Too Friendly

Job Title: Cosplay Café (Neutral Job)

Rank: D

Player Requirements: Up to five people are allowed, preferably females but males are allowed as well. 15 posts minimum, at least 150 words per post.

Job Requirements: Must choose a suitable cosplay costume for either being a waitress, waiter, or chef. This can range from anything like maids, to bunnies, to butlers, to cat-girls/guys, whichever your character feels most appropriate for them. You are then to serve the customers that come in to the café for the rest of the day. The hours are from 6am to 10pm. If you harm any of the customers however, you are docked five hundred jewels from the reward for each one. And remember, the customer is always right. Even if they are wrong.

Job Location: Crocus

Job Description: “Ah, please, help. I have recently opened a lovely little café here in the Capital of Fiore, the lovely city of Crocus. It has fine food, fine drink, and has a prime location to draw in plenty of customers! But alas… all of my staff have taken ill, or gone off on holiday! I plead, I beg of anyone, please come help my café! If I lose even one day of business, I may not be able to pay the bank who owns the building at the end of the month! And then my café would be ruined and would have to close! Uniforms will be provided of course, and you will be well paid for your troubles. Travel expenses included!”

Enemies:
Weak: Three teenagers who have hit that “hit on everything” stage in life. Expect plenty of very cheesy pick-up lines.

Normal: Four school-children about five to ten years old, with no parental supervision. They may change their minds several times before finally getting around to ordering, and watch out, they may try to slip away without paying afterwards.

Strong: Two cosplay fans who will want to take pictures of anything, everything and everyone in a variety of poses. Depending on your costume, you may be asked to do certain things or hold certain poses.

Boss:The Ultimate Pervert! He cares not for your personal space, believing that you chose to work here and dress as such because you want the attention he gives you.

This customer will take any opportunity to “accidentally” brush against you, or touch your backside, or touch you in any way that could be construed as just short of harassment.

They will ogle, they will make innuendoes, they will drop stuff solely to watch you bend over and pick it up, they may even try to “date” you for the course of their meal, or command you like a master does their servants, taking the roleplaying to the test of your patience.

However, these usually tend to be the big tippers. So do try to restrain yourselves from lashing out at them hmm?

Reward: 2000 Jewels + Tip (Tip cannot exceed 100 jewels) plus the cosplay you chose to do this job. The manager has a surprising surplus.

Name: Phantasmal Crew

Rank: D

Type: Summon, Support

Duration: 3 rounds

Cooldown: 4 rounds

Description:
Officers, maids, waiters, and all manner of ghostly apparitions materialize by Flick and his allies. The crew of the Phantom Express is always ready to assist its passenger, be it back troubles, spilled coffee, or a bloody gash in need of bandaging. Invisible and very much dead, they are able to fly, crawl, sidestep, or even burrow in order to make themselves available for support. Tips, of course, are always welcome.

A ghostly crew composed of former passengers who committed themselves to joining the Phantom Express in the afterlife, they automatically tend to all Flick’s allies every need. Such tasks include:
- Instantly drawing, sheathing, and swapping weapons
- Bandaging wounds
- Carrying loads under 100 lbs
And fetching/delivering items or spoken messages. For every consecutive turn this ability is used, the Crew politely requests a tip of 5% MP in order to give the “best service possible”. The Crew can travel up to fifty feet from Flick or another summon, with a maximum of one crew member per ally. Because these ghosts are forever tied to the Phantom Express, they are considered to be a part of it.

Strengths:
- No limit of phantoms, other than one per person.
- Respond to allies’ thoughts and wishes (including Flick’s).
- Can fly and move through solid terrain (though not if they are holding onto material objects).
- Wide array of uses
Weaknesses:
- Can quickly drain allies’ mana
- Cannot intentionally harm a person (e.g. Dropping a pointy sword on someone's head or punching a person).
- Might confuse or hinder an ally unaware of the Crew’s presence
- Can only perform one task per person per turn (sheathing AND drawing a weapon counts as one task, though it would take two turns to send a message and receive a response).
- They can be a cranky bunch when dealing with sour passengers, and Flick’s allies are no exception. Careful of your attitude, lest you ask find yourself tossing the remains of yesterday’s lunch instead of your trusty throwing knife.