Don't Step in my Blow...hole (Mission Jul and Lex)

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Lex walked the sandy beaches of Cedar semi enjoying the scorching sand between his toes. He had not been to the beach to relax in ages, though looking at him at this current moment relaxation was the last thing that would be brought to ones mind. Lex was struggling to carry an umbrella, a folding chair, a beach towel, a bag filled with books, booze and weapons , and to top it all off a pink duck float. He was wearing a rather skimpy and tight black speedo, leaving little room for the imagination, as well as a loose beach robe. As he dragged his stuff through the sand an odd odor penetrated his nose. “What the hell is that smell?”

Lex walked up a rather large sand dune to see that there was a whole host of rotting sea creatures laying on the shore. “What the fuck is going on here?” There was a number of people trying to push back in dolphins, whales, sharks, and other fish. The scene before him made little to no sense, what could be the cause of all these sea creatures to wash up on shore like this. Before he moved to do anything people started to holler and scream down below as a massive wave was incoming. Well that wave might wash whatever is out here back into the ocean right? Wrong. Before the wave made it to shore Lex could already tell that it was filled with more creatures. They became more apparent the closer the wave got to shore, those that were already down there trying to save the creatures were about to be in for a rude awakening.



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Lex watched as the people below tried to scurry away from the impending wave but were sadly just washed up in the tide. If he were a better man maybe he might have gone and saved them, but he is not, he is a selfish jerk after all. “Ugh that would be a miserable way to die, drowning among the corpses of the ocean. I would rather gag on ladies used panties and suffocate to death.” The though of having a woman’s used underwear in his mouth made him shutter with fear and repulse. He sat his wade of junk down and fished into his bag brining out three simple daggers. He held the daggers in each crevasse of his knuckles ready to throw them at whatever saltwater creature washed up close to him, though up on this high sand dune he was not too scared about that.

There seemed to be another nearby though as he heard the voice of another aimed at him. Oi! You there in the black speedo! Do you know what the hell is going on here?! “ Lex turned his attention to this man and with a dull expression he replied. “Not a damn thing, but whatever is going on is really cramping my vacation time.” The screams of a woman from below seemed to pierce through the whole beach. It appeared that two massive decaying whales had washed up on shore, not too far from the two boys. The whales were flailing around viciously knocking the remaining people down below all around the area. “Well that’s not good now is it?

Lex left his bag of booze, his chair, umbrella, towel, and float laying there on top of the sand dune as he slowly made his way down closer to the whales; his daggers were poised to be thrown in need by. He stopped near the base of the sand dune and was still at least 4 or 5 meters away from the two whales. He looked at the man that had screamed at him just a few minutes prior. “Those whales will become a smelly problem if they are left on the shore for long. Would you mind helping me cleaning up the beach?”


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The man that was originally asking him about the situation started going on a rant directed towards Lex. This caused Lex’s eyes to narrow and his temper to rise. Who the fuck is this shit head telling me what to do or the kind of person I am. I should stab him until he could be mistaken for swiss cheese. His hand quickly flashed the daggers and he was posed to throw one right at the back of the man’s head but he counted to three and lowered his arm. He muttered a bit of foul language under his breath. “Stupid mother fucker thinks he can call me a lazy bum? I’ll show that dumbass how much of a lazy bum I am.”

As he walked closer to the whales the man hollered out yet again irking Lex. His eyes were near the point of being closed, hiding the anger that dwelled in them. This kid was gonna find himself stuffed in some rotting whale’s blowhole when this day was said and done. Lex summoned a ring onto his right finger and instantly teleported to the other whale that had washed ashore. He emerged from his teleportation right on top of the whale and started stabbing it over and over again with his hand that had all the daggers resting in it. If one were familiar with the super hero Wolverine, this would be a similar style of fighting that he would use with his claws.

With each thrust Lex would take out his frustration on the other guy. “Stupid…little…mother…fucker…trying….to make….me guilty? Calling…me a… lazy…bum?! Just wait.” Lex painted heavily as his rage subsided. His right arm was covered in not only whale blood but also gray matter. It seemed that Lex was stabbing right into the region of the whale that the brain was located. In his fit of rage he had not noticed the bellows of the whale or how many times he had struck the whale. He had to have struck the whale at least twenty or thirty times. As he looked down he saw the man that brought on his rage finishing off the other whale. Lex stomped his foot on his trophy and yelled down at the man. “I’m no lazy bum! I’m on vacation! As he stood there yelling down at the man another wave was inbound carrying more sea creatures. Lex was on top of his whale which would be taller than the wave and sturdy enough were it would not wash away but hopefully the guy that mocked him would be carried off into the murky depths.

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Equip Jinx
Utilized Jink’s active skill (no mana cost)
Used Alpha, Beta, and Gamma throwing knives (weak weapons)
Warriors Heart +25% damage

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It seemed that the ocean would not give any rest to those on the beach. Another swarm of creatures started to wash ashore; this time though there were creatures that were a bit more menacing than whales, while at the same much less menacing. “This is really really annoying, what is causing these fish to all wash up on the shore like this?” A simple ring that was on Lex’s right hand started to give off a wave of magical energy, he immediately threw two of the daggers as a single fish that jumped out of the water. Right as the daggers dug into the flesh of the fish the pulled out, almost as if an invisible hand was holding onto them tightly. Lex, still standing on the corpse of the whale looked at the boy with the bird. “Well come on now, put a little more oomph in it, I’m sure a body as muscular as yours could easily make mence meat out of these fish. Don’t let me beat you in the death toll.”

He lifted his hand up that had the ring on it and made a motion, prompting the two daggers that were suspended in mid air to fly off in two different directions, each one at a new fishy target. The salmon were big ol piles of scales but they were easy to take down, with just simple blows to their heads the once spark of life and spunk that twinkled in their eyes faded. The daggers danced around from fish to fish, leaving only a red trail in the sand from the blood that dripped from them. As they made their dance across the beach the fish that washed ashore flopped their last flop. As the daggers cam back to their master’s outstretched hand the only thing that remained was a single shark flopping on the beach trying to stink its teeth into one of the first responders that were there. The shark was edging towards the woman and the fool that she was just stood there in fear. Lex looked at the water blade wielding male and made a comment. “Well, might want to go save her, my daggers will not reach that far.” He gave the man a smirk. Little did the two know that there was yet more sea creatures inbound, if they did not manage the shark the woman would probably be harmed with the next wave.

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Lex was thrown off a bit when the man that had been the cause of his anger not only called him ripped and handsome but also winked at him. Is this guy trying to hit on me or something? At this point I’d chop off his dick and use it as fishing bait for these sharks. He’s got some nerve. He did have a point though, Lex was standing on the corpse of the whale that he stabbed to death only moments before still, perhaps he should get off before it started to stink more than it already did.

It seemed though that this man was quite proficient with that sword of his, Lex was going to show him just how deadly he was with his daggers. As the man carved away four of the six new sharks that appeared, Lex would have his daggers start to dance once more. This time he had them spin together rather closely making almost a drill like looking attack. The two daggers were poised to hit a shark clean in the face, that was until it opened its mouth and swallowed the two daggers. “Ah..well that was not expected…” The shark kept flopping towards the whale corpse but suddenly it stopped and let out a gargle of pain. “Well I don’t know what you expected when you swallowed my daggers, I’m not the type that likes to share.” Instantly the dagger spat out from the tail end of the shark, little did the sea beast know that Lex was planning on carving it from the inside the moment it swallowed his daggers.

Lex smiled at the man and winked back at him. In that very moment he disappeared only to reappear right above the still living shark. In his hand was the third and final dagger. The shark was completely unaware of Lex falling directly above it, so it was quite shocked to feel the weight of a man the size of Lex right on its back. His dagger slide into the shark’s head as the other two he was manipulating pierced in both eyes. “Shhh…time to go to sleep” Lex was getting too into this fight, the smile from his face was probably extremely noticeable, he was enjoying himself too much. As he stood up with the bloody dagger in his hand he noticed that his speedo did not seem to have teleported with him and he was now standing on the beach completely naked. He looked at the man with the swords made of water. “Hey you, give me your shirt or something to cover up with, I’m not trying to show my naked body off like this unless I’m getting paid or laid, neither of which seem to be about to go down.” As he stood there semi straddling the shark nude a final wave was rolling into the sea side bringing in the last bit of ocean life with it.

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As Lex stood there butt naked he noticed that the water wielding mage was blushing, was this guy embarrassed about Lex being naked right before his face. Did this mean that the boy was indeed gay? A wicked thought crossed Lex’s face.  Lex started moving closer to the man. “Well we are both boys after all, its not like you’ve never seen one of these before.” A sly smile covered Lex’s face as he watched the shade of red increase in the man’s face. This was too easy. The man had asked his pet bird fetch Lex a leaf, a large one at that. A noble jester but one that was not needed. As the bird returned with the leaf and the man held it out for Lex he would brush the man’s hand to the side as Lex took another step. “Are you alright? You’re turning a color that is not normal for a normal human? Perhaps the sun and sea do not sit with you well.” As he spoke he would call on his magic abilities to equip one of his armors on covering his body completely.

The armor that he picked appeared more like clothing than armor so it would not stick out like a sore thumb on the beach. While he might have been clothed he was still gonna have some fun with this kid if he could. Just as Lex was about to play with the man some more the ocean spat up a final whale and two sharks. Lex’s eyes rolled as his eyes. He turned back towards the swashbuckler and winked. “Seems that there’s still some more fish that need to be taken care of huh?” As he winked outstretch his hand once more causing his daggers to fly towards the sharks. This spell of his was on its last leg, he needed to end their lives as quick as possible. The daggers flew through the air, as they neared the sharks each dagger would spin around the outside of the shark, cutting into each beast enough times that they would be dead within a matter of seconds. Lex As the daggers finished their job they returned to the mage’s hand. He looked back to the water sword mage and gave a wicked smile. “Perhaps now you can enjoy the beach, that is once you get that nasty rash that is covering your face to go away. I’m sure some topical cream would clear it up right away… Perhaps next time you see me you can behave a bit more civilized and less rude. ” He gave a wink and just like that Lex activated the armor’s ability and his ring’s skill once more and teleported while becoming invisible. He’s day at the beach was ruined but at least he was able to get a nice laugh in.  

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