by Zennoch 23rd March 2013, 3:33 am
Zennoch approached the castle with people's eyes on him as always and looked up in awe as he took a drink of wine. He was on a mission to protect a politician of some sort, but he needed to be descreet. Zennoch approached a guard and showed him the job slip, the guard quickly led him around the back where he would go up a secret enterence. "Wait." Zennoch Claimed, "I need to wait for my partner, you go back to the front and look for her. I will stay here in the back until she gets here." The guard began to speak back, "Sir, the Lord's life is in danger. This is a matter of haste. Please proceed up..." Zennoch cut him off, "Shut up HUMAN!!!" He leaned over the top of the guard, "GO! NOW!" The guard didn't listen to him at first which prompted Zennoch to repeat himself, "GO! NOW! DO NOT MAKE ME TELL YOU AGAIN..."The guard ran off to look for Zennoch's partner.
Zennoch waited patiently with nothing but a large feast and a ton of alcohol. He devoured twelve sandwiches, two apples, five biscuits, one orange, sixteen beef sticks, four cotton candy flavored ice cream bars, and six bottles of wine. He smiled in content as he felt the breeze run through his euphorically tingling body. "Never gets old. Oh the food and the booze never gets old in the slightest. TO FOOD AND BOOZE!!!" He raised his wine bottle in a toast and with a smile began to chug it down. "I cant imagine doing a job sober... That just seems wrong." Zennoch wondered how he got by in his younger years without booze; then he realized he started drinking around the time he learned to read. "Wow, 16 years of drinking... Thats what I call a good life."
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