Hey guys um..... things happened

Hey guys I've been gone for a bit and as the title suggests things happened which I will get to. Essentially I've been in the hospital for the last couple of weeks and only recently got out, still hurts to type so my brother is helping me type this.

What happened was that my brother and I were getting groceries for home ya know the usual stuff but when we were crossing the intersection of the road down the way some speeding car came down and veered off the corner. I saw it first and pulled an anime by shoving my brother out of the way and then attempted to move out of the way myself but I didn't do it fast enough and while my brother was fine I was hit dead on my right side and flew over the hood of the car next and then a lot of crashing happened  I'm not rly sure on the details after that cause I was disoriented and all I could hear were loud noises. I was "ok" (alive) but my arms and pretty much my entire right side were pretty messed up and I've been in the hospital since.

I was admitted out of the hospital a few days ago, with a few castses, and obv my medical expenses were paid for by speedy Mcgee so there isn't an issue there. I also didn't get paralyzed anywhere so I consider that a bit of luck in that overall unlucky turn of events. As of right now I am fine and I should be able to take off my castes in due time. So that's the sum of it if anyone was wondering why I kind of vanished. I don't want anyone worrying about me in fact I've been joking about this  since I woke up in the hospital so I want the same here BRING ON THE MEMES AND JOKES that would make me feel much better than dropping a bad mood.

As far as posting goes I still won't be able to for a while; though I will still try my posting will be pretty minimum and probably short for a while as I'm still recovering. As things improve I will slowly start posting regularly again thank you all for understanding and I'm sry if I've left anyone in the dark during the time of this.

As I mention before I'll start with the jokes to lighten the mood: "Freakin saved someone from a car crash and still no Spirit Gun salty af!"

Get better man! I pulled an anime once for my brother so I feel you. It was great what you did!

Sorry I have no jokes, I search them on google.

I was wondering where you went off to since you were a pretty active member at the time I joined. Glad to hear you're doing okay! Also, was that a Yu Yu Hakusho reference at the end? I find that to be an interesting line to see since I just started watching that series again xD

I have no jokes because I am a boring person. Sorry!

Was it a dodge? Because if so, I guess you now know what happens to those who can't read.

If not then that joke falls flat. Of course, it probably still falls flat cuz I'm a shitty comedian.

Still, get better my friend, and good on you to save your family first. You have as much respect as I can give another person. So, make sure you are like a Michael bay hero and come back in a badass style. Like blowing up Speedy's car.