| According to the maiden, she was not at all lost! So perhaps her little paint can stunt earlier was a pleasant surprise more than an act of desperation and anxiety! Because, well, why would one try to weaponize paint like she did if she wasn't putting on some sort of stunt? It made perfect sense to Fane, at least.
There was a lot of chatter in between the maiden's questions, so most of them didn't get answered at the same time in which she asked them. Instead, a lot of it was filled with a back-and-forth between the crow and the blonde-haired man. It was only after their quiet bickering that both of the characters nodded in some sort of agreement, looking happily over to the maiden with apparent triumph.
"Very well, darling! This is what we both like to hear! There's nothing more pleasant than a beautiful maiden accompanying us during our travels! And rest assured now, there's nothing quite as wonderful as reaching your destination after a journey full of hardships—oh, but, not that our journey will most certainly bring any of that hogwash. We're just walking and prancing and all, after all." Fane chatted again, looking up to his feathered friend and nodding, "You know the Sevenwood, correct. Our journey will not be a difficult or treacherous one, now shall it?"
"No, no, pickle-pee! It will be the most safe! Little danger, indeed, indeed!" the crow reassured them.
Fane grinned and nodded over to the woman. "Did you catch that, milady? There's naught to fear in the Sevenwood. Not even the night. Not with our noble friend guiding us, that is. So why don't we all continue, yes? Come along now! Come on, come on!" the blonde man hurried them, never considering that nightfall was indeed approaching and with it, the realization of all of their weariness. Not even the crow could keep its eyes open for too long before nearly falling off of Fane's shoulder.
On the other hand, there was very little light and the difficulty in traversing the Sevenwood seemed to have increased twelvefold. Fane's feet were already bruised and scratched, but the welts became all the more apparent when stones on the ground would pierce them after blindly stepping on them. He ignored the pain, regardless.
Suddenly, Fane stopped, and not because of his missteps. It just occurred to him that he hardly answered any of her other questions! Dumbfounded, he abruptly twisted around to face the woman and fell to his knees, defeated, anguished.
"How boorish of me! I have not even given my name and here we are, now travel companions until fate tears us apart! How basic the etiquette, and for me to forget it?! How shameful! I shall atone right away!" he whined, standing up only to bow again, "Fane Howler, milady. My deepest apologies for forgetting something so terribly. . . expected of me. And this fellow right here is. . . is. . ." Fane raised himself and looked at his feathered friend, dumbfounded again as he struggled to recall its name. Suddenly, his apologetic, sheepish tones vanished, "—I don't suppose you ever introduced yourself either, my friend. Now have you?"
"No, no!" the nameless crow agreed.
Fane hummed thoughtfully. "Well that simply won't do, will it? What is your name, my friend?"
"I have no name, pickle-pee! No, no! I am but very nameless! Nameless! Nameless!" the nameless crow cooed.
The thinking Fane hummed again. "Well that simply won't do either! One cannot live without a name! It is most basic in our world!" he argued, shocked that such a thing could happen with a creature with such sentience! Even the dumbest of dogs were named.
"Pickle-pee! Pickle-pee! What is to be done, pickle-pee? What? What?" the nameless crow begged inquisitively.
Fane smiled from ear to ear, his hand slamming on his chest with a notable thump! "I will give you a name, of course! It is only the right thing to do! To be without a name as you have. . . it is unthinkable! Isn't that right, milady?—Oh, well, even milady here has a name, you see! She is not just milady! Do you understand? You do, don't you?" he urged the crow, who didn't seem to respond as he had hoped. It still seemed rather clueless about the concept. Regardless, with oozing excitement, Fane knelt down in front of the perchless crow and began speculating names for it.
"Last time I inspected, you were a girl, weren't you? A very pretty maiden, yourself, huh? How about Merla?"
"No! No!"
"Branwen?"
"No! No!"
"Bertram?"
"No, pickle-pee! No!"
"Gaagii?"
"No!! No!!"
"Rok? Rabaan? How about Pene? Pene's kind of cute. We haven't really used the P's, have we—"
"Pickle-pee!!"
It was at this point Fane sighed through his smile, although not visibly flustered about his options running thin, it was clear that his patience was just by his sigh. They continued listing off names, rejecting them, and then listing off more until one name seemed to render the nameless crow silent.
"Then what about Poko?" Fane finally suggested. The nameless crow stuttered nothing and pondered over the name for a moment, until finally, and with a distinctive coo, the nameless crow shouted.
"Pickle-pee, pickle-pee! I am Poko! Poko is I! Yes, yes!" Poko finally agreed to the name, squawking happily. But it seemed that Fane was equally overjoyed as his smile transformed into a grin.
"Ahaha! Well done, Poko! Well done! What a gorgeous name, and how it fits you so supremely as well! I might have outdone myself this time around, too!" Fane laughed. It wasn't until both of them was caught up in their laughter that he suddenly recalled that their introductions never quite finished.
Abruptly, Fane's laughter ceased as he sprung up from the ground and looked back to their travelling companion. "This here, as you might have noticed, is Poko! It's our pleasure to meet you, miss. . . miss. . ." Fane suddenly went quiet, smiling, "What should we call you, milady?" he asked in his usual friendly tones.
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