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    Can Mages Survive The Mall?

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    Post by Guest 24th May 2017, 9:18 am

    Job Title: Can Mages Survive The Mall?
    Rank: A
    Player Requirements: 1 A Rank Mage or 2 B rank mages, max of 6 mages.
    This mission can be taken as noncombat since the only real "fightable" monster can be taken down with a good punch to the face and anyone can punch someone.
    Job Requirements: 18,000
    Job Location: Any Town.  
    Job Description: For some reason you and maybe some friends decide that it is time for a shopping spree. Somehow one of you has heard that there is a wall being terrorized by a panty snatching wizard. This mall is holding a lively festivial which attracts many people. Thus giving you the chance to kill two birds with one stone, catch(or kill) the panty snatcher, and purchase any objects you may have come to need.
    Enemies: You do not have to complete every enemy but it's preferred you face most of them, the boss is required.
    Weak:
    1. You know how you sometimes can not find a parking spot when you go shopping? Well, today there is some festival running at the mall and thus there is no parking left. Best start the trek from blocks away to get to the mall.
    2. When you get into the mall and go to begin your shopping, suddenly you find that you may not have brought enough money. However, after hours of searching the mall has no ATMs so you have to get creative or budget better.
    3. Before you go shopping, you decide that you must get a bite to eat. Yet the mall is so crowded every single table in the food court is taken when you arrive! Well, now you're gonna have to eat standing up or wait.
    4. Once you start shopping you go into a store which provides cart's, but it turns out no one in the store knows how to drive them, so you best run or watch your ass.
    5. You know those moments where someone or even yourself forgets to lock the fitting room door? Well, you're going to have lots of those.


    Normal:
    1. You know how someone accidentally touches your rump while passing you in a crowded place? Well, hopefully, you don't like your space and enjoy awkward moments.
    2. Considering the festival going on at the mall, every single store is packed full making them crowded, stuffy and uncomfortable.
    3. Shopping is very hard when you can not clearly see the items you are trying to purchase, the store you have chosen seems to be very poorly lighted making shopping very difficult.
    4. You have found the most wonderful piece of clothing, problem is that it doesn't come in your size, so oops better know a seamstress.

    Strong:
    1. Have you ever tried thinking about making a logical decision with music blaring around you? Well, try deciding on what you want to buy with music deafening you, especially if you have to collaborate with someone.
    2. You know the exact things you want to buy, however, the salesperson is convinced you need hundreds of things that you don't want. let's hope you can get away or you'll likely be suckered into buying far more than you intended.
    3. Rather is be at check out or throughout the store, some idiot is yelling at someone who may or may not be an employee because they aren't getting their way. What a nuisance.
    4. Finally, check out has arrived, but the line is so long that you can even sit down for several minutes at a time while waiting for it to move.


    Boss: Panty Wizard
    Boasting the power of an "H-Rank" mage, this wizard has been terrorizing female patrons to the mall for weeks! When he shows up it is to teleport all the panties of any nearby females to his location, and he is not above poofing other people's clothing to prevent them from pursuing him as he runs off with the undies. However, it turns out he is actually beneath a D rank and goes down with a good swift kick in the ass, assuming you can fight the embarrassment of likely being nude or in your undergarments to do so.
    Reward: 45,000 Jewels.

    -- credit to Fluffy

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