Rhyme Club

Yo - Yo! I am the Angel Of Death! Fight you until the last breath. I'll kill you like a hundred times. I don't mind if I get charged for a hundred crimes. Kill your dog named Daisy - don't think I'm crazy. Your mind might just be a little hazy, or you're just too lazy to realize that Daisy is still alive, - it's cool so give me a high-five. I thrive in your strive to survive when I arrive. Don't hate me, just cause you want to be the better MC. Cause to me, you're just a little flea, I'll throw you into the sea, and leave you there crying with your plea. I'm on a killing spree, so you better agree, or I'll turn the room up a hundred degrees. Chop you down like a peach tree, turn you into tea. Play with you like my sister's barbie. I take all my Vitamins from V to C to D to E to the G. So screw with me, you'll screw with my army. They'll make you pay a late night fee, keep you trapped and being free. So don't mess with me!

You think you're cool, you think you rap best. I think that you're nothing more than a pest. I see you and you're mushroom, flying around. Then I kick it, all the way down town. You got nothing, not one thing. Every time an angel dies, a huge 'ol bell I'll ring. You don't have any class to match the raps I am throwing around like snap, rap, tap, clap! You think your great at the mic? Why, all you wear when your on the mic is white. You think your army could beat me? I'd be surprised if they could at least beat a tree. Even with all those vitamins and you still have raps like these? Wow, I guess you took p-u-n and e. I'm glad you kept my dog alive, now it's two verses to one, now is when where going to have fun. Ten posts later and I'm still owning, while you're sitting their, moaning and groaning. You think I'm all embarrassed and red, think again as my raps put you to bed.

I thought we were friends, but now I have to put you to an end. You have too much hate, too much to discriminate. But your words fail you when you try to communicate. Too little too accumulate, so I guess I'd just have to eliminate all your hate. You're just so lonely cause you have nobody to affiliate. You aggravate cause you agitate, and all you do is alienate. You're right, I'm white like a rabbit - cause it's a habit. But this is a turtle race, so you gotta brace yourself for this speed chase. Cause unlike me, you'll fall to grace. Too slow to catch up with my pace, so fast you can't see my face. So just embrace your disgrace from this holy place. When I win this race, nobody would miss someone so full of disgrace - cause you'd be gone without a trace. And that's just the end of the case.

How could you think we were friends, were not even allies. I'll make you cry tears lighter than the light blue sky. You think you're so loud, I'm louder, loud enough to make you shy away, 'cause I'll make you pay. 'Fo all the bad rhymes you keep spewing out the whole time. You got nada, zilch, zip, zero. By the end of this, you'll be just like anhero. If that's the end of the case then I'll bust right back open, just so you know, there ain't no disagreeing with this notion. You're emotion can't comprehend my devotion to my notion, that there ain't any rap that I can't match with a zap. You think that I don't understand how you try to agitate, while you try to eliminate my hate? Well you're wrong, I understand full well that you don't accel at being swell when it comes down to it. What, you live in Goshen, you Laotion, and when you get me going their ain't no stopping this locomotion.

You're just a sad sad hag, who's got nothing... not even a bag. You got nothing to brag, while you're only wearing a rag. You're so disastrous, so ugly and monstrous.

You two make so much noise, throwing your words out like they were toys. You got no respect, better defect, before I infect, you with this contagion. Do not try and stop me; I am immune to your anti-bodies. My voice collects all the hotties, leaving ya in the dust of my killing spree with this loose sword. Better than strumming a random chord. I am the master of the nauctiouse horde that will rebuild this place from your disgrace, we'll leave no trace in this place of your ashes from the cleansing fires of our fury. Sit back and get on the rack, you worthless pack of rats. Insane in the brain, I am the ruler of pain, to much strain to comprehend my reign for this gang, I have left the order to gain the peace of the leaving train, my hatred makes the sky rain tears of fire and brimstone. Now shut up and take your sit with the cone of shame, for the teacher has just begun to explain the rules of this game.

Tire marks, tire marks, finish line with the fire marks When it really starts I’m a runaway slave-master
on the past gotta spit it like a pastor After, basher, did like doe like dasher, faster-motorbike faster gotta get a watch for my rapture Zendya, ’bout to blow like the wind Penthouse too roof top at the wind When I win, when I win I win, no when I wid ’em they good like shin Got boys on call, got Men on call to come through take a pro-to-call Just damagin’ that’s my protocol Dismantle ya, , no camera, I don’t care who you are No coming back gotta give it to you raw, Pitchfork point better pass me the joint
Gotta twist this beat I’ma sprang my joint Straight crack rock, go to the pop-pop
Fairy tail Rpg rap city, I’m raw no what’s my name it’s Zendya not Ziggy Don’t compare me to her, throw her or in the ditch. If I am to have any wish .i would leave you in a ditch with your rhymes so weak I guess it seems scary to me I mean its what I think I think you may think your rhymes are better than me but that’s a lie its only in your mind and Zendya is done with her rhyme.
(I suck at rhymeing i think i could have done better being the girl ont he site that can bust a rhyme)

You're nothing but a piece of crap. You piece of scrap, more boring than popped bubble wrap. Don't make me activate another trap. Cause you know you can't duel. Rap is my fuel, and I'm very cruel. I'm the king of dueling. You don't even know the correct ruling. Guess you need some schooling, cause you're the king of drooling. Now - I activate my spell. Creates some f'ing hell. Summon a malefic so horrific. Kill you in one turn, you really need to learn, that when you see the world "malefic" it's time to yearn. It's too late to return, this epic BURN.

Kinda suggestive and has censored bad words and a bad word. Its my first time =.=

My name is SEIJIN I be RAGIN'

When I strike I don't make a sound, Comin to yo town I don't clown around. Leave ya streets red while ya sky turns black and when I'm done you won't be able to fight back.
Too sweet like honey but I'm always beasting, Messing with me you gone wish I was just a bee sting. I'll shake your hand with a smile on my face ten seconds later I got ya blood on my face. Don't underestimate this ladies charm, cause i'll bake you a cake with your own damn arms.
( I know I suck...It's just for shits and giggles though right LOL (Lame Octopus Laughing))

lol this is funny

Guess what? I'm back from the past! Don't worry yall I'll be sure to make this last. What's that? I wasn't here before? Aw don't worry I'll rap to the core. Let me start off by sayin, yo raps are sore they made me bore, maybe I could find the hidden lore. Okay okay, sorry for the delay, there's not much to say except yo raps aint bae, I'll end this off, sendin yall to the future, my raps be dat great, so there's no debate, I'll seal your fate you'll go into July, all I'll say is goodbye.

Wow, y'all dudes rude, and that is saying something, cause Black Rose strikes the same mood. I'll catch up with ya quick, like the wings of a crow. Leave you hanging from a tree while the wind blow. And don't think that's your only punishment, I'm here as a teacher, so listen and don't lament. When you're fly like me, you don't need a second account, no sequel. I'll leave you in my dust, sitting like a Jeep Regal. Listen to my flow, hot like Tabasco, leave you in a ditch just like my last foe. Don't even step to me, I know that rank say D but I'm a shining little star, too bright for you to see. Please plead. Beg for your life because right now you're in need. Of a bit of saving. Such little boys your daddies wouldn't even teach you shaving. That's fine and all, but I won't stop. I'll do his job for him, take a little of the top. After that, so much blood Imma need a mop. Throw the torso in the slop. So, off with ya dome, put it in a bag and go home. Dunk it in some melted chrome. Get all shiny and sparkling then put it in spot to denote MY parkin. My domain, I am not tame. I'm a wolf and I can't stop, not until I'm slain. But I'll give you a chance, your turn, rap against some one truly insane.

Guess who's back, back again,
better go warn your friends.

Wimpy little legals thought they could stick me in prison.
Bad decision.
Don’t tell,
but that cell
wasn’t exactly secure.
Better check the locks in your guild to night just to be sure. *....chuckling*

Fairy Tail, you say I stole your child
but don’t you know the poor little boy felt exiled.
Found em in the woods oh that poor face of his.
i’d show you it if I could.
Kiddo looked abused, bruised, falling apart at his mental screws.

Where was his family when I nursed him back to health?
Probably busy on a job, helping someone else!

You sad sad parents go away, I’m tired of having every nice thing taken away from me, okay.
Ahote belongs here. Now get lost before Famine reduces you to decay.

Two years in the past, getting lost in one path
Do the math, I had two laughs, a voice crack and a damaged back
Damn was I mad... I was Elyx the kid
Doing the shit that you wish you did
Leaving you broken and dead in a pit
"I'm sorry for this!"

And now this is where it all begins, one Lerale kid
People looking for a hero, I'm sure the shoe will fit
I taught myself to take a hit
I'm down for the challenge and like hell will I quit
I taught myself to get back up
With honor and love, I aim for above
You are done, I'm here to call your bluff...

Get some, when I jump onto the scene
Iza and Elyx be the fiercest fighters up on the screen
Remember that as you take a shot at our team
Even Kirby couldn't find fiercer fighters in the land of dreams

Survival of the quickest, I'm sickest
Carried guilds up on my back and still get lifted
You'll show damage, always have the advantage,
knocking you off the planet, and that's just how I manage.

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Eh, nothing inspirational or anything, but it's something. Hot wheels, Beat that!

Honestly, rhyming is not my thing
Imma be treating this like a fling
Yea, I'm definitely not a rapper
I should take some lessons from Napper

She was on Unpretty Rapstar
She didn't go very far
But better than me, who's not a star

Got the title "Korea's fastest female rapper"
So no, not all of her beats is a slapper
She's rapped under a lot of names
The amount is definitely insane
People go who?
I go Lee Ok-Joo
It's her birth name
And it stays the same

In this game she's been Napper
As an underground Rapper
E.Via the cutie
Who did her duty
But got no booty (MONEY!)
Now she's Tymee
And she is free
To be the person she wanna be
Now you see?

I told you I can't rap
It wasn't a trap
This is a piece of a crap
Aye, no one clap.
Imma go take a nap.