been in an accident would be upsetting to anyone who heard it. But for Louie—a wealthy man known for his impatience and short fuse—he seemed far more on edge than he normally was. "And don't touch me!"

No later after that did another man join their conversation, and he was equally as large as the one just before! Louie, however, recognized that squared jaw and those ugly, brutish features on him. He recalled every unsightly detail of that man's visage except for his name, and truthfully, he didn't care to know. In most cases, he just assigned people names as he saw fit.

The brutish man struggled to recall Louie's name for what seemed like an eternity, and for the blonde, he was losing the last bit of patience he had for both of them combined. It was as if his mind became his mouth, and Louie was becoming more visibly agitated like a bomb just inching closer to an explosion. Finally, almost in unison, both of them clicked.

"It's Louie, you square-faced dimwit! Je jure devant Dieu!" Louie barked at them again before sighing and pinching the bridge of his nose between his eyes. For a moment he went quiet, recollecting what little of himself that remained before looking at the two giants with a narrowed gaze.

These monkeys are huge... and since I don't have anything else to do...

Louie sighed, a smirk replacing the indignant look on his face. "You two! You both are going to accompany me today, oui?"

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