"Damn, these splinters are really digging into ma' ass," Shunsuke bellowed. "So you mean to tell me that ya needa heavy to take care of this 'bully' for you, kid? If I didn't kno' any better, I'd say that you were askin' me to beat up some little kid for ya."
"That's exactly what I don't want you to do," the client replied. "And I don't need it, I want it. All you need to do is scare him off. Like crush a trashcan or use some of your magic or something like that. I'll end up getting expelled from the school if you go and beat him up or kill him or something. Like I said, all you need to do is scare him off. Make him know not to mess with me."
"Don't you think you could be doing that yourself or somethin'? Whatever. Just because I need the money, I'll do it."