It was a beautiful sunny day out and about upon the docks, there were the rich and the poor, all were prepared to get on a boat and be hit by an ice burg, but now Erika, no, Erika was here in order to have a fine little jolly out upon the water with her most wonderful first mate Faeral, ignore the fact that he owned the boat, it was Erika's boat while she was upon it, since only Erika could control such a marvelous poop deck. Indeed the boat, the Jolly Rancher, or so that was what Erika called it, was a marvelous ship that made everyone jealous, first off it was nearly three times the size of the other men's boats, and sure did look like sweet candy. Indeed, Erika had to say that this boat was something she could for sure, ride upon, and it would be in a glorious style. See that was the thing about Faeral, he was dapper enough that even a simple boat was such a wonderful thing, though Erika didn't want any other seamen to man the vessal, this was just a nice little adventure for the two of them to grow closer, and to try and find some treasure, and probably kill a few pirates in horrible and hilarious ways.
See Erika knew the routine by now, they did some jokes, punched some guys in the willy, and then got all the treasure, if only they were in the same town as that one house, then they could also relieve some stress since that couch was just so comfy, but alas they might have to settle for another avenue, the beating up of some pirate crew after the same treasure as them. No one was allowed to try and make off with booty unless it was Faeral and Erika, or rather team Faerika. These little shrimps were going to be stir-fried by their brand of fishy justice, and they would of course only use the best butter of their abilities to make the meal extra fresh and tasty.
The seagulls made their chirping annoying noise as Erika daintily held her umbrella, and moved towards the boat, she skipped a bit, making sure that others could hear the sound her wonderful designer boots made, after all, she had made them as her fashion designer persona. She was pleased actually with how well the children had made these shoes, they were in good condition, that one jewel a day pay really was going to good people, and that made her proud, her sweatshop labor was some of the best in the world, but since it was Erika's... of course it would be.
Arriving onto the boat with but a twirl, Erika smiled and tilted her head a bit as she called out towards Faeral.
"Faeral my darling are you here and are you ready to get this little adventure underway! You could say that this job really suits us, since we can both swim! Now then are you ready to ship out?"
Total WC: 512/6300.
Post WC: 512.
See Erika knew the routine by now, they did some jokes, punched some guys in the willy, and then got all the treasure, if only they were in the same town as that one house, then they could also relieve some stress since that couch was just so comfy, but alas they might have to settle for another avenue, the beating up of some pirate crew after the same treasure as them. No one was allowed to try and make off with booty unless it was Faeral and Erika, or rather team Faerika. These little shrimps were going to be stir-fried by their brand of fishy justice, and they would of course only use the best butter of their abilities to make the meal extra fresh and tasty.
The seagulls made their chirping annoying noise as Erika daintily held her umbrella, and moved towards the boat, she skipped a bit, making sure that others could hear the sound her wonderful designer boots made, after all, she had made them as her fashion designer persona. She was pleased actually with how well the children had made these shoes, they were in good condition, that one jewel a day pay really was going to good people, and that made her proud, her sweatshop labor was some of the best in the world, but since it was Erika's... of course it would be.
Arriving onto the boat with but a twirl, Erika smiled and tilted her head a bit as she called out towards Faeral.
"Faeral my darling are you here and are you ready to get this little adventure underway! You could say that this job really suits us, since we can both swim! Now then are you ready to ship out?"
Total WC: 512/6300.
Post WC: 512.