Undead Farm

Itami lit up a cigarette as he creaked open the gate of the Cemetery and shut it behind him. he looked around the area and only had one word for the scenery "Dreary as hell" taking a heavy drag Itami rifled through his side pocket and withdrew his iLac and flipped it open and as the UV screen illuminated his face eerily, he read the details that flashed on the small screen and smiled to himself as he flipped it closed again "heh heh heh no more rifling for job flyers anymore although digital is a bit annoying oh well". Looking around all Itami could see were old decrepit tombstones and crumbling mounds of dirt this didn't seem to bother him "hmm maybe if I’m lucky I’ll find a family member here and resupply I running low at home" flicking the ash on his cigarette Itami reached what looked to be a sturdy enough wall so he sat down and leaned against it to check his inventory "let’s see here 1 spinal cord, 3 500gram vials of bone dust, and the mystery sack whew I love the mystery sack never know what I put in there could be anything I remember 1 tim… right then Itami got a strange chill in his leg and went silent as the shiver tapered off being wary Itami grabbed out his scalpel and readied himself by slitting the tip of 1 of his fingers before drawing the marrow out slowly forming little bone shards which he then slid into his left pocket right then the wall behind him exploded and he turned in surprise.

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Itami came face to face with a decrepit skeleton wielding a halberd viciously swinging it back and forth as it advanced, Itami meanwhile Retreated a little bit only to receive a scratch on his ear and followed the line of sight to see another skeleton with a bow and another arrow knocked Itami picked out a handful of bone shards (7) and whispered the Incantation "Ivory rain" and fired them straight at the skeleton 3 of the shards intercepted the arrow while 1 cut the string of the blow snapping it into the skeletons skull while the others hit its pelvis knocking it from its perch. Itami hit the dirt as a magical fireball hit the grave behind him he looked up to spot another skeleton this one significantly closer and so Itami picked into his mystery bag and pulled out what he had "yes a pelvis, Kotsuzui hanmā " a hammer appeared in Itamis left hand and he rushed the skeleton as he fired another fireball and smashed the skull to pieces. Itami felt a small smack to his side and turned to see the archer was back and rushing him from the side Itami picked up a spare bone and touched it to the hammer before tossing it away and sticking his leg out but the skeleton jumped over it this was the shot Itami needed, tensing the muscles in his calf muscles he surged upwards and brought the hammer with him and in a 360 degree clockwise smash into the skeletons ribs destroying him.

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Jumping out of the way of the halberd Itami smashed away the skeleton once again only to feel a slight stinging pain in his side he turned at came face to face with 5 armored skeletons wielding short swords Itami sighed "really guys more skeletons this is getting tiring " closing his eyes he delved into his mind and came face to face with chains that surrounded something but Itami reached out and broke the chains and with a roar back to reality and charged forward with hammer in hand and parried the first short sword and lashed out with a vicious growl and a swivel kick into the first skeleton left the rest of the skeletons tumbling with it. Itami let a vicious roar escape his throat and fired more Bone shards (5) that kicked up dust as it hit the pile and another roar ripped his throat stripping it bare as he jumped into the dust and swung left and right at the incoming enemies smashing them left and right while receiving only light attacks. Wheezing the dust settled and out popped Itami still growling a little and the hammer fell from his hand and shattered as it hit the ground. Falling to his knees Itami roared again and charged the Halberd skeleton and grabbed its skull before smashing it repeatedly into the the ground until there was nothing but shards of bone scattered on the ground and Itami stood back up with bloody fingers.

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Itami shook his hands ignoring the pain and rasped as he emptied his mystery bag onto the ground "Shiro kōen" and the bones on the ground rattled before slowly fusing together to form a bone shield which was then picked up. Itami stumbled through the field but his knee gave way and he fell into a crouching position just in time to dodge a horizontal slash from another skeleton knight and dodge rolled to the right to avoid a hacking slash from another he swivelled from his crouched position and swung his shield into a 300 degree right turn and swept their feet out from under them (literally and stood up to stomp on their skulls with a sickening crunch. A small pain erupted from his leg and stumbled back into another skeleton and received a blow to the ribs from the butt of the sword, Itami recoiled and coughed up some blood but struck out with his shield and smacked the skeleton down into an open grave and tipping a gravestone on top of it. Leaning against the tree Itami wheezed as he tore off his tattered clothes and pulled out some bandages and wrapped them trice around his ribs and staggered back up and couched some more blood into his hand, flicking the blood from his hand Itami’s leg gave way again and just missed getting stabbed in the head from the skeleton in front of him subsequently getting the sword stuck only to have his head ripped off from Itami.

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Itami held the skull in his hand and giggled "to be or not to be bahahahahaha" sticking his finger in his mouth Itami picked out some blood and sloppily drew 6 pointed star pentagrams on each side of the skull and an upside down and flinched a little as a connection was established "alright skull guy errr Keith you are going to be my look out" Itami got a grunt in response before Itami threw the skull down beside him but caught a sword on his shield and the shield cracked 'shit' Itami rolled with the strike and leg swept the skeleton and severed the head from the body and crushed it beneath his fist. 2 more skeletons came but where dispatched via abandoned graves and gravestones and Itami had almost had enough of this and slipped a flask of sake out of his pocket and chugged the contents and shoved it back in his pocket and gasped "ahhhhhhhhh that's the good stuff whew" he trudged over to the tree again and sat down and pulled out his iLac and dialled a number "Hey asako, yeah, uhuh I’m on a job at the moment, yeah I’m free on Friday, really you want to go again certainly, alright I’ll see you there” he flipped his phone closed and pulled another cigarette out of his pocket and lit it up and took a deep drag and puffed it out "man I’m too young for this shit

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Itami butted out his cigarette and groaned as he boosted himself up by leaning on the tree and burped really loudly "ooops my bad" he giggled a bit and picked up the skull from his side and kissed it on the forehead "come on daddy needs some new enemies" and with that he tossed the skull over the hill receiving a small grunt of dissatisfaction in his brain until he heard a ‘thunk’ and a growl "got you, you son of a cow" he picked out his bone dust and emptied it onto his hands before focusing magic and 13 bone shards formed before he proceeded to run around the right side of the hill and blind side the skeletons with his ivory rain that sent them stumbling down the grassy knoll into another open grave Itami cringed "jeese where did all of these empty graves come from" he paid it no mind and moved on. Itami dodge rolled out of the way but it seemed not fast enough for half of his ear was sliced off of his head [color=#99cccc]"shit so I did forget one of you that’s a problem” slipping a little he realised that he left the skull here so he picked it up and pivoted as he rose and swung the skull to intercept the sword allowing Itami to rip out the spine of the skeleton, all that was left was a pelvis with legs rushing around like a mad man this made Itami laugh a little.

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Itami had precariously grown tired of this place he found it hard to believe but there were in his words "TO MANY DAMN BONES" but all this had an upside he had stumbled upon a rundown moss covered mausoleum with the name Shuiro in gothic letter written on the side, Itami smiled "finally a refill" using a rusty shovel Itami pried open the door and entered within. walking in Itami was met with skeletons waiting for him 'shit' he yelled in his mind and rushed them to run them over this was partially successful as Itami was able to push past with only a few claw marks before crashing inot a coffin with some pretty sturdy looking bones this pleased Itami and he jumped with glee and ran out as a skeleton tried to grasped his leg only to tear some of Itamis skin from his calf eliciting an ouch from Itami as he rolled out the door and kicked the door behind him which accidently caused the structure to give way sending debris everywhere and catching Itami on his sore ear causing a groan as he picked himself off of the ground and pulled out his flask and dripped some sake onto the calf wound with a hiss and pulling out some bandages and then proceeded in wrapping it in his last bandage and shoved the bones into his mystery bag and moved on.

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This was a tiresome night for Itami and it wasn't getting any better well in his opinion it got a little better with the mausoleum but not by much. he flipped throught his phone and read through his message mostly from his grandma but a few from Asako that he smiled at when he saw them for a moment Itami froze and then Looked in the screen in his phone a saw the smile on his face he was genuinely surprised "huh haven't doen this in a while feels weird maybe I should go speak to granny about this, hmph speaking of granny I'm going to need to drop by there for some more of those delicious tomatoes mmmm" just thinking of those tomatoes made Itami drool but his thought was interrupted when he heard growls coming from his left and barely dodge out of the way when a bony hand swiped the space where he was. only a little stinging sensation hit his ear making Itami flinch a little "dammit what is it with you guys and ears feeling a little jealous are we" if he wasn't in pain he would have snickered at that funny comment but sadly he had no time as the skeletons pursued him through the graveyard with gusto. This was really annoying Itami thought as he jumped into a pile of dirt and covered himself with it so as to be unseen, soon the growls faded into the distance and Itami picked himself out of it and brushed himself off.

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Having come out of the dirt Itami was a little livid as he took off his pants to shake the dirt from the inside "damn skeletons making me jump in dirt getting dirt in my pants" putting them back on he slipped his shoes back on and laced them up he looked at them and was a little angry "look at this man I scuffed my favourite man I better be getting good stuff for this mission so help me god" this rant was interrupted by a circular formation surrounded by skeletons as they converged on him with swords drawn this made him smile a little "well at least you guys are good stress relievers" and into his bag of tricks he delved and pulled out a long spinal cord which he then proceeded to stab into his hip with a grunt and a whimper and channelled magic into the spine and when he pulled it out a blade was attached and the spine smoothed out into the handle in which Itami twirled around himself before crouching down with it placed behind his back and leapt to the left bringing the sickle into an arc and sliced the first skeleton in half vertically before rolling to the right and tasking out the legs of 2 others and kicked out at the last one and crushed t with the butt of the sickle as the skeleton hit the ground and Itami stood up and sat the sickle on his shoulder and strolled off with a whistle.