While Abaddon was observing from the rooftop, a belligerent man carved a warpath through the parking lot towards the chapel. A brisk wind blew through Abaddon's silky smooth fur as it tilted it's head for a moment and observed the man, enraged with the idea of his ex-girlfriend getting married to some joker. While this man's size was quite impressive, it didn't excuse any reason for him to lose his cool.
"First, crazy blonde who sing destroy my business. Then crazy blonde, eyeball friend, and Ghost Girl destroy business again. Now girlfriend leave me for scrub. Why can't Smirnoff life be better?" the enraged boyfriend asked himself before flipping tables and punching waiters in the face. While it was amusing to Abaddon to see a brutish man doing it's job for it (the destroying all humans part), what wasn't amusing was that the man was dressed in no more than red boots and a red banana-hammock. Just seeing the brutish man going berserk in almost no clothing, not counting the cape and sweater of body hair he wore, was quite unsettling.
Abaddon took a step forward, falling straight down only to stop directly in front of the man named Smirnoff's face. It floated in mid-air and stared at the man for a moment.
"What in hell is this thing? Why it in Smirnoff way? Smirnoff must smash Isabell's future husband!" the man shouted as he pulled his hand back to slap Abaddon, and then it spoke.
~Well, I can't quite allow you to do that, Mister Smirnoff.~ Abaddon said directly into Smirnoff's head, causing his hand to fall short of the creature. Hearing a voice directly in his head caused Smirnoff to reel back a little bit.
"Why voice in Smirnoff's head? Smirnoff hasn't gone insane with anger! Cats no talk so Smirnoff must stay off drink!" Smirnoff said in disbelief, but his anger superseded his mental faculties.
~Oh no, Mister Smirnoff, you haven't lost your mind. I am what you call a talking cat. That is correct.~
"Well, out of Smirnoff's way. Cat has no problem with Smirnoff and Smirnoff has no problem with cat."
~Actually, I was told to get rid of you by any means. The bride-to-be has hired me to destroy you and prevent you from coming inside and ruining the wedding.~
"No! It should be Smirnoff's wedding with Isabell! Knowing Smirnoff's luck, crazy singing blonde will be there!" he said with a shiver. He had almost forgotten about his anger due to the thought of a certain songstress that he encountered several times in the past; being a recurring villain of sorts for that particular mage.
With that, Smirnoff simply backhanded Abaddon in the face, removing it's head. "Wimpy cat," Smirnoff simply stated before Smirnoff stopped for a moment to see the head that he whacked clean off began to move on it's own; as if to return to the creature's body. "What? Not possible!" Smirnoff shouted in disbelief as the creature reformed having it's head and body reunite once again.
~That really hurt, Mister Smirnoff. Now I'm afraid I'm going to have to kill you. So please just stand there and do everyone a favor.~
"No! Smirnoff not let strange, zombie cat!" he said as he sent out a sonic wave towards Abaddon, causing it to tilt it's head for a moment.
Now Abaddon knows that Smirnoff uses Wave Magic. Well, it uses whatever magic is suited for the occassion; in this instance, Smirnoff chose to use Wave Magic which isn't a problem for Abaddon in the slightest.
Abaddon opened it's mouth to show massive rows of teeth. The teeth seemed to grow double in length and they began to grow pinholes within them, hollowing out. Just seeing these terrible teeth caused Smirnoff to recoil once again.
"What in hell is that?"
~Not Hell. The void~ Abaddon said without it's expression or vocal pitch changing much from it's normal pattern. With this, the creature jumped in and bit Smirnoff on the leg, causing the man to fall over in pain, clutching at his leg.
"Oh no! Smirnoff not lose to demon cat!" Smirnoff shouted before sending out a wave of pure energy towards Abaddon, blowing it back and causing pain to surge through it's body. It suddenly vanished for a moment only to appear directly behind Smirnoff and bit him right in the rear.
Smirnoff began to curse in an unknown language, grabbing his rear and jumping in the air. "Now you make Smirnoff ANGRY!" shouted Smirnoff as the creature licked it's lips and sat down on it's butt and watch the spectacle. Smirnoff began to scream really loud as the clouds darkened and his already amplified muscles grew 5-fold until even his appearance changed.
And he even grew hair and lost his facial hair. Strange transformation indeed.
Abaddon watched the spectacle once more and jumped up between Smirnoff's legs and bit him. This quickly turned Smirnoff from an enraged berserker back to his original form. Abaddon could be seen shaking it's head and spitting out something from it's mouth.
~Bleh! Mreh! Mweeehh! That was nasty!~
"Of course it nasty. Smirnoff spent last 3 weeks drinking and no shower!" Smirnoff responded while holding his groin in absolute pain.
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