Welcome to the Chat Box.

Welcome to the chat archive! I've realized things just are getting more crazy up in the chat box everyday, because you all are f###ing insane...but I love you anyway. And with that in mind I made this GLORIOUS thread. The most 'LMFAO' and 'why even...' chat logs end up here

ENJOY

-Rita

[17:51:43] Adele : Artrgh
[17:51:44] Adele : oLate
[17:51:46] Adele : As always
[17:51:56] Adele : Except on my period
[17:51:59] Adele : Which I don't have
[17:52:03] Adele : Because I'm a boy
[17:52:09] Rita : lol Adele
[17:52:18] Chaotic Rumble : I imagine bleeding from your vagina is horrible @_@
[17:52:25] Chaotic Rumble : Like, if men bled from their dicks
[17:52:29] Chaotic Rumble : I'd be terrified of life.
[17:52:33] Rita : .___."
[17:52:35] Lance Knighthunter : AHHH GOD
[17:52:38] Lance Knighthunter : PLZ
[17:52:46] Lance Knighthunter : DONT PUT THAT IMAGE IN MY MIND
[17:52:50] Rita : Oh that's scary XD
[17:52:58] Lance Knighthunter : OH WAIT"
[17:53:04] Lance Knighthunter : YOU ALREADY DID
[17:53:10] Rita : Oh god! XD
[17:53:37] Lance Knighthunter : now I have an image of a bleeding dick in my mind....
[17:53:41] Lance Knighthunter : Thanks Chao
[17:53:41] Rita : Imagine what the mods ill think when they see our conversation
[17:53:49] Rita : ....
[17:53:53] Chaotic Rumble : ^_^ you're welcome Lance!
[17:54:11] Lance Knighthunter : xD
[17:54:24] Rita : I can imagine Zenshin spitting out his coffee right now...
[17:54:30] Lance Knighthunter : I don't think this is remarkable chat moments though.....
[17:54:39] Rita : ....
[17:54:48] Rita :...
[17:54:49] Chaotic Rumble : ...I'd hope not...
[17:54:50] Chaotic Rumble : XD
[17:55:10] Lance Knighthunter : Time to post this in the remarkable chatbox moments
[17:55:19] Chaotic Rumble : shit.
[17:55:19] Chaotic Rumble : XD
[17:55:21] Lance Knighthunter : yes... the chat box has really stooped this low xD
[17:56:40] Daemon Spade joined the chat on Sun 12 Jan - 17:56
[17:56:54] Daemon Spade : MY BLOOD LUST IS SURGING
[17:57:13] Chaotic Rumble : Dear god Daemon
[17:57:15] Chaotic Rumble : you have no idea
[17:57:18] Chaotic Rumble : how disturbing that is.
[17:57:20] Chaotic Rumble : to what we discussed....
[17:57:18] Rita : at least its not coming out of ya dick c:
[17:57:29] Chaotic Rumble : And NOW this deserves to go to the remarkable thing

[20:11:21] Rita : http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maioc7l9nH1rc25i2o1_500.jpg
[20:11:41] Rita : c: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maioc7l9nH1rc25i2o2_500.gif
[20:12:01] Rita : XD dying....
[20:13:11] Sephiria : o-o
[20:13:34] Rita : o-o
[20:13:58] Onoro : Lmao. Dats funny.
[20:14:00] Rita : Where do you think the fridge came from...?
[20:14:01] xLastGoodbye joined the chat on Mon 13 Jan - 20:14
[20:14:10] Rita : Oi newbie
[20:14:21] xLastGoodbye : -pops in-
[20:14:25] Sirenine : Hello.
[20:14:27] Duchess Sunlight : .
[20:14:29] Sephiria : heyo Last
[20:14:33] xLastGoodbye : Hello!
[20:14:50] Onoro :  Siren, can we have sex? Just curious... 
[20:15:05] Rita : .___.
[20:15:16] Duchess Sunlight : ....
[20:15:20] Duchess Sunlight : Onoro... too far
[20:15:38] Sephiria : o-o
[20:15:40] * Duchess Sunlight hits Onoro on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper
[20:15:49] Rita : That- Is going in the note able chat moments- RIGHT NOW! XD

[20:19:19] Sirenine : So in turn I have a much more useful spell XD
[20:19:26] Sirenine : /that can still fry manbits/
[20:19:42] Masaaki71484 : Lmfao sounds serious
[20:19:44] Sephiria : Lol
[20:19:51] * Onoro likes that too
[20:19:59] * Onoro lays on his back
[20:20:08] Onoro :  Fry meh!
[20:20:29] Masaaki71484 : Someone is naughty
[20:20:48] Rita : ...
[20:20:51] xLastGoodbye : Nope you guys defiantly have not just scarred me for life
[20:20:57] Rita : There are no words...
[20:20:58] * Sirenine crawls over Ono, straddling him and leaning in close to whisper in his ear.
[20:21:06] Sirenine : "Too hot for you"...
[20:21:11] Duchess Sunlight : Dear god
[20:21:27] Sephiria : lol
[20:21:34] Masaaki71484 : lmfao Siren is going for the win
[20:21:36] xLastGoodbye : -turns on heels and walks outta this place-
[20:21:44] * Sirenine rips her shirt to reveal hairy man muscles rippling with power in a sleeveless pikachu onsie and a lumberjack beard.
[20:21:51] Sirenine : This is more like it.
[20:21:56] * Onoro bites his lip
[20:21:58] Rita : .___.
[20:22:01] Sephiria : LOL
[20:22:02] Sir Leonard joined the chat on Mon 13 Jan - 20:22
[20:22:02] Onoro : YES! I LOVE IT!
[20:22:08]  Sir Leonard : WTF?!
[20:22:11] Sirenine : Bend over ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็༼ ಠ益ಠ༽ส้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้
[20:22:12] Rita : Oh god!
[20:22:19] Rita : LEO SAVE US!!!
[20:22:19] Sirenine : Oh. Hi Leo o-o
[20:22:31] * Onoro turns around to bend over
[20:22:32] Masaaki71484 : Someone wants the D
[20:22:33]  Sir Leonard : What has become of this place?!
[20:22:38]  Sir Leonard : The hell is going on?!
[20:22:39] Sephiria : Leo
[20:22:41] Sephiria : Thank god
[20:22:41] Onoro :  Oh hey Leo o.o
[20:22:42] xLastGoodbye : Save me from these monstersssss
[20:22:43] Masaaki71484 : Defense!
[20:22:43] Rita:GOD MAKE IT STAPH!!!!!!
[20:22:43] Sephiria : @_@
[20:22:47]  Sir Leonard : O.o Bending over?!?!?!

[21:02:40] Rita : Before Lance kills me! lol
[21:02:44] Hidate Chronos : Hello!
[21:02:46] Lance Knighthunter : You think Sephi and Lance can do a little double teamwork on Rita
[21:02:50] Lance Knighthunter : Try to help her
[21:03:14] Sephiria : oh dear god
[21:03:17] Lance Knighthunter : Well seeing as Lance actually likes Rita he wont do anything bad to her
[21:03:18] Rita : ...
[21:03:23] Sephiria : [22:02:46] Lance Knighthunter : You think Sephi and Lance can do a little double teamwork on Rita
[21:03:28] Sephiria : When I read that
[21:03:30] Sephiria : my mind went into the gutter
[21:03:33] Hidate Chronos : LOL
[21:03:34] Lance Knighthunter : god dammit
[21:03:38] Lance Knighthunter : 'you know what I meant
[21:03:39] Rita : D: SEPHIRIA!!!!
[21:03:46] Rita : WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!
[21:03:52] Lance Knighthunter : but hey.... if you want.....
[21:03:55] Lance Knighthunter : I MEAN!
[21:03:56] Hidate Chronos : o.o
[21:03:56] Lance Knighthunter : NO
[21:03:57] * Sephiria shrugs
[21:03:58] Lance Knighthunter : THAT'S NOT GOOD
[21:04:01] Sephiria : LOL
[21:04:05] Sephiria : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[21:04:07] Rita : XD
[21:04:14] * Lance Knighthunter bangs his head against a wall
[21:04:19] Faust : ...

[14:24:50] * Chancellor Kyll looks to see a picture of her mother was the only thing that didn't burn. "At least I have one good thing that isn't unholy"
[14:25:03]  Chancellor Kyll : ^.^
[14:25:13] Rita : ..oh that's unholy too c:
[14:25:15]  Temptress Midnight : Surprised
[14:25:19]  ღ Alye-chan ღ : If it makes you feel any better...
[14:25:21]  Temptress Midnight : Umm...
[14:25:22]  Temptress Midnight : >_>
[14:25:27] * Temptress Midnight coughs
[14:25:30] * Chancellor Kyll southern accent comes out
[14:25:34] Rita : DX that was mean-sorry!!!
[14:25:38]  Chancellor Kyll : them there's fightin words!!!
[14:25:41]  Chancellor Kyll : ,Rita
[14:25:46] Rita : .___.
[14:25:34] Rita : DX that was mean-sorry!
[14:25:37]  ღ Alye-chan ღ : It was Faust's idea.e
[14:25:50]  Chancellor Kyll : Oh I know
[14:26:01]  Chancellor Kyll : he and I are going to have a long... talk
[14:25:57] * Temptress Midnight slaps the hick out of Kyll
[14:26:06] Rita : ... .___.
[14:26:09]  Chancellor Kyll : thanks Middy

Rita wrote:

If Men Bled...Brought To You By The Chat Box.

[17:51:43] Adele : Artrgh
[17:51:44] Adele : oLate
[17:51:46] Adele : As always
[17:51:56] Adele : Except on my period
[17:51:59] Adele : Which I don't have
[17:52:03] Adele : Because I'm a boy
[17:52:09] Rita : lol Adele
[17:52:18] Chaotic Rumble : I imagine bleeding from your vagina is horrible @_@
[17:52:25] Chaotic Rumble : Like, if men bled from their dicks
[17:52:29] Chaotic Rumble : I'd be terrified of life.
[17:52:33] Rita : .___."
[17:52:35] Lance Knighthunter : AHHH GOD
[17:52:38] Lance Knighthunter : PLZ
[17:52:46] Lance Knighthunter : DONT PUT THAT IMAGE IN MY MIND
[17:52:50] Rita : Oh that's scary XD
[17:52:58] Lance Knighthunter : OH WAIT"
[17:53:04] Lance Knighthunter : YOU ALREADY DID
[17:53:10] Rita : Oh god! XD
[17:53:37] Lance Knighthunter : now I have an image of a bleeding dick in my mind....
[17:53:41] Lance Knighthunter : Thanks Chao
[17:53:41] Rita : Imagine what the mods ill think when they see our conversation
[17:53:49] Rita : ....
[17:53:53] Chaotic Rumble : ^_^ you're welcome Lance!
[17:54:11] Lance Knighthunter : xD
[17:54:24] Rita : I can imagine Zenshin spitting out his coffee right now...
[17:54:30] Lance Knighthunter : I don't think this is remarkable chat moments though.....
[17:54:39] Rita : ....
[17:54:48] Rita :...
[17:54:49] Chaotic Rumble : ...I'd hope not...
[17:54:50] Chaotic Rumble : XD
[17:55:10] Lance Knighthunter : Time to post this in the remarkable chatbox moments
[17:55:19] Chaotic Rumble : shit.
[17:55:19] Chaotic Rumble : XD
[17:55:21] Lance Knighthunter : yes... the chat box has really stooped this low xD
[17:56:40] Daemon Spade joined the chat on Sun 12 Jan - 17:56
[17:56:54] Daemon Spade : MY BLOOD LUST IS SURGING
[17:57:13] Chaotic Rumble : Dear god Daemon
[17:57:15] Chaotic Rumble : you have no idea
[17:57:18] Chaotic Rumble : how disturbing that is.
[17:57:20] Chaotic Rumble : to what we discussed....
[17:57:18] Rita : at least its not coming out of ya dick c:
[17:57:29] Chaotic Rumble : And NOW this deserves to go to the remarkable thing

*Spits out his coffee*

[19:36:47]  Sir Leonard : Thank You.
[19:36:51] Rita : Hey leo , Heero was supposed to unlock my magic so i cold refine it some more...can you unlock it?
[19:35:50] * ღ Alye-chan ღ kills Leo.
[19:36:54] Sephiria : O_O
[19:36:67] * Sephiria is shocked into silence by Alye's actions
[19:37:05] Rita : ALYE!!! HE WAS SUPPOSED TO UNLOCK MY MAGIC!
[19:37:09] Rita : darn it!...
[19:37:14] Rita : WAIT-Who is gonna make the cheese cake now!?

[20:19:40] Messages cleared by Temptress Midnight
[20:19:42] Rita :First!
[20:19:46]  Temptress Midnight : Oh no, my finger slipped...
[20:19:47]  Temptress Midnight : >_>
[20:19:49] Rita : c:
[20:19:54] Hidate Chronos : I don't think I've ever adored the smell of a vagina o.o
[20:19:57] Sukiro : o.o
[20:20:04] Rita : ...
[20:20:11] Hidate Chronos : This is awkard...
[20:20:19] Sephiria : o.o
[20:20:24] Rita : very... o.o

[20:35:04]Lance Knighthunter : I will give whoever can guess my real name a kiss
[20:35:11] Hidate Chronos : Sereck
[20:35:15] Hidate Chronos : Shane
[20:35:21] Hidate Chronos : Derek
[20:35:23] Rita : ...is ittttt Kyle? XD
[20:35:25] Hidate Chronos : Hmm
[20:35:33] Sukiro : Ummm
[20:35:36] Lance Knighthunter : Nope
[20:35:38] Lance Knighthunter : Hint?
[20:35:45Hidate Chronos : Lance?
[20:35:49] Lance Knighthunter : No
[20:35:50]  Lance Knighthunter : starts with an S
[20:35:45] Rita : .3. hmmm...
[20:35:51] Hidate Chronos : Sean?
[20:35:50] Rita : SALMON!
[20:35:51] Lance Knighthunter : and ends with an e
[20:35:55] Rita : UH_ I MEAN!
[20:35:58] Lance Knighthunter : WTF
[20:36:00]  Temptress Midnight : Strife?
[20:36:04] Masaaki71484 : I died lmfao
[20:36:11] Rita : I was thinking about food sorry ;~;

[20:33:33] Sukiro : Events usually don't have anything to do with events

I'm enjoying this. Keep them coming.





...

Don't go overboard though.

[18:49:50] Messages cleared by Adele
[18:49:57] Sukiro : You should be banned.....
[18:49:58]  ~ Lady of Midnight ~ : ...
[18:50:27]  ~ Lady of Midnight ~ : Lighten up Suki
[18:50:30]  ~ Lady of Midnight ~ : Geez
[18:50:37]  ~ Lady of Midnight ~ : Nothing interesting
[18:50:40]  ~ Lady of Midnight ~ : Just some pandas boogying
[18:50:42] Sukiro : If I can't do it, why should you - 3-
[18:50:54]  ~ Lady of Midnight ~ : Cuz I abuse my staff powers... DUHHHHHH
[18:50:58] Rita : ...
[18:51:06]  ~ Lady of Midnight ~ : I mean
[18:51:10]  Adele : My queen just made dancing pandas move across the screen
[18:51:10]  ~ Lady of Midnight ~ : What?
[18:51:12] * Rita copies conversation and goes to send it to senjin
[18:51:21]  ~ Lady of Midnight ~ : they were line dancing :3
[18:51:25] *Rita Slowly reaches to hit the send button =w=
[18:51:32] * ~ Lady of Midnight ~ kills Rita by ripping out her vocal chords
[18:51:36] * Rita sends msg to Senjin before she is de-vocalized
[18:51:38] * ~ Lady of Midnight ~ destroys her computer
[18:51:38]  Blanc-pyon : I didn't see the pandas boogieing D:
[18:51:40] * ~ Lady of Midnight ~ the message doesn't get sent
[18:51:42] * ~ Lady of Midnight ~ wins
[18:51:45] * Rita -Computer: Message Sent!
[18:52:47] * Rita dies from lack of vocal chords
[18:52:47] * ~ Lady of Midnight ~ noms on Rita's corpse
[18:52:49]  ~ Lady of Midnight ~ : OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
[18:52:52] Rita : X-x
[18:52:55]  Blanc-pyon : :O

Other people need to start posting here. Why does rita need to do all of this?

[10:26:00] * Matabei shoves a kitten down Hidate's throat

[10:26:05] Matabei : Take the kitty. LOVE THE KITTY

[10:26:10] Warden : Like... at 40% MP

[10:26:25] * Hidate Chronos chokes on the kitty and spits it back up.

[10:26:26] * Matabei chuckles demonically

[10:26:48] * Legacy takes the kitty and flings it across the room.

[10:26:57] Legacy : Mata, stop bullying Hidate.

[10:27:02] Hidate Chronos : Lol i really thought about using a different term for "kitty" when I wrote "he chokes on it."

[10:27:04] * Matabei starts to cry as her poor Kitten is abused

[10:27:07] Warden : So now I've gotta plan out my moves more efficiently.

[10:27:12] Hidate Chronos : wait.. that sounded gay.

[10:27:14] Matabei : pfft hahah

[10:27:28] * Ahira Navarre dives into the cb pool

[10:27:41] * Matabei contniues to cry as her kitten is now dead

[10:27:42] * Warden pulls the drain plug

[10:27:42] * Chaotic Rumble tacklehugs Mata, gives her a dull stare and forcefeeds her a chicken leg before running off

[10:27:44] Legacy : See, you don't need to bully him. He always slips up somewhere Razz

[10:28:06] * Matabei chokes on the chicken leg and dies while holding a hand out towards her kitty

[10:28:11] Matabei has logged off the chat on Sun Jan 26, 2014 10:28 am

[10:28:16] Hidate Chronos : >.<

[10:28:34] * Legacy picks the kitty up and puts it on Matabei's body

[10:28:37]  Sir Leonard : WTF?!

[10:28:37] Hidate Chronos : I do always somehow end up with my foot in my mouth.. Figuratively speaking of course.

[10:28:39]  Speed Demon Zack : heh

[10:28:43] Matabei joined the chat on Sun Jan 26, 2014 10:28 am

[10:28:44]  Speed Demon Zack : So Warden how you doing

[10:28:58]  Sir Leonard : I took my eyes off this place for a second and this already happened?

[10:29:00] * Matabei gets revived by the kitty

[10:29:12] * Chaotic Rumble takes away the kitty and flies off

[10:29:16] Legacy : Ahh Mata, where would you be without me?

[10:29:23] Zenshin joined the chat on Sun Jan 26, 2014 10:29 am

[10:29:23] Matabei : Legs, if i didnt mention it before i will now, i finished the job

[10:29:27] Zenshin : I posted

[10:29:33] Legacy : Oh sweet

[10:29:34] Matabei : Probably dead. Or in Cabo

------------------------
@Hiro She started this and wanted to continue posting moments so she did it on her own for as long as she wanted o-o

[19:57:07] * Kyll grabs Alye by the waist
[19:57:11] Kyll : She's miiiiine
[19:57:21] Kyll : She's just too much of a lightning nimrod to notice it =P
[19:57:22] * Crocodile shrugs. "Okay then, Sephiria."
[19:57:24] Heero-sama : try me
[19:57:29] ღ Alye-chan ღ : Calm down, Heero...
[19:57:33] Duchess Sunlight : I wish I had a man who was jealous of people online wo said my name ._.
[19:57:37] Zenshin : Down heero
[19:57:37] Heero-sama : if I even hear you talked about her when I wasn't here, I'm still going to ban you
[19:57:37] Duchess Sunlight : who*
[19:57:39] Zenshin : Doooowwwnwnn
[19:57:43] Kyll : lmao
[19:57:45] Heero-sama : this fucking guy
[19:57:49] Heero-sama : nigga do you know who I am?
[19:57:50] Duchess Sunlight : HEERO!
[19:57:50] Kyll : XD
[19:57:53] Duchess Sunlight : MY BODY IS READY!
[19:57:59] Kyll : I will kick you heero
[19:58:00] Heero-sama : I'll slap the dog shit outta you partner
[19:58:01] Crocodile : Heero..
[19:58:01] Zenshin : Heero is the motherfuckin' mail man
[19:58:03] * Faust tackles kyll
[19:58:05] Heero-sama : do it Kyll
[19:58:10] Kyll : LMAO
[19:58:11] Zenshin : He's going to deliver a can of whoop ass to your front doorstep
[19:58:12] Kyll : XD
[19:58:17] * Crocodile wants to say calm down, but decides to back away instead
[19:58:20] Kyll : I leave to go to the park
[19:58:21] * Akryn looks at Heero
[19:58:22] ღ Alye-chan ღ : Heero, stop...
[19:58:23] Kyll : and this is what I come to
[19:58:25] * Daemon Spade takes out a dagge from his traeling bag and throws it at duchess missing her head by a few inches - cool it
[19:58:29] Ahira Navarre : Hey Middy
[19:58:31] Akryn : Well Alye I shall see you in the forums
[19:58:32] Akryn : See ya
[19:58:34] Duchess Sunlight : Yees Ahi?
[19:58:37] Daemon Spade : dagger
[19:58:38] Ahira Navarre : I have a funny one for the littl one
[19:58:42] * Heero-sama shrugs 'pffffft'
[19:58:43] Ahira Navarre : http://25.media.tumblr.com/473d6092e5932fd7b99d3468a8c85e36/tumblr_mzvayl663z1rfqtsro1_500.gif
[19:58:45] Heero-sama : sorry Kyll
[19:58:46] Duchess Sunlight : Surprised
[19:58:48] Heero-sama : sorry Alye

Heero is truly, truly, truly, the greatest mail man ever.

[22:00:52] Messages cleared by Mishi Gonyma
[22:00:54] Mishi Gonyma : FIRST
[22:00:56] Mishi Gonyma : there
[22:01:00] Crocodile : [10:57:29] * Machi Orgullo kissed Mishi
[22:01:01] Crocodile : ^
[22:01:02] Crocodile : damn.
[22:01:09] Duchess Sunlight : MIshi is pathetic...
[22:01:13] Sephiria : o-o
[22:01:14] Mishi Gonyma :
[22:01:21] Ahira Navarre : ya don't say Duchess
[22:01:26] Zenshin : Mishi *is* pathetic

[11:54:02] Rita joined the chat on Wed 29 Jan - 11:54
[11:54:13] Ahira Navarre : Hey Rita
[11:54:22] * Chaotic Rumble double forehead flicks Suki
[11:54:40] Sukiro : Oww
[11:54:47] * Chaotic Rumble eats all of Rita's magic
[11:54:51] Chaotic Rumble : Okay, anyways...
[11:54:55] Rita : Wahhh!?!?!?!?!?!
[11:55:13] * Rita strangles Chao
[11:55:57] * Chaotic Rumble refuses being strangled and ruffles up Rita's hair before running off
[11:56:00] * Ahira Navarre lays on his hammock, putting sunglasses on
[11:56:08] Rita : ...
[11:56:47] Rita : I got out of school cause i messed up my arm~.... ^-^
[11:57:00] Chaotic Rumble : Whoa, what happened to ya Rita?
[11:57:07] Rita : ....
[11:57:22] Sukiro : Hrm
[11:57:26] Rita : I sorta erm... Fell down a flight of stairs >_>
[11:57:54] Rita : *cough* a long flight of stairs.....
[11:57:58] Rita : ...
[11:58:33] * Chaotic Rumble shakes his head. "Tsk tsk Rita, be more careful ye idiot..." Also takes the time to wrap bandages over her arm
[11:59:22] Chaotic Rumble : If you disappear, so do my meals...
[11:59:29] Rita : .....
[11:59:31] * Chaotic Rumble coughs and sits down Rita
[11:59:38] Rita : Thanks for the concern >_>
[11:59:45] Chaotic Rumble : I kid, I kid.
[11:59:56] Rita : ^-^'
[11:59:59] * Chaotic Rumble flips on the TV, hands Rita some tea and leaves her be.
[12:00:14] Rita : =w=
[12:00:34] Rita : That rhymes~
[12:00:51] Chaotic Rumble : I should be a rapper.
[12:01:16] Rita : Id like to see how that ends
[12:01:44] Chaotic Rumble : Oh no, you wouldn't XD it'd just be like "dfsfggdfsdfsas sdfgdfsfff. sdgdsdfsd dsfgdfsfsd!!!"

19:29:07] * Rita tackel hugs lance
[19:29:13] Rita : Lanceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[19:30:11] * Rita 's eyes flare red. "Post before I cut out your eyes and feed them to the demon children!"
[19:30:24] Lance Knighthunter : I CANT
[19:30:31] Rita : I SAID POST
[19:30:45] Lance Knighthunter : I CANT FUCKING [OST!
[19] Rita : NOW BEFORE I RIP OUT YOUR EYES RIGHT HERE
[19:31:05] * Lance Knighthunter stabs Rita in the eye with a fork
[19:31:12] Rita : dont need an [ost... just a post thank you very much.
[19] * Rita is stabbed in the eye
[19:31:32] Rita : -_* this happens every damn week
[19:31:52] * Rita rips out fork with eye stuck to it.
[19:32:28] * Rita pulls her eye off jamming it back in and proceeds to jab Lances eye out.
[19:32:47] * Lance Knighthunter poisons the another fork and stabs Rita's other eye
[19:32:47] Rita : ...
[19:32:56] * Lance Knighthunter is stabbed
[19:33:00] Lance Knighthunter : God dang-it
[19:33:03] Lance Knighthunter : not again
[19:33:08]  ~ Lady of Midnight ~ : ...
[19:33:10] * Rita is stabbed again
[19:33:25] * Rita stabs Lances other eye
[19:33:51] Lance Knighthunter : You want me to post that badly?
[19:33:55] * Rita feeds his eye to the demon children.
[19:34:01] Rita : Yes.
[19:34:22] Rita : And if it is like that other post...
[19:34:28] Rita : ...
[19:34:42] Rita : ...
[19:35:07] Lance Knighthunter : It wont be
[19:35:17] Lance Knighthunter : It will at least be 70 wrds XD

[15:23:37] Chaotic Rumble : Well everything became quiet
[15:23:42] Matabei : nyah~
[15:23:47] Chaotic Rumble : >_>
[15:23:52] * Chaotic Rumble runs away from Mata
[15:24:20] * Matabei turns into a neko and pounces onto Chao
[15:25:03] * Chaotic Rumble is pounced on and falls on the floor, belly first, trying to crawl away
[15:25:59] * Chaotic Rumble slowly crawls away. "The cute horror..."
[15:26:01] * Matabei starts to rub her cheek against Chao's cheek
[15:26:21] * Rita watches Chao suffer.
[15:26:41] * Chaotic Rumble 's arms weaken as he attempts to crawl away
[15:26:46] * Legacy picks Mata-neko up and puts her on his head.
[15:26:54] * Matabei rawrs
[15:27:08] * Chaotic Rumble begins breathing harshly as he now has a break from his ultimate weakness
[15:27:12] Rita : ...
[15:27:21] Sukiro : ...
[15:27:49] * Rita takes note of the Shadow dragon slayers weakness
[15:27:56] * Matabei pounces on Chao again, and starts clawing his face
[15:28:17] Rita : ...
[15:28:23] Rita : Uhhh
[15:28:31] * Chaotic Rumble wonders why his face is being clawed as he attempts to escape

[15:41:08] * Lance Knighthunter turns into a cat and jumps on Rita's head
[15:41:25] Rita : So.. cute... .___.
[15:41:30] Dragofox : guha!
[15:41:39] Dragofox : I see.
[15:41:43] Dragofox : Lance and Rita..
[15:41:47] Rita : ...
[15:41:58] * Dragofox pats Lance on the back "Congratz bro.."
[15:42:00] Dragofox : you made it.
[15:42:03] * Rita throws brick at Drago but misses
[15:42:04] * Lance Knighthunter stares at Drago and hissing
[15:42:29] Dragofox : Hiss?
[15:42:31] Rita : did drago NOT witness that fork fight we had the other day lance?....
[15:42:45] Dragofox : Hiss? You hiss at me, Lance
[15:42:46] Dragofox : ?
[15:42:55] Lance Knighthunter : yup I am in cat form
[15:43:05] Dragofox : I see.
[15:43:12] * Dragofox throws cat-lance to Rita
[15:43:14] Dragofox : catch!
[15:43:18] Rita : ...
[15:43:38] * Rita 's face is kitty hugged by lance
[15:43:42] * Lance Knighthunter transforms into a clone of drago
[15:43:46] Lance Knighthunter : hehehehe
[15:43:50] Chikane : lawl
[15:43:56] * Rita picks up drago-lance and throws him at drago
[15:43:58] Dragofox : Lance, that is so messed up.
[15:44:03] * Dragofox swats Lance away
[15:44:16] Dragofox : i mean, you aren't even... nvm.
[15:44:26] * Rita swats lance back at drago with tennis racket
[15:44:40] Lance Knighthunter : ow
[15:44:47] * Dragofox swats Lance back to Rita
[15:44:57] Dragofox : the game is on, Rita!
[15:45:15] * Dragofox swats the hell out of Lance
[15:45:01] * Lance Knighthunter transforms into a dragon
[15:45:00] Lance Knighthunter : one of you hit me one more time
[15:45:06] * Dragofox becomes Ryouma Echizen
[15:45:10] * Legacy swings his guitar and smacks Lance into the ground.
[15:45:17] Rita : .___.'
[15:45:23] Rita : ...
[15:45:30] Dragofox : Legacy, damn, that coordination.
[15:45:33] Chikane : lawl
15:45:36] * Legacy then goes back to playing guitar again
[15:45:56] * Dragofox offers the brofist to Legacy
[15:45:59] Legacy : I have incredible hand-eye co-ordination
[15:46:01] Dragofox : hm hm?
[15:46:10] Legacy : Dude, I'm playing guitar
[15:46:14] Legacy : I don't have a free hand
[15:46:37] Dragofox : hm fine then..
[15:46:08] * Lance Knighthunter transforms back into lance and crashes into Rita
[15:46:26] Rita : ._.'
[15:46:45] * Rita is crashed into
[15:46:52] Chikane : LanceXRita *coughs*
[15:47:08] * Rita glares at chikane
[15:47:19] Legacy : LanceXRita
[15:47:20] Lance Knighthunter :.
[15:47:36] Chaotic Rumble : LancexRita
[15:47:37] Rita : oh god...
[15:47:55] Chikane : Everyone
[15:48:02] Rita : What has this world come to?!?!
[15:48:13] Chikane : ship LanceXRita
[15:48:23] Dragofox : LanceXRita
[15:48:33] Rita :Chikane look what you've done!!!
[15:48:33] Dragofox : LanceXRita=Lea
[15:48:34] Mishi Gonyma : are we shipping mages now?
[15:48:37] Rita : WTF
[15:48:51] Mishi Gonyma : lol
[15:48:52] Rita : Thats Lances neko kids name!!!
[15:49:08] Dragofox : Rita, which actually will be your kid too.
[15:49:11] Dragofox : gehehehe
[15:51:00] * Chaotic Rumble agrees further with that ship
[15:52:01] Chikane : ...RitaXLance

[16:35:43] KaraMath : RitaXLance
[16:35:47] KaraMath : Razz
[16:35:53] Dragofox : RitaXLanceeeee
[16:35:54] Rita : Make it staph
[16:36:02]  ~ Lady of Midnight ~ : Stop shipping me
[16:36:02] Dragofox : ship! ship! ship!
[16:36:04]  ~ Lady of Midnight ~ : please*
[16:36:05]  ~ Lady of Midnight ~ : lol not me
[16:36:18]  ~ Lady of Midnight ~ : My fingers have a mind of their own
[16:36:18] Ahira Navarre : AhiraXMidnight
[16:36:23]  ~ Lady of Midnight ~ : No
[16:36:25] Ahira Navarre : The wimp and the wimpiest.
[16:36:38] Rita : [16:36:18] ~ Lady of Midnight ~ : My fingers have a mind of their own
[16:36:43] Rita : ^ Mind in the gutter...
[16:36:41] Dragofox : middy's hawt
[16:36:45]  ~ Lady of Midnight ~ : ^ dear god
[16:36:54]  ~ Lady of Midnight ~ : You better put that in your CB thread Rita

[15:52:59] Duchess Sunlight : An S-Rank and H-Rank fire spell
[15:53:11] Hiro Villenn : DEATH FART SPELL!
[15:53:18] Hiro Villenn : YOU SPEW FIRE OUT OF YOUR REAR END!
[15:53:24] Hiro Villenn : AND DESTROY A CITY
[15:53:27] Chaotic Rumble : "Fart of the Fire God"

[22:00:36] * Sirenine steps into FTRP and kicks Heero in the sparkly manorbs for lols.
[22:01:04] * Heero-sama sparkles on his way down. 'Shit......MEN.'
~ Lady of Midnight ~ : XD
[22:01:31] * Sirenine shrugs.
[22:01:41] * ~ Lady of Midnight ~ slaps Siren
[22:01:49] * ~ Lady of Midnight ~ jumps off a clif
[22:01:51]  Faust : o.o
[22:01:57] * Heero-sama watches her go down.
[22:02:37] * Sirenine lays on her tummeh on the edge of the cliff looking at the rocky waters below.
[22:03:21] * Heero-sama thinks it's a nice view as Siren lays there
[22:03:45] * Rita spartan kicks siren off the cliff
[22:03:57] Sephiria : o.o
[22:04:02] Heero-sama : o.o
[22:04:11]  Faust : .

[21:50:12] * Rita sparkels and hands heero a cake ~"Made this for you -*MEN*"~ :ego1:
[21:50:45]  Heero-sama : ooooooooooooooooo
[21:50:53] * Heero-sama sparkles and steps on Faust's head.
[21:50:59] * Heero-sama grabs the cake.
[21:51:09]  Faust : ...
[21:51:15]  Heero-sama : ~*This cake is everything wonderful about existence!*~
[21:51:28] Rita : ~* It's parfume flavor! *~
[21:51:29]  Kyll : XD
[21:51:42]  Heero-sama : ~*MEN*~
[21:51:53] Rita : ~*MEN*~