♖problems are arising from elders, kids, escapees♖

"Oof, under eleven and over eighty are horrible choices for eyes," Iris grimaced, the distaste plain on his pretty features. It was true. Under eleven were pre-pubescent and thus too small for his full-grown eye sockets, plus children were too confusing and moody to embody their personalities for too long. Over eighty and the eyes were all but used up, half blind, damaged from elderly ailments and existing in a bright world for frankly too long. Ew, milky cataract eyes... A physical shiver shook his eloquent body, though it didn't shake his footing on the spire he occupied behind the white haired slaver.

The so-called pollen had yet to take hold of the lavender haired man. If anything it'd been simply a bother. Black dust tried to smear all over his nice clothes and stick in his perfect locks as it floated down like ash. Some had gotten on his porcelain skin earlier and when he'd tried to brush it away, it smudged like charcoal on paper, and the only time he appreciated charcoal smudges on paper was if the image was of someone naked.

"I feel like burning something. Or poisoning the water supply. Do either of you have a spell for sinkholes? We could cause a huge one right in middle of the residential section and really get all the uptight royal family fans up in arms," the man spitballed ideas, catching a little pit of Ambrosia's contagious glee. What else could they do to just take advantage of this. "Maybe start violent protests with the pollenated people who are all crazy and aim them into the royal castle. Riots are fun. As the rune knights come out, we could gut them. Hmm...that'd be fun," grinned the ocular mage. He much enjoyed rune knight eyes. Most of the specimens were physically trained and had potential, even if they wasted it in such a stupid way like being Magical Council hounds. Suddenly he clapped his hands, brows shooting up with excitement at his own imaginings. "Ooo, wait. This dark light moon jazz is supposed to have weird monsters with it, right? Maybe we can find something they like to eat and attract them all into the most densely populated areas?"


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