What are frogs?

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Er, just some of them. Saved the best few for last. ^


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What are frogs?

Very skilled banjo players who question the existence of songs about rainbows.

Also according to Angel the Herbalist: All toads are frogs, but now all frogs are toads.

Oh yeah, and if anyone looks at the screenshot I had and wonders, "Who the hell is sexy.cutieepglet" or "Sru chan", the answer is I have no idea. I just find my responses to their contact requests too funny to hide.

My response:

What are frogs?

You mean those little green slimy things that you used to collect into a bucket as a kid and made nests out of large puddles in your back yard only for you to slip on them? Is this a serious question? What was that David this is an actual serious bloody question? Well I suppose I got to answer it properly then.

Frogs are to put in better words croaking annoyances that do your dirty work and clear out your back yard of all those tiny flying insects called mosquitoes, and yet they find all the time in the world to get caught in your lawn mower and spew little goo guts all over your freshly cut grass. Yes frogs are for better words adorable yet undeniably stupid when it comes to avoiding giant sharp metal things, though you can appreciate them when you don't get sucked dry while you read a book outdoors.

Frogs are very mystical objects indeed. You may be wondering, "Why did he call them objects? They are clearly living life forms."

Wrong! F.R.O.G.S. are Freakin' Radical Objects of General Surveillance. These incredible inventions were specially manufactured and distributed by the members of the 'MURICAN MACHINES ASSOCIATION, or MMA for short, to complete observational tasks and miscellaneous insect sample gathering. They were first put into service back in 1960, during the Vietnam War, to observe and map out the jungles around the deployment areas of U.S. forces. By using frogs, they were able to map out every tropical area in Vietnam, as well as list the multiple bug and animal specimens living within those areas.

However useful these F.R.O.G.S. were, they did not supply the U.S. forces with the information they needed to win the Vietnam War. This led to the ultimate downfall of the M.M.A, and their F.R.O.G.S program. All deployed F.R.O.G.S squads were pulled back and disassembled. However, their parts were not thrown away. Instead, their technology and advancements in development have created a gateway for the next program, program Tactical Assault N'droids Under Kommand of Incubus, otherwise known as Project T.A.N.U.K.I! The advancements of previous projects have led to the ultimate upbringing in the M.M.A's biggest success. The T.A.N.U.K.I project will pave the road for the next century of warfare. How it will do this is still unknown, but there are rumors as to what the project will be focusing on. Many believe the T.A.N.U.K.I project to carry the motto, "Make love, not war!" Whether this is true or not is still unknown.

Aww she didn't put my answer, I put rainbows and sunshine!

Frogs are nothing more then false hope and broken dreams! They do not turn into gorgeous princesses or your bride to be! No instead they renain what they are after you kiss one at the stroke of midnight. They are not magical! And do nothing more then silently judge you!

Hellspawn, nothing more(god no) and nothing less. Purge them like the heretics they are. Bring the Flamers, mobilize the Predators, summon the Dreadnoughts for today brothers we BURN THE FROGS!!!!

The future.

Fucking assholes. That is all.

Just gonna leave this link here, I think that's a pretty good answer.

Majestic creatures that frolic through the pond, stepping on small pads that contain flowers. They are beautiful creatures that are the epitome of happiness, why with their banjo playing, ground hopping, grandma scaring perks, frogs are truly the definition of beautiful.

A promiscuous girl who "jumps" from bed to bed.

Frogs are the best friends of Mudkipz.

I dunno. What are frogs? :trollface:

Frogs = Zork

Zork wrote:Frogs = Zork

Isn't your pet the frog though? YOU'RE TEARING ME APART ZORK!

Oh, right.
Yes.. My pet is the frog
And I'm the human...

but how does that logic work then?! Are we all frogs to you?! Is that a human on a unicycle?! I AM HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS NOW!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!

Yes, you are all frogs.
No, that's a frog on the unicycle.
It's Dat Boi!

BUT IF THAT IS A FROG YOU ARE A FROG! CAN'T YOU TELL?! MY WORLD IS COMING DOWN UPON ME!

But I'm not a frog, I'm a human