January Items of The Month
- Home Sweet Home:
Name:
Home Sweet Home
Rank:
Weak
Type:
Item
Description:
Who says candy is bad for you? In this case, throwing one of those tart cherry candies on the ground will get you a sweet humble abode on the fly! Need a place on the cheap to stay in your travels? This is the best way to go! It always smells like fresh cherries and never has pesky maids bonking on your door at the crack of dawn. Even better, when you’re finished, it’s biodegradable! Wow! Eco-friendly! Just buy this bag of special candies that never run out and never go stale for a low-low, one-time price and have all the pop-up homes you could ever need!
Caution: Melts when wet. Sticky when heated.
Abilities:
Name: Cherry Pop-up
Description: Throwing one of the cherry candies on the ground will cause a fruity puff of magical smoke and wah-lah! You have a cherry shaped home that’s move-in ready! It’s complete with kitchenette, bathroom, sofa with lacrimavision, and bed. The sprouted leaves overhead will protect it from a light drizzle, but anything harder than that and you might want to evacuate. The walls are soft, so just make sure there’s enough room for your home or it will not pop properly and either warp to fit in the space without causing damage to its surroundings or it won’t pop at all. Pop responsibly!
Price: 5,000 Jewels
Stock: ∞
February Items of The Month
Charm Grenade + Purchase Post + Approval Post + 2020
- Charm Grenade:
Name:
Charm Grenade
Rank:
Weak
Type:
Item
Description:
Innocent enough, this grenade you picked up is heart-shaped and smells like the most decadent chocolate-covered strawberries! Being a grenade, it is made for the pin to be pulled and tossed at people, and once you do so, a lovely red mist will billow out. People who inhale the haze might find themselves inexplicably charmed by you! How handy when things are getting a bit too hostile! Just make sure you keep the pin and retrieve the grenade afterward. It produces its own contents once the pin is reinserted, so in time it can be used again.
Be wary, though! Should you also breathe the harmless fumes, you may find yourself rather charmed as well!
Abilities:
Name: Parfum!
Description: The lovely scented gas that spreads within a 15-meter area will disarm even the most disagreeable of shop owners, making haggling much easier once they actually like you. Of course, this works on more than just greedy businessmen, and the whole point is no matter how brutish or hideous you are, suddenly those affected by the grenade will find you charming and could grow quite affectionate!
Warning: Those affected by this might also become inexplicably charmed by anything around them, from every person in the vicinity to every inanimate object. It can get very weird.
[If the other is a player character, a player-owned NPC or an Event NPC the user must have OOC permission to use this ability.]
Price: 5,000 Jewel
Stock: ∞
Tickle Tease + Purchase Post + Approval Post + 2020
- Tickle Tease:
Name:
Tickle Tease
Rank:
Weak
Type:
Item
Description:
We won’t say what kind of person invented his peculiar item, but the woman who picked it up one day to defend herself against some thugs found it was not a typical weapon. Instead of snapping flesh and choking to inflict pain or even death, it had her enemies giggling and writhing on the floor in bliss! The poor woman was able to escape, but that was decidedly not what she’d had in mind for her attackers. But she was an enterprising woman, so soon she managed to mass-produce the anti-weapon for the public’s general enjoyment and struck it filthy rich!
Abilities:
Name: Excite Me
Description: Whipping people usually hurts, right? Well, if you’re into pain, this whip is not for you! Tickle Tease does the opposite! Depending on the person, this rose-tipped whip can only make people feel good! It can either tickle or inflict pleasure, depending on the person and their feelings toward the user. Not useful in a fight at all, but it can certainly be fun in other scenarios.
Price: 5,000 Jewel
Stock: ∞
Last edited by Prince Chaos on 4th March 2020, 5:15 pm; edited 2 times in total