Assassination Contract: Mr. Laurence Silverspoon

Job Title: Assassination Contract: Mr. Laurence Silverspoon
Rank: D
Player Requirements: 1-2 mages, at least 1,000 words per person
Job Requirements: Kill the man. Bonus jewels if you happen to steal the Silverspoon family heirloom.
Job Location: Capital Crocus
Job Description: A wealthy, prestigious, and horribly stingy man, Laurence Silverspoon is known and hated by all. His pretentious laugh, his disregard for the lives and wellbeing of others, and his disgusting habit for hitting on defenseless women has put the town on edge. A group effort was made to write up a message to all the dark guilds across Fiore in a desperate attempt to get rid of the man. It doesn’t matter how you do it, or why you’ve decided to take the job, all they want is for the man to be dead and gone. Unfortunately, though, since he is so high up in social status, it may be a bit difficult to get to him, and when he is dead, stash his body without it being noticed. In addition, if you manage to steal the Silverspoon family’s heirlooms (a collection of antique spoons) at some point throughout the mission, and bring them back to the townspeople, they will reward you with extra jewel.
Enemies:

Weak: Silly Fan Girls
For some reason, these annoying little rich girls are infatuated with Laurence Silverspoon. Well… They’re probably more infatuated by his money… But that’s beside the point! They’re still annoying and they will get in the way of your mission! Take them out by any means necessary.

Normal: Sleeping Security
These guys are just idiots… All they do is sleep on the job. As long as you don’t wake them up, they shouldn’t be a problem at all. But if you do manage to wake them up, they’ll chase after you and throw you out. You’ll have to start the infiltration all over again!

Strong: Guard Dogs
The house that Mr. Silverspoon lives in is surrounded by guard dogs. Nobody knows why they continue to guard the house, considering that Silverspoon hates animals and treats them like garbage… But they do… If they manage to catch up with you, they can deal 0.5 D rank melee damage with their bites. Though, if you happen to be good with animals, you could always just give them a treat and some pets and they would most likely stop. They are doggos, after all.

Boss: Mr. Laurence Silverspoon
Once you’ve made it into the mansion where he lives, you’ll find none other than the jerk himself! He is pretty useless, to be honest. He knows basic “magician” like magic, which is utterly useless in combat situations, but he’ll probably show it off to you anyways. He does, however know karate, and will use that against you. He’s not very good at it, though, so it will only do D rank melee damage if he hits you.

Reward:
2.5k jewels for killing the man, and an extra 2.5k if you manage to steal the family heirloom.